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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
For me, I know Iím attractive because every year growing up we would go to Porkfest and every year I was named one of the Pig-handsome Líil Riblets.

How about you though, how do YOU know youíre physically attractive. Or if youíre not attractive, how do you know youíre not?


Thank you.

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
The opposite sex never dares to make eye contact. They must be too intimidated :reject:

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

The opposite sex never dares to make eye contact. They must be too intimidated :reject:

Thatís too bad because youíd probably be nice to them, even if you didnít think they were exactly ďin your leagueĒ

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
You know it because your mom says youíre a handsome boy.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Larry Cum Free posted:

For me, I know Iím attractive because every year growing up we would go to Porkfest and every year I was named one of the Pig-handsome Líil Riblets.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
I just turn on grindr when I'm questioning if I'm attractive

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love
Your girlfriend told me

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Tonetta posted:

I just turn on grindr when I'm questioning if I'm attractive

Do you have sex with people or just string them along?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm not op

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Smugworth posted:

I'm not op

Ok but this was contemplated in the op so would you mind sharing how you know youíre not?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


My SO says I am therefore it must be true.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Larry Cum Free posted:

Do you have sex with people or just string them along?

neither usually. although because my profile says "no married, dl" and also t4t, it rarely amounts to anything other than some gross dick pics from people who can't read

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Larry Cum Free posted:

Do you have sex with people or just string them along?

Sex is not okay in the eyes of the Lord, so morally speaking they better be stringing them along.

I'd rate myself "mid" as the younger generations say, maybe pushing up to a 6 or 7 out of 10 if you've spent most of your life in a weird underground nuclear bunker because you thought the world was ending situation.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
^^thereís no such thing as a ďLordĒ, pal. Get with times or wallow in grime, as my meemaw would say

Tonetta posted:

neither usually. although because my profile says "no married, dl" and also t4t, it rarely amounts to anything other than some gross dick pics from people who can't read

That doesnít sound very pleasant. Are you sure itís helping you?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Larry Cum Free posted:

That doesnít sound very pleasant. Are you sure itís helping you?

You know someone named Cum Free shouldn't lecture people on grindr use, I feel like there's a bias there.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Let's just say I haven't been getting by on a winning personality

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

syntaxfunction posted:

You know someone named Cum Free shouldn't lecture people on grindr use, I feel like there's a bias there.

I donít follow

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Larry Cum Free posted:

That doesnít sound very pleasant. Are you sure itís helping you?

I mean it still feels good to know people still wanna put their pee pee in you

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I get hit on a lot but the moment I bring up posting in GBS they usually run away.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
also sometimes it's just free weed

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The ratio of women running to put on more clothes as opposed to taking more off when knocking on the door was roughly 1000 - 1.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you know you're hot when people who look at you need to take a moment to decide to be polite instead of screaming

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Larry Cum Free posted:

Ok but this was contemplated in the op so would you mind sharing how you know you’re not?

I don't read threads op

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Szyznyk posted:

The ratio of women running to put on more clothes as opposed to taking more off when knocking on the door was roughly 1000 - 1.

This isnít like a thread rule or anything, but can you please reduce your equations and just say 999?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




everyone in my bg3 party was horny as gently caress for me, and i got down and dirty with ALL of them, yes, even withers

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

everyone in my bg3 party was horny as gently caress for me, and i got down and dirty with ALL of them, yes, even withers

Hell yeah

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
halsin is a boar fucker

Rides Naked
Jun 4, 2006

Program, Whale, Program
No one wants to look me in the eyes a sure sign

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
When people gaze upon me they turn to either stone or salt, and I've been told it's a great conversation starter.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Bad Purchase posted:

everyone in my bg3 party was horny as gently caress for me, and i got down and dirty with ALL of them, yes, even withers

Did you make your character look like you?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
You go to a Mexican restaurant and they give you a complementary mango Jarritos

naem
May 29, 2011

I think Iíve been accidentally not unattractive a couple times, paying for college I had to pass the armyís physical fitness test every six months and had almost a six pack, was usually too exhausted to notice or enjoy it particularly

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Extra Large Marge posted:

You go to a Mexican restaurant and they give you a complementary mango Jarritos

Ok you too?? Yeah.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Cat posted:

My SO says I am therefore it must be true.

this. plain and simple

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

she wouldnt lie to me

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Honest answer: Girls find an excuse to grab your arm all the time

lalaland
Nov 8, 2012
I know i am because a girl touched me once

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

poisonpill posted:

Honest answer: Girls find an excuse to grab your arm all the time

Not true, sometimes they just want to stop it flailing about, guys too.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Nobody can call me unattractive due to the New Woke Order, so therefore I am attractive.

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Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love

covidstomper58 posted:

Not true, sometimes they just want to stop it flailing about, guys too.

but they won't, not before i have destroyed a couple grand in merchandise

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