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 No games are in sign-ups right now let's fix that! 15 players, not a complex setup, plenty of opportunities to be vanilla. What more do you want really. The flavor is kitchen. Discord is required to play, here is the link: https://discord.gg/b78yVQxE MAFIA RULES (Paraphrased from other, smarter goons) 1. Don't be an rear end in a top hat. 2. Don’t edit your posts without mod approval. 3. No direct quoting, screenshot posting, whatever of private mod communication. 4. Don’t talk after hammer. 5. Don’t talk out-of-thread about the game. 6. Standard lurker rules: If you fail to post at least 10 times in a standard, 48-72 hour game day, you will receive a warning. If you fail to do so again, you will be modkilled. This rule may be relaxed in case of early hammers. Please tell me if something is keeping you from posting! Real life exists, and as long as you’re communicative with me I’ll be lenient. 7. Have fun! 8. Elastic Clause: If I forgot a standard rule, assume it applies. The SA Mafia community takes a lot of pride in being a safe, respectful, inclusive and inviting space. If you ever encounter anything or anyone who makes you feel uncomfortable, threatened, abused, angry, or even unsure of how you feel, there are many people here, both within and outside of the SA Mafia community, who are happily willing to listen, provide support, and enact change to make the community better for everyone. Here is a short list of only some of the people that other players have suggested as a resource that you should never hesitate to contact: Leperflesh and Antivehicular (current Traditional Games Mods), VoodooFly, Hal Insandenza, Bifauxnen, Monathin, Wologar, Maerlyn, EccoRaven, CCKeane, Opopanax, Sandwolf, Shellception, or whoever else you feel safer talking to! PLAYER LIST
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I want to get the game going while I'm still on break so I'll shift things around to do a 13 player deal if I don't get two players by Friday morning (EST). But I would rather not do that so if you are interested take the leap of faith and come hide in the kitchen drawer with us
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Mar 6, 2024 16:01
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Oh no! What's happened to the wooden spoon?! Shellception, The Wooden Spoon, TOWN-aligned Vanilla, has died N0! Day One is now. Because of my schedule being weird on Friday, deadline is in 72 hours.
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Mar 7, 2024 02:19
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Dans attempts to throw out Opop! Nothing happens. The day continues.
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Mar 10, 2024 01:38
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wins32767, The Stockpot, TOWN-aligned Rolestopper, was thrown in the dumpster D1!quote:You are The Stockpot, TOWN-aligned Rolestopper. At night you may ##cover a player, stopping all actions targeting that player. It is now Night One. Actions within 24 hours please!
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Mar 10, 2024 02:40
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At dawn, the saucepan was found rusted in the compost bin. shwinnebego, The Saucepan, TOWN-aligned Vanilla, was found dead N1! quote:You are The Saucepan, TOWN-aligned Vanilla. You have no powers except your vote. It is now Day Two. Deadline Tuesday night, 9 PM EST.
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Mar 10, 2024 22:24
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AFancyQuestionMark, The Garbage Disposal, TOWN-aligned Vanilla, was torn up by coffee grounds and eggshells D2!quote:You are The Garbage Disposal, TOWN-aligned Vanilla. You have no powers except your vote. It is now Night Two. Actions within 24 hours, s'il vous plaît.
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Mar 13, 2024 02:04
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yuming, A Colony of Fruit Flies Living in the Garbage Can, TOWN-aligned Tracker, was swatted several times N2!quote:You are A Colony of Fruit Flies Living in the Garbage Can, TOWN-aligned Tracker. At night you may ##hitch a ride on a player, learning who that player visited, if anyone. It is now Day Three. Deadline in ~48 hours.
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Mar 13, 2024 22:47
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Rhymes With Clue, The Chef's Knife, SELF-aligned Serial Killer, was forced back into her sheathe D3!quote:You are The Chef’s Knife, SELF-aligned Serial Killer. At night you may take one of two actions: It's Night Three, you know the drill.
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Mar 14, 2024 04:28
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Sandwolf, The Vegetable Peeler, TOWN-aligned Vanilla, was found caught in a pile of artichokes N3!quote:You are The Vegetable Peeler, TOWN-aligned Vanilla. You have no powers except your vote. It is now Day Four. Deadline is noon on Saturday, EST.
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Mar 14, 2024 13:51
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Dans Macabre, The Chef, TOWN-aligned Vigilante, slipped on some spilled oil and got knocked unconscious D4!quote:You are The Chef, TOWN-aligned Vigilante. As a one-shot action, during the day, you may ##throw out a player, killing them. Night Four is now!
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Mar 16, 2024 17:00
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fool of sound, The Kitchen Shears, TOWN-aligned Bodyguard, was broken in half and put behind a childproof fence N4!quote:You are The Kitchen Shears, TOWN-aligned Bodyguard. At night you may ##defend a player; if a killing action targets that player, it is instead redirected to you. It is now Day Five, deadline in, once again, roughly 51 hours.
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Mar 16, 2024 22:31
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Opopanax, The Stand Mixer, SCUM-aligned Roleseer, was obsoleted D5!quote:You are The Stand Mixer, SCUM-aligned Roleseer. At night you may target a player; you will learn that player’s role. It is now Night Five!
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Mar 17, 2024 21:17
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Tired Moritz, The Teflon Skillet, TOWN-aligned Vanilla, got stuck to fly paper N5! It's now Day Six, sorry for the delay!
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Mar 19, 2024 03:35
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CubicalSucrose, The Cookie Sheet, SCUM-aligned Bus Driver, was eliminated D6! You are The Cookie Sheet, SCUM-aligned Bus Driver. At night you may target two players; any actions targeting the first player will redirect to the second and vice versa. You win when your faction is in control of the vote. It's Night Six now.
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Mar 19, 2024 04:31
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sharkmafia, The Meat Thermometer, TOWN-aligned Gunsmith, died N6!quote:You are The Meat Thermometer, TOWN-aligned Gunsmith. At night you may ##take the temperature of a player, learning if that player has a killing action. Day Seven is now. Since we're at 3-player elo there will be no deadline. Have fun.
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Mar 19, 2024 04:39
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Maerlyn was killed D7! She was The Garlic Press, TOWN-aligned Vanilla. Grandicap was endgamed! He was The Whisk, TOWN-aligned Vanilla. JOHNNY KEATS, THE CUTTING BOARD, SCUM ROLEBLOCKER, HAS WON THE GAME FOR THE SCUM! This was an awesome game - exactly the kind of game I hoped this setup would inspire. It was definitely scumsided and I mod error'd FoS getting killed instead of Grandi on... N4? I think? But everyone did great. Thanks for playing!
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OH ALSO scum had a collective one-shot of BP and investigation proof. this game was scumsided can you tell
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