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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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I mean, think about it. Mammals poo poo, birds poo poo, amphibians poo poo, fish poo poo...but do bugs poo poo? I don't think I've seen proof that they do, and it's kind of freaking me out.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Everything poops in some way OP. Just look at your roach infestation.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Isn't that what guano is?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

BigHead posted:

Isn't that what guano is?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Butterflies are called butterflies because their poop looks like butter.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
They do gently caress

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Bugs are the girls of the natural world. Never poopin.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm a bug

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
spiders poo poo webs

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
They can but they won't do it if you're watching you goddamn creep

BIG DICK DADDY
Sep 13, 2007

Heidely-ho, neighbor!
A mayfly lives for one day I bet they don't waste no time pooping

BIG DICK DADDY
Sep 13, 2007

Heidely-ho, neighbor!

Jestery posted:

They do gently caress



Now the real question is do they jizz??

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

BIG DICK DADDY posted:

A mayfly lives for one day I bet they don't waste no time pooping

They spend the entire day pooping in one huge constant stream while screaming, which is what kills them

BIG DICK DADDY
Sep 13, 2007

Heidely-ho, neighbor!

Songbearer posted:

They spend the entire day pooping in one huge constant stream while screaming, which is what kills them

So, basically me after a vindaloo :c00lbutt:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
They only do it when you aren't looking. It's all a big joke the entire world is playing on you. When you aren't around we all laugh about how you've never even seen a fly poop.

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

BIG DICK DADDY posted:

So, basically me after a vindaloo :c00lbutt:

the secret is to have a neutralizing lassi with your meal.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
sure they do OP look up "flea dirt"

we just don't call it feces cause it's so small see??

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

One time I was at a zoo in Arizona and got to watch a mom gather her whole family under a tree to cool down because it was "misting" under the tree.

What she didn't realize was that the zoo hadn't installed a misting system, it was bug pee.
https://arizonadailyindependent.com/2014/07/06/the-sharpshooters-mist/

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

BIG DICK DADDY posted:

Now the real question is do they jizz??

How else is the baby bug batter going to get in there?

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

They have to do it into human mouths

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024
hot days make em poop sugar all over the ground and cars. it gets everywhere, mite poop up the wazooo, in my eyes and in my mouth

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

BIG DICK DADDY posted:

A mayfly lives for one day I bet they don't waste no time pooping

Mayflies don’t have a mouth or an rear end because they don’t live long enough to require a meal. They “feed” on air.

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
my stick-insects used to leave lil turds everywhere

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Insects only have lifespans of a few hours and therefore have no need for digestive systems. So no, they can not.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

BIG DICK DADDY posted:

Now the real question is do they jizz??

there are bees that ejaculate so hard that they audibly explode

also insects definitely poo poo because some of them (mainly larvae) use the poo poo as a sort of appendage on their body called a fecal shield

insects that do complete metamorphosis do most of their making GBS threads as larvae though, there are some moths that don't even have a mouth as as an adult, and the ones that do eat tend to just be sucking nectar for fuel and mainly excete uric acid (basically the same stuff as bird droppoings)

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

some of them (mainly larvae) use the poo poo as a sort of appendage on their body called a fecal shield

Is this why your posts are so impenetrable

Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies

Pitdragon posted:

sure they do OP look up "flea dirt"

we just don't call it feces cause it's so small see??

Ditto “fly spots”. What did you think those little black dots were?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
You need to play outside more

I've been poo poo on by many a bug

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvagEsvHQSU

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

insects that do complete metamorphosis do most of their making GBS threads as larvae though

Silkworms poop like crazy!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Jestery posted:

They do gently caress



I know, I saw it when Peter Gabriel performed Sledgehammer live.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Poop on the bugs before they ppo on u

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NrCqkZ7F5c

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I've been thinking about it and yeah, I've seen direct evidence of a bug making GBS threads/pissing on me. So add that to your survey Mr Science man.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


one thin i can say for certain is that frogs definitely poo.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Scorpion world looks lovely

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Smugworth posted:

Scorpion world looks lovely

one time I watched a vinegaroon walk up to a scorpion in my garage, and proceed to break it in half and eat it

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Jesus he ate your entire loving garage?!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

flubber nuts posted:

one thin i can say for certain is that frogs definitely poo.


so do toads

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Turtles poop horribly.

They aren't insects but goddamn is it awful.

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