Auspol 2024 Mark 2: You stupid white bastards

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Konomex posted:

Bucky has a point. If we set up a honeypot trap for the billionaires we can introduce more of them to Mr Guillotines and then gut their superyatchts for parts.

Counterpoint -

We could just advertise the jetty and take over the yachts in international waters. Thus saving on inconvenient legal consequences. Maybe get some Somalis in on 457 visas to show us how.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 01:17

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 16:33

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gay picnic defence posted:

Is there anywhere to actually put new schools in those areas? Wouldn�t nearly all the land already be used for other poo poo?

With the decline in bricks and mortar retailing there should be plenty of disussed shops to repurpose. The problem is the disconect between local and state planning.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 23:40

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

lets integrate dutton into the grid

No! My grid is not for toxic shits.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 06:23

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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-18/how-proactive-policing-quotas-sent-nsw-police-searches-soaring/103579210

90% of searches find nothing. Well if you don't count gooch.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 01:00

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Captain Theron posted:

Yeah, I don't think you could get away from testifying as a witness if you were a civilian for mental health reasons, but I am not a lawyer, so please correct me if I have it wrong.

Brittany Higgins. Notable example. The cop is using any old excuse with the assistance of their https://www.pansw.org.au/ NSW Police Association buddies.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 06:43

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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-20/donald-trump-kevin-rudd-aukus-nigel-farage-interview/103608274

Broken clock.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 00:19

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BrigadierSensible posted:

I always viewed Dada as "silliness and pointlessness for silliness and pointlessness sake" as an art movement.

But it's cool that it was an anti-war thing.

Try theses guys:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurism

There is an unfortunate fascist connection to Futurism but early 20th centry every art movement had a manifesto. Some more broad ranging than others.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 09:12

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Lube Enthusiast posted:

Coworker just said her son is a full-on antivaxxer and his kids aren�t allowed into school cause he doesn�t let them get any jabs either. lmao but also yikes

Some hippies I know are rabid antivaxxers. When their daughter had their first grandkid she told them either they got vaxxed or they would never see the child. I laughed. I'm a very bad person. They got vaxxed. So happy ending.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 06:53

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While all the above is probably true. There is also the real politic of wanting the minority government to be a complete poo poo show disaster so they can walk into the next election looking smug.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 01:57

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Never said they were smart. Also 'tested strategy'.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 04:26

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hooman posted:

I feel that's because the racism dial keeps getting turned up to distract from the actual causes of problems within our society.

It's not single mums on welfare or dole bludgers either.

Well what else could it possibly be?

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 09:15

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And remember Easter isn't all about choclate and buns! It's where we celebrate Christianity and largely the Catholic church for making torture porn mainstream. Thank You Jesus!

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 00:04

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Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Um how dare you forget the harrowing where Jesus strolls into hell like John wick and kicks everyone's rear end

I don't remember him kicking anyone!? Oh wait, my bad. I was watching 'The Furrowing'! Similar plot different ending.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 06:19

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Hold up everybody! Like usual Cartoon has all the answers.

Festivals aren't working due to policing costs? Self declare the park/Council tip/Unremediated industrial waste ground an emergency search zone and have the police perform the searches on stage! Win-win! Sure to be a huge increase in ticket sales. The police have all they want and the punters get a great show. No security costs. No site rentals. No need for insurances. Just a quick stage knocked together by the PCYC on the weekend prior. Happy to have this used without acknowledgement or payment. 40 000 page manifesto to follow. Oh and no need for portapotties or portapotty queues, BYO shovel!

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 03:16

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

i have a employment question

this job https://jobsnsw.taleo.net/careersection/all_jobs/jobdetail.ftl?job=0000AJ0P&lang=en

thats for a 000 call centre position isnt it

Yes. The non emergency line is never answered so it couldn't be for that.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 11:02

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

maybe he has a hosed up dick and thats why it cost so much

Looking into the documents in detail, much of the expense was a finder's fee.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 11:10

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Ok we�ve established that Bruce has expensive tastes, from hookers to golf to eyewateringly expensive lawsuits. Who is funding this guy now that channel 7 isn�t? Because disgraced former ministerial staffer doesn�t pay real well. Could this be a CIA operation?

Pfft! Q-ANON! Here it's all covered in this 30kg document.

Bucky Fullminster posted:

There are differences yes, but fundamentally they are still tiny things weirdly orbiting a much bigger thing, with a lot of empty space in between

In a way that I don�t think anything else does at any scale between them, does it?

Fucken nerds

The only thing vaguely scientific here is an example of the Dunning�Kruger effect.

And to answer your question (with a question), Have you heard of the Moon? (Or tether ball) Orbital diameter Solar ~150 million km - Moon orbital diameter ~800 thousand km so 200 times diference in 'scale'. There are also moons around other planets at much smaller diamters eg Deimos at ~50 thousand km

Non Compos Mentis posted:

we gotta steal her house

Are explosives too expensive or just hard to get?

Recoome posted:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-08/tertiary-education-union-federation-university-redundancy-plans/103680816

This will be the first of many. Basically all unis are operating in an unsustainable mode - turns out years of corporatisation and lack of support from all sides of politics has ramifications.

A cautionary tale about what happens when you start to put a retail price on education, just to relate it to the discussion on tipping.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 02:07

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Has anyone read this book? Is it still relevant today?

Yes, recently. It is depresingly relevant.

We are still the master rate.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 08:05

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hooman posted:

Nah, they're average mathematicians.

Giving this some love. The ABS ~used~ to be chill and customer focused. Howard,Abbott,Morrison et al have probably cut budgets to the point that this guy is trying to pull an entire National Survey together using an ancient ACER laptop and some string. Not an excuse, as such.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 01:41

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I don't have every news feed strapped to my face 24/7 but I'm waiting for the first 'shock' quote about the poor state of mental health services in Australia. Which in so many of these cases is actually the news worthy part.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 03:05

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The Thousand Year Spud.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 01:06

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What we need for the next election

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 03:39

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The main driver of crime is poverty. That's why increasing the gap between rich and poor and laura gnaw her are the LNP winning combo. Structurally way ahead of even 'loving browns am I right".

https://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs...f%20drug%20use.

quote:

In Australia, high crime rates are often associated with poverty, unemployment, low levels of educational attainment, family relationship problems and high levels of drug use.

https://www.aic.gov.au/sites/default/files/2020-05/tandi028.pdf

quote:

despite government attempts to limit overall unemployment levels in Australia, unemployment is now much more concentrated amongst school-leaver age groups

Fixing socioeconomic disadvantage is the silver bullet. Everyone knows this. Yet we keep widening the gap. gently caress us.

# ¿ May 1, 2024 09:47

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Never failing to disappoint:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-16/scott-morrison-donald-trump-aukus-autobiography/103854096

# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:04

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That portrait of QE2 is amazing, it should be on stamps

Bad news Skippy https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-15/king-charles-australian-coins-full-set-2024/103846914

# ¿ May 16, 2024 12:13

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hooman posted:

The real gridshitters were the privitisations we made along the way.

But it's a private matter?

# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:04

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Radical left wing deep state globalist 15 minute city conspiricy proven! Good ol' Dutts comes up with a real GREEN game canger and then:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-22/nuclear-power-double-the-cost-of-renewables/103868728

The timing alone is incredibly suspicious.

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 16:33

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JBP posted:

Isn't this exactly what their last report said?

There last report was complete LGBTQI+ misinformation!

https://www.csiro.au/en/news/all/articles/2023/december/nuclear-explainer

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

# ¿ May 22, 2024 09:43

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