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riptidejim

Have a good night!
Hell o BYOB apologies for my long absence. I have been a little busy in my life recently and have not had much time to sit and make a post. But i have a free moment here and i would like to make a post for everyone.



Today i have brought a picture called "Portrait of John Bonham" and it is a picture of John bonham of Led Zeppelin. I am a drummer and john bonham has always been one of my favorites, so i made a paint picture of his portrait. I actually made this a while ago but i figure it would be nice to share in my microsoft paint picture thread.

I have a second picture for today.



This one is called "Corridors" and its called that because i thought of the word while i was coming up with what it would be called. Yeah thats about it.
So anyway this picture is a little more minimal color-wise as opposed to the other images i've posted. I wanted to limit the palette of this one to give it its own identity. it worked because this one has its own identity, and its identity is "green"
Last night i went to this bar to see my dad. He told me about this girl he used to see and how he used to shoot ice cubes into her with his mouth. I guess now we know where i get my creativity. Thats all the time i have for today BYOB and until next time remember never to read doctor's office magazines; you never know who was touching that.

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Areola Grande

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nice going riptide. u brightened my day again :fyadride:







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riptidejim

Have a good night!
Sound the alarm, It's time for another paint picture
Life has been throwing me quite a few curveballs and a couple fastballs and maybe even the baseball bat too. Sometimes Life has a way of saying "I'm gonna kick your rear end"
All we can do is endure. Endure as much rear end kicking as you can.

Today's picture is called "Endure"



Hopefully everyone has a good day. Last night i was supposed to go to another pro wrestling show but I became sick on the way and threw up, which made me want to go home instead. The weather was bad for driving anyway. I feel bad because i was taking my brother with me and i may have ruined his night by deciding on going home after not feeling well.
Today i'm going to be hanging out with an old friend that i became reacquainted with through my job. we haven't hung out with each other since 2016 so it'll be interesting to catch up and fill in the blanks on what happened in our lives since then. Wow almost 10 years.
Me and this friend had a falling out a little bit after i graduated high school which is why we stopped hanging out. But you can't hang on to negative feelings for so long. You have to realize that everyone grows and changes, especially after almost a decade. The person you were mad at 8 years ago may not even exist anymore, and that person may feel sorry for how they acted back then. It's good to welcome friends back into your life. It may even help you endure.

Until next time

riptidejim

Have a good night!
BYOB i hate my job. I want to kick my managers rear end. I will gnaw the corporate bark off America until the day i die, and i refuse to die until that America lay stripped. Now i have a paint picture for today April tenth.



This picture is called "Pinpoint" and it uses my favorite shade of blue, which is also my favorite color in general. i'm also a fan of lemon-lime (neon yellow-green) magenta and teal and royal purple. Love lots of colors.
sometimes I wish i wasn't such a cynical person. As i get older i become increasingly jaded, which is obviously very common. It makes me wonder who this world is made for.

Poll question: Which is worse for you, red bull or soda
Leave your answers for me and i will take them into consideration (if you say soda) (if you say red bull i will ignore it)

Sherbert Hoover

i really like that one, especially since it flickers in a cool way on my monitor when i scroll


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Areola Grande

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soda is worse OP. I have a theory that America's obesity epidemic is rooted in folks drinking sugar and high fructose corn syrup. stop drinking sugar and start drinking water ppl :eng99:







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riptidejim

Have a good night!

Areola Grande posted:

soda is worse OP. I have a theory that America's obesity epidemic is rooted in folks drinking sugar and high fructose corn syrup.

Nice. Yeah i know Red Bull really isnt much better but man i need to cut back on soda. I'm very thin (6'0" 120lbs) but i just worry about having too much sugary poo poo and getting diabetes or something. Luckily i do also drink a lot of water. I just love drinks. me and watermelon red bull have a very good relationship.

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by Fluffdaddy
is that International Klein Blue?

riptidejim

Have a good night!
Today feels like a good day for a microsoft paint picture.
First things first, here's today's picture.



Don't know what to call it. Maybe one of you can name it for me because i just woke up.
yesterday was cool I was invited to my friend's band's practice space. We recorded an improvised track with another person from his band, inspired by the work of Nervous Cop. It was great to be playing drums and recording again, even if it was something small. my body is definitely feeling it today. I tear my hands up whenever i play drums but i love how it feels. Today i started the day by listening to Jerry Cantrell's "Degradation Trip" album and putting some laundry in.

Here's another picture its a 1 minute sketch of my house



They'll never censor me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a good day mother fuckers

alnilam

riptidejim posted:

Today feels like a good day for a microsoft paint picture.
First things first, here's today's picture.



Don't know what to call it. Maybe one of you can name it for me because i just woke up.

Lovely... I propse: Krystal Kingdom

Areola Grande

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nice one riptide :waycool:







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riptidejim

Have a good night!

alnilam posted:

Lovely... I propse: Krystal Kingdom

I like it. Krystal Kingdom it is.

riptidejim

Have a good night!
I fell asleep at 8:30pm on accident. now my day starts at 4am. That's what i get. Anyway here's a picture



I will call this one "Corridors"
It's something a little different than what i normally do, i wanted to flip the whole system on its head. They'll never censor me

I think im gonna have a red bull now because i dont think im gonna be falling asleep again. Does anyone know of the taco bell promotion for the 1998 Godzilla movie? I got the cup holder off of ebay and my bong fits in it perfectly. Now it's a 1998 Taco bell Godzilla bong holder.
I want to make a short mention that even though my posts are becoming less frequent, i will never forget to post a Microsoft Paint picture. I don't plan on abandoning this I must bring the people of BYOB the Paint Pictures.

more recently i've been working with Paint In Real Life again. Maybe some time i will post a Real Life Paint Picture. wouldn't that REALY flip the whole system on its head... Yeah... yeah gently caress yeah...,

Signing off

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
These are really nice

Twenty Four


riptidejim posted:



This one is called "Corridors" and its called that because i thought of the word while i was coming up with what it would be called.

riptidejim posted:



I will call this one "Corridors"
It's something a little different than what i normally do, i wanted to flip the whole system on its head.

I was thinking you must think about corridors way more than I do but I guess that's not true at all because as far as I know you've only thought about them twice, and now I've thought about them at least once recently, and that's not really all that much more.

Anyhow I like your pictures!

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liking these corridors, riptide! nice color scheme ;)

Areola Grande

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rear end-penny posted:

liking these corridors, riptide! nice color scheme ;)

:allears: he makes thought provoking art for us almost every day and is constantly saying dope poo poo ITT. here's 2 u riptide :cheers:

pls keep em coming







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Quadramind

Yea, this is a premium thread

riptidejim

Have a good night!
Hi everyone today I've decided to post a microsoft paint picture

I tried something a little bit different visually with this picture. It's not as sharp or pointy or zig zag-y as the other ones but it has its own identity.
It was actually made a couple months ago but i never posted it. i thought i did but i didnt.



I think it's called "Through the Brick wall" Because it looks like a brick wall if you could see through it. Or it looks like what i would assume it looks like to look through a brick wall. If there's any body with X-ray vision in this thread that can confirm that would be great.

Recently i've been a little more busy than i've been used to. I've been hanging out with some friends more frequently, and practicing playing drums again. All in between working a job that makes me want to lunge at the general public. But who can't say that about their job
Last night was pretty regular i watched my brother make a fly head out of sculpting clay and i played Team fortress 2 for the first time in a while. I think the red bulls have been giving me light headed feeling. Either that or its sometimes when i smoke weed because one time i got really high and couldn't stop thinking about chicken fat (makes me grossed out) and it got so bad i passed out in the middle of taking a piss and i hit my head on the bathroom door (small bathroom)

Anyway now that i've talked your ears off i think it's time I go and wash my hair before work. Hopefully you enjoy the new Microsoft Paint picture. Thank you for all the continuous kind words and sentiments, i will be back soon to provide another Picture.

riptidejim

Have a good night!
Guess who is back with a picture. Shut the gently caress up it's me,
I have a Microsoft paint picture today. I've been a little side tracked by a commission i received. a Doctor wants me to paint his dog. So i said hey yeah i'll do it.

First things first, today's picture is this



I want to call it "Bubbles and craters: The Bottom of The Ocean" I have once again taken a slightly different approach with this picture. I'm exploring different methods and things to provide a unique image each time. Dude fuckin the lifetime channel has been playing Frasier recently which is great but I keep seeing the commercials for their Lifetime movies. I want to know why massive amounts of money go toward creating poo poo like this. Do people even watch it. Anyway yeah i thought about shapes i use less often with this picture so that's why there's lots of circles. The circles make me think of bubbles which makes me think of the ocean and then when i think about the ocean it's hard not to think about the endless unexplored depths below. Imagine what kind of hosed up fish live in there.

I broke my bong's bowl piece yesterday morning. I was clearing it out with a pocket knife and it just broke in my hand. had to walk down the street and get a new one from Paulie. I grabbed a couple Red bulls too, i am currently enjoying one of them that i saved for today. Called out of dumb rear end work because I forgot i was going to a show tonight and my shift intersected with it. I thought about telling my manager that my grandfather died (both already dead) but i went with the classic "dont feel well" instead to save myself the guilt. Honestly though i think both my grandfathers would understand and would let me use them as an excuse to get out of work. Should've actually asked them before they died.

Alright if you read this far i've run out of things to type I think i'm gonna play a couple games of Team fortress 2. Keep the change ya filthy animal

alnilam

Love the drawrings, ty

If you are permitted/inclined to please post the dog when you are done :pray:



ty manifisto

Areola Grande

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another bang up job riptide

let's see that doggy :allears:







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RavenousScoot

that's a really good one
it's almost got an optical illusion going on of motion

Thanks Rip!! :^))


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riptidejim

Have a good night!
"The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity."
I hope you have not forgotten about me and my paint pictures in my long absence. I have admittedly not been as creatively driven these past few months. i got a new job as a housekeeper in a chain hotel, I am still very depressed and my temper has become uncontrollable this past week. For that reason, i figured a paint picture and a visit to my friends at BYOB must be in order.

So today friends i have a new picture. while working on it, I felt a brief sense of meditation. The mindless scribbling easily encouraged my mind to wander, and selfishly, I thought about my own existence. It's days like this that i feel like i spend too much time dwelling on how bad i feel, or how day-to-day life is loving me dry. "Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky."

This picture is called "forever until not"



What a funny place for us to run into each other. Good bye for now.

Areola Grande

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hospitality is a selfless and thankless industry. great pic today. it's my favorite so far. hang in there riptide :glomp:







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riptidejim you're an inspiration and your work is really good :)


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Quadramind

I was just thinking about you and this great thread yesterday

glad to see another picture you made in Microsoft Paint <3

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liked coming to this thread it is like chilling in an art museum very cool , riptide


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riptidejim

Have a good night!
Hello byob i am doing a lot better than when i had last visited this website. I hope you can say the same for yourself.

Today i have a microsoft paint picture for you guys. I felt a little bit of inspiration.
recently i have been trying my hand at writing stories. I have been a life long fan of horror books, movies, and games. My number one dream is to create a horror movie. I already have an idea and a plot and some of the script written. i wrote other scripts a few years back too. so i have been trying to write short horror stories to practice. i would share my story ideas here but i dont want to give anything away. Here is the picture.



I think i will call it "Snow, and The Rings We Dug up"

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hey I'm glad you're doing good Jim. I only ever seen to get worse. this is a cool painting though, thank you for sharing it.

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riptidejim posted:

Good morning everyone today i've got a topical picture. RavenousScoot put it exactly, but i'll explain some of my process. Today i made a picture that will tie in to this explanation, because this is Microsoft paint's coolest hidden feature and i would love to talk a little about it.

First i will show today's picture. I did have a title prepared but upon reflection i would like to leave it untitled. I stuck to my favorite primary colors for balance. As you can see it has a lot of lines and shapes similar to the picture "Gunfire from the Shoreline" because i used almost the same process.



The picture is made with the "stamp" feature as explained by RavenousScoot. Using either the Select or Free-Form Select tools will allow use of this. The important part is making sure you've got this option selected when using either of these tools.



you're semi limited in how it will come out when using only one paint window. Black lines on a white background will make that cool, repeated effect, because the white will be read as transparent due to the transparent selection option. But, say you make a filled-in red circle for example. Using the stamp on this will not produce much of an effect, it will basically just be a very large red brush that will fill the whole space in with red. So, sometimes i will open a paint window and start my picture. then in another window, i will make a triangle out of thin black lines on a white, or transparent, background. Then i will copy and paste this triangle, or whatever shape i make, into my original picture. Then i will stamp it to my liking. This is not always the case though, as i sort of plan out what i want the picture to look like beforehand. So sometimes i will erase, fill in, or modify certain lines in the overall picture after stamping. After all, sometimes it becomes too messy and needs to be sorted.

I must thank you guys again for the kind words, i've loved using Microsoft paint as a medium for many, many years and will continue to do so. I remember a couple years after Windows XP came out my family upgraded and i made my mom a picture called "Mother's day.jpeg." It wasn't the first time i made something in Microsoft paint, but it was the first time i ever felt like i had made an art piece, like an artist. If that makes sense.

You should call this one "Hateful Shopping Cart"

riptidejim

Have a good night!
Hello BYOB i am back with another microsoft paint picture

today's picture is called Cards.



I have been spending lots of time lately relearning high school level math. In school i thought i might just be an idiot. then as an adult i realized that i just didn't truly value education as much as a teenager who took things for granted. So now i am going back to school way too late, but better late than never. in relearning all this high school math, i have come to the final realization that i really was just an idiot all along. This stuff is hard! my brain is better suited to make Paint pictures on my microsoft computer.
Regardless i am having a fun time going back and learning some math and trying to understand it. It feels good to feel like you have control of your life and going back to school is just one piece of me regaining that control.
Rollercoaster tycoon is calling my name. until next time BYOB

your friend sk

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i like it. see you later jim


THank you Dumb Sex-Parrot!!
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Areola Grande

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keep at it riptide :haibrow:

good stuff yo







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Sherbert Hoover

glad to hear you're going back to school, riptide. i did the same thing and also had to relearn all the algebra etc. i had forgotten. basic college math ended up being no harder than that, fortunately. also i really like that picture. getting windows 95 solitaire vibes from it.


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sawtooth309

beautiful work as always. reminds me of spider solitaire

riptidejim

Have a good night!
One post for BYOB today and it is... a Paint picture

today's picture is a bit of a tribute to the color purple and all the other colors that lend themselves nicely to it. I call it "wipeout" because why not



As you can tell i love to work with colors and often i have to stop myself from getting too crazy utilizing many of them in the same picture. Today i said "You know what it's color time"
Purple is a great color and was one of my favorite colors as a kid. I liked how the hulk's pants were purple, and also the Gamecube.
My little brother had a pet rock when he was younger, maybe around 2002 and it was purple and yellow. That color combination made me realize how good yellow compliments purple and to this day whenever i use purple, i am bound to use yellow as well. The pet rock was named "Ceedee" and the story of its disappearance is quite strange. My brother had an argument with Ceedee about something and in his frustration he took it outside and threw it at the ground from our deck, which was raised well above the ground. I stood in our driveway set below the deck and watched as the rock hit the ground. Once it hit the ground, strangely, it vanished. it didn't shatter, it didn't bounce. We both witnessed it. It just vanished at the very instant it hit the ground. we searched all over the yard to try and see if it had bounced but we both know what we saw. That was the day my brother and his pet rock broke reality.
Anyway you will notice lots of yellow on the purple here and it is my lifelong tribute to my little brother's pet rock from the early 2000s. Here's to you, boundary shattering rock.
It's been a while since i have posted with such frequency on this board and its for two reasons: one, because i am a little nostalgic for the days of forum prevalence in Internet culture, and two, because i have missed the patrons of BYOB and making paint pictures. hope you are all doing well and finding your way. If you want something fun to learn about today, look into the 1996 Varginha, Brazil UFO Incident. I want to see a UFO before i die.

Goodbye for now

sawtooth309
im not usually a fan of abstract art but these are really speaking to me. maybe for nostalgia reasons. did you ever use kidpix back in the day? i'd be curious to see your style in that program

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riptidejim posted:

One post for BYOB today and it is... a Paint picture

today's picture is a bit of a tribute to the color purple and all the other colors that lend themselves nicely to it. I call it "wipeout" because why not



As you can tell i love to work with colors and often i have to stop myself from getting too crazy utilizing many of them in the same picture. Today i said "You know what it's color time"
Purple is a great color and was one of my favorite colors as a kid. I liked how the hulk's pants were purple, and also the Gamecube.
My little brother had a pet rock when he was younger, maybe around 2002 and it was purple and yellow. That color combination made me realize how good yellow compliments purple and to this day whenever i use purple, i am bound to use yellow as well. The pet rock was named "Ceedee" and the story of its disappearance is quite strange. My brother had an argument with Ceedee about something and in his frustration he took it outside and threw it at the ground from our deck, which was raised well above the ground. I stood in our driveway set below the deck and watched as the rock hit the ground. Once it hit the ground, strangely, it vanished. it didn't shatter, it didn't bounce. We both witnessed it. It just vanished at the very instant it hit the ground. we searched all over the yard to try and see if it had bounced but we both know what we saw. That was the day my brother and his pet rock broke reality.
Anyway you will notice lots of yellow on the purple here and it is my lifelong tribute to my little brother's pet rock from the early 2000s. Here's to you, boundary shattering rock.
It's been a while since i have posted with such frequency on this board and its for two reasons: one, because i am a little nostalgic for the days of forum prevalence in Internet culture, and two, because i have missed the patrons of BYOB and making paint pictures. hope you are all doing well and finding your way. If you want something fun to learn about today, look into the 1996 Varginha, Brazil UFO Incident. I want to see a UFO before i die.

Goodbye for now

I like the picture even more than usual, and I like the story.

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