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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i feel extremely strongly aboit porn

reported

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Even if you're in the statistically small amount that doesn't use porn (rather than the much larger category of 'claims not to use porn, does so anyway'), why do you want so desperately to laugh at niche fetish porn purveyors?

Yeah guys there's absolutely nothing funny about niche porn :mad:

Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Mar 28, 2024

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

some kinks should be shamed

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Plenty of yums deserve to be yucked, just look at the olive thread

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

500excf type r posted:

Plenty of yums deserve to be yucked, just look at the olive thread

:hai:

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
The whole argument against gumroad was mainly pushed by that stupid God guy. Unsurprisingly for awhile he was all about shutting down places like gumroad because he hated porn being shoved in his face everywhere and won't you guys think of the children before eventually letting slip that he's just mad cause he doesn't think posting spicy feet pics on the internet is "part of God's plan" and that these nice ladies should instead be getting married and starting a family.

Anyways, now that he isn't posting in here there's not really much more to say.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I love my waifu pillow!!!!!!!

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I love my waifu pillow!!!!!!!

I also loved your waifu pillow

sleep tight :wink:

Cassian of Imola
Feb 9, 2011

Keeping her memory alive!

counterfeitsaint posted:

The whole argument against gumroad was mainly pushed by that stupid God guy. Unsurprisingly for awhile he was all about shutting down places like gumroad because he hated porn being shoved in his face everywhere and won't you guys think of the children before eventually letting slip that he's just mad cause he doesn't think posting spicy feet pics on the internet is "part of God's plan" and that these nice ladies should instead be getting married and starting a family.

I stand by every word.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Cassian of Imola posted:

I stand by every word.

Weird, since your words were dumb

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hot cocoa on the couch posted:

some kinks should be shamed

oh?

name 10, bet you can’t

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Bad Purchase posted:

oh?

name 10, bet you can’t

You Really Got Me
Lola
All Day All of the Night
Sunny Afternoon
Waterloo Sunset
Do You Remember Walter?
You Still Want Me
Dead End Street
Stop Your Sobbing
I'm Not Like Everyone Else

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i feel extremely strongly aboit porn

what are”the last words before the permaban goes through”?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

500excf type r posted:

Plenty of yums deserve to be yucked, just look at the olive thread


reported for importing drama

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow
So, I’ve been told that apparently the website that is currently being raised as an alternative is… itch.io???? I had no idea they sold things other than games. I guess every website is pivoting into either being a general storefront or a TikTok-like (lol at LinkedIn).

I’m honestly not sure it’s a proper place to head too, in terms of long term stability. But perhaps it’s the only one available right now with a sufficient history.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

homesteading my niche pornography

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Bad Purchase posted:

oh?

name 10, bet you can’t

Anal overtones and altissimo
Backwards knees fetish
Burlesque pokemon drawings
A woman in a labcoat ignores you while she writes notes on a clipboard
Loud chewing fetish
Marfan syndrome / Crystals fetish
My little pony
Girlfriend orders a salad but steals fries off your plate roleplay fetish
Step-siblings/parents
That one fetish where women wearing high heels stomp on a gas pedal while stuck in mud inside a specific make and model of a vehicle.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

cumpantry posted:

You Really Got Me
Lola
All Day All of the Night
Sunny Afternoon
Waterloo Sunset
Do You Remember Walter?
You Still Want Me
Dead End Street
Stop Your Sobbing
I'm Not Like Everyone Else

lol

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Smugworth posted:

reported for importing drama

The cum road to hell is paved with good intentions

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

bossy lady posted:


Marfan syndrome / Crystals fetish
My little pony

that comic combining those two

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Popoto posted:

So, I’ve been told that apparently the website that is currently being raised as an alternative is… itch.io???? I had no idea they sold things other than games. I guess every website is pivoting into either being a general storefront or a TikTok-like (lol at LinkedIn).

I’m honestly not sure it’s a proper place to head too, in terms of long term stability. But perhaps it’s the only one available right now with a sufficient history.

curious what gave you the impression long term stability was an option let alone a priority

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

cumpantry posted:

You Really Got Me
Lola
All Day All of the Night
Sunny Afternoon
Waterloo Sunset
Do You Remember Walter?
You Still Want Me
Dead End Street
Stop Your Sobbing
I'm Not Like Everyone Else

All bangers tbh, no shaming for any of these.

This one, though, would earn Ray Davies a richly-deserved permaban:

https://youtu.be/MVndqxA08LM?si=KyEr4vJpYr8psKm_

… he probably couldn’t even sell this song on Gumroad anymore.

Cassian of Imola
Feb 9, 2011

Keeping her memory alive!

Bad Purchase posted:

oh?

name 10, bet you can’t

1. _____ worship (idolatry)
2. Dirty talk (blasphemy)
3. Sex on Sunday
4. Incest (dishonouring your parents)
5. Sadism/snuff (murder)
6. Adultery
7. Cosplay (bearing false witness)
8. Spermjacking (stealing)
9. Cucking (coveting neighbour's wife/property)
10. Zoophilia (coveting neighbour's animals)

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I follow a bunch of artists on bluesky--mostly horror and fantasy poo poo--and it's been pretty funny watching them complain about the deranged auto moderator. If you see a blood and gore warning it could be covering anything: a horror movie screenshot, actual photos of war crimes, or literally a picture of raspberry jam on toast. Nudity is the same way, except it has more categories (suggestive, nudity, adult content, nudity-cartoon) and it gets it wrong on a regular basis in every conceivable direction. Like, a running, bloody-fanged werewolf gets hit with nudity (but not gore), then a picture of a sexy witch with her titties out just sails on by untagged. Even when artists accurately self-tag, it will often override their tags. This is probably the fate of basically all of these sites, because the companies are never, ever, ever going to spend the money for enough moderators to handle the avalanche of content, but also won't leave money on the table by throttling posts to what they can actually review.

People have also been reposting porny colleagues talking about how the Gumroad poo poo is threatening their ability to make rent or afford necessary surgery. It really underscores how there needs to be universal basic income.

People who put hentai stickers on their car should go on watch lists.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Cassian of Imola posted:

1. _____ worship (idolatry)
2. Dirty talk (blasphemy)
3. Sex on Sunday
4. Incest (dishonouring your parents)
5. Sadism/snuff (murder)
6. Adultery
7. Cosplay (bearing false witness)
8. Spermjacking (stealing)
9. Cucking (coveting neighbour's wife/property)
10. Zoophilia (coveting neighbour's animals)

I take umbrage with the idea that animals are not property

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

dreezy posted:

curious what gave you the impression long term stability was an option let alone a priority

I assume people seek out long term stability when it comes to their livelihood, and would prefer not having a website switch apparent stances on a whim. Why would that not be a priority?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Popoto posted:

I assume people seek out long term stability when it comes to their livelihood, and would prefer not having a website switch apparent stances on a whim. Why would that not be a priority?

not the users, the companies running the sites. the modern web is a chaotic mess of "move fast and break things" and any service that gets big and successful enough almost inevitably becomes enshittified.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I stopped reading at backwards knees because I came so hard.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Anal Overtones would be a pretty good username

Cassian of Imola
Feb 9, 2011

Keeping her memory alive!
I hope certain former Gumroad users take the opportunity of Good Friday to reflect on the suffering endured by God on account of, among other things, their commerce in pornography.

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
I'm sure the omnipotent master of the entire universe can deal with it.

Cassian of Imola
Feb 9, 2011

Keeping her memory alive!

Elukka posted:

I'm sure the omnipotent master of the entire universe can deal with it.

He did deal with it, through His crucifixion.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

bossy lady posted:


That one fetish where women wearing high heels stomp on a gas pedal while stuck in mud inside a specific make and model of a vehicle.

Blurfing?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Cassian of Imola posted:

I hope certain former Gumroad users take the opportunity of Good Friday to reflect on the suffering endured by God on account of, among other things, their commerce in pornography.

I'll only think about it till I cum.

Cassian of Imola
Feb 9, 2011

Keeping her memory alive!

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'll only think about it till I cum.

Disrespectful.

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Cassian of Imola posted:

He did deal with it, through His crucifixion.
Cool so there's no issue

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

jesus is too hung for gumroad’s terms of service, op

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counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Everyone do their part this weekend and jerk it to some really weird porn.

Otherwise Jesus will have died for nothing.

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