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TrashMammal posted:nah, the world’s just gonna go through a buttholes slurping spaghetti phase. like bolt-on fake titties in the 90’s You can't just say that without dropping twelve to fifteen links to butthole-spaghetti content. So we can laugh at it. For research purposes only. edit: that's an unfortunate snipe (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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the more visibility the better chance we have of a butthole slurper helping our research signal boost!!!
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so why are we mad at an online shopping mall again?
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NoiseAnnoys posted:so why are we mad at an online shopping mall again? Weird people are trying to say how much they dislike pornography and other weird people are trying to say how this website which sells pornography and punk zines is evil because they are making a business decision
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Jose Oquendo posted:lol at paying money for pornography in the year 2024. Ethically we should always be paying for our pornography, through direct transfer or subsidized through society.
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dont worry, theyre paid in exposure 
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Charles Bukowski posted:Ethically we should always be paying for our pornography, through direct transfer or subsidized through society. In an ideal society sex workers would be government employees. Perhaps some kind of ration card system could be devised to ensure a fair and equitable distribution of sexual resources.
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The Bramble posted:In an ideal society sex workers would be government employees. Perhaps some kind of ration card system could be devised to ensure a fair and equitable distribution of sexual resources. isn't this literally what incels want?
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The Bramble posted:In an ideal society sex workers would be government employees. Perhaps some kind of ration card system could be devised to ensure a fair and equitable distribution of sexual resources. ATTN CITIZEN: You've hit your daily cum ration. For an emergency extension on your ration please contact the People's Ministry of Cum.
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NoiseAnnoys posted:so why are we mad at an online shopping mall again? Don't worry, friend, this is all part of God's Plan.
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People expected sexbots with the 1st Obama Administration. Pfft, B isn't even offering sexbots during an election 16 years later.
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Everybody must work in the porn mines for six weeks a year. Sometime you get a cushy assignment, like foot fetish, but sometimes you get put into DP. Don't get me started on the gape room comrade!
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rotinaj posted:Weird people are trying to say how much they dislike pornography and other weird people are trying to say how this website which sells pornography and punk zines is evil because they are making a business decision I mean, the stakes here are pretty low compared to something like Nestlé chocolate slavery, but I reject the idea that something being a business decision is in any way a shield against it being evil.
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porn should be nationalized and a standards org established to ensure stepsisters/stepbros, milfs, twinks, dilfs, bbcs, hunks, big tiddy goths, cucks, bears, and all the rest meet the minimum standards for their classification i’m sick of videos being advertised as featuring a gmilf but the actress isn’t a day over 35
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Bad Purchase posted:porn should be nationalized and a standards org established to ensure stepsisters/stepbros, milfs, twinks, dilfs, bbcs, hunks, big tiddy goths, cucks, bears, and all the rest meet the minimum standards for their classification The FDA already employs hundreds of meat inspectors and Pornographic Quality seems a natural fit to their portfolio.
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bossy lady posted:ATTN CITIZEN: SAY MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!
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and they're giving us recycled cum now, it's insane. when i grew up, the cum was delivered fresh to your doorstep every morning, gleaming and steaming. now it's obviously been in and out of god knows how many mouths, all yellowed, bubbly, little bits crust at the top, and you're lucky... LUCKY... to get it before 11 am. say what you will of the soviet system, but even the poorest gulag worker would've been entitled to better.
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bossy lady posted:ATTN CITIZEN: In the glorious future of the United Citizen Federation, Service Guarantees Big Cums
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cumroad is pulling a gumblr
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Bogus Adventure posted:In the glorious future of the United Citizen Federation, Service Guarantees Big Cums 
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Now do the other one.
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counterfeitsaint posted:Now do the other one. ok 
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my god this poo poo is about cartoons. i dont think actors use Gumroad, am i wrong? why are some of you making such strange arguments here
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People sell spicy photos on gum road, so yeah it does actually apply to people
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I will be imploring Zeus, God of Thunder, to smite one side or the other in this debacle. Cast your vote now for either the payment processors or the smut peddlers by subscribing to my patreon.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:People sell spicy photos on gum road, so yeah it does actually apply to people i would recommend them "Onlyfans"
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cumpantry posted:i would recommend them "Onlyfans" onlyfans is just too spicy. What if I want to jerk off my "le gentlemen's boner" to clothed women wearing my favorite anime cosplays
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I’ve asked for “very spicy” at gumroad before and I could tell the server figured I was just some idiot white guy and gave me less spice because they didn’t think I could handle it
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egg_dog posted:Tumroad is pulling a Gumblr i thought we couldn't joke about masturbation in gbs anymore.
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Rad-daddio posted:i thought we couldn't joke about masturbation in gbs anymore. I would never dream of joking about my Gumblr
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cumpantry posted:i would recommend them "Onlyfans" Onlyfans tried to pull something similar which backfired but folks are rightly worried about it happening again and thus spread their storefronts out. Platystemon posted:I mean, the stakes here are pretty low compared to something like Nestlé chocolate slavery, but I reject the idea that something being a business decision is in any way a shield against it being evil. Gumroad itself was showing off how much money folks made this month to get other folks to sell on their platform on Twitter. They apparently did that on a weekly basis because they want a cut. They pulled said tweet when it was pointed out that said money was made by folks selling at firestore prices before they were kicked off. Not sure they have made a similar post since then.
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cumpantry posted:i would recommend them "Onlyfans" Only fans takes 20% fees, Gumroad only takes 10%. That's why people favor services like this, the major ones tend to take bigger cuts. The wall of writing before was to get the people who were being all 'ooh guess you just can't deal with not having porn', or who thought it was legitimately a move 'to protect children', or rant weird poo poo about twitch, to shut up and stop being obnoxious about the reality that yes, humanity consumes porn and will continue to do so until we die off as a species. And this double-standard where people consume porn but the etiquette is to pretend not to, is just old and tired and only leads to shaming the people who make it to protect your own ego.
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So do people who genuinely not use porn get to point and laugh? Like they're in the clear I think at that point.
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Even if you're in the statistically small amount that doesn't use porn (rather than the much larger category of 'claims not to use porn, does so anyway'), why do you want so desperately to laugh at niche fetish porn purveyors? You're already looking down on them for what they do, go whole hog I guess and laugh that they can't sell their poo poo on Gumroad anymore. Seems a weird way to get your jollies but you know what. I won't yuck your yum.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Only fans takes 20% fees, Gumroad only takes 10%. That's why people favor services like this, the major ones tend to take bigger cuts. Different platforms also have different standards for how spicy a content you can upload. Some are like "we put some jalepenos on top of your taco", others are "this is lamb vindaloo that we're not trying to sell to white folks", and only a handful are shoving ghost chili peppers down your throat.
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The Bramble posted:I’ve asked for “very spicy” at gumroad before and I could tell the server figured I was just some idiot white guy and gave me less spice because they didn’t think I could handle it I asked for "very spicy" at a chinese place last night and boy that was not what I wanted to see just before eating
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Even if you're in the statistically small amount that doesn't use porn (rather than the much larger category of 'claims not to use porn, does so anyway'), why do you want so desperately to laugh at niche fetish porn purveyors? You're already looking down on them for what they do, go whole hog I guess and laugh that they can't sell their poo poo on Gumroad anymore. Seems a weird way to get your jollies but you know what. I won't yuck your yum. I'm just trying to figure out the rules here, not waggle my finger, geez. Saying one thing and then saying actually no anyway, it's very confusing if I'm honest.
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