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Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!
I won't bore you with the details but, while searching through one of my several defunct boxes of random cables, I found an old book just sitting around:



Why do you care? You don't, this is GBS. But I thought it might be fun to share some old timey slang; suggest a letter or letters or a word, and I'll see what I can find.

[Edit]: Make a request or feel free to share with the world some vintage phrase or insult; help us enrich our understanding of the English speaking world.

[Edit]: The book in question: https://a.co/d/0H8Xggu https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Dictionary_of_Slang_and_Unconventional_English
The Author in Question: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Partridge

A couple samples, for the curious:







THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY JOURNEYMAN SIGSMITH Dick Fontaine

Vile_Nihlist666 fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Mar 24, 2024

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GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

that's a great book find

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

GET MY BELT SON posted:

that's a great book find

I have no idea either of when I acquired it. I know I have to have bought it, but when?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
"You shread it, Wheat." sounds like an anti-insult :confused:

Also you should check out what is exactly on page 18 OP

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
"You weren't born - you were pissed up against the wall and hatched in the sun" holds up as an excellent insult

Give us... M

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

EorayMel posted:

"You shread it, Wheat." sounds like an anti-insult :confused:

Also you should check out what is exactly on page 18 OP

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

Dixville posted:

"You weren't born - you were pissed up against the wall and hatched in the sun" holds up as an excellent insult

Give us... M

GIve me a another letter or two, like MA, MI, etc

[Edit] Unrelated, but one of my favorites in this book has been regarding a new name for the Army Good Conduct Medal: "Fifteen Years of Undetected Crime." From the 1800s.

Vile_Nihlist666 fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Mar 24, 2024

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
as how. See how, as.

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!
1st page for M

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Anything found under the letters OP, op?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I'm interested in learning new insults that incorporate the words "donkey" or "mule"

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

EorayMel posted:

Anything found under the letters OP, op?

You know it.

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

neato burrito posted:

I'm interested in learning new insults that incorporate the words "donkey" or "mule"

You're in luck



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


Holy poo poo, printer goon lore discovered.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
There's gotta be some fun stuff starting with the letter X, right? Surely people back in the 1700s came up with something.

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!
There's only one entry for mule, but it's a good one, I think.

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

EorayMel posted:

There's gotta be some fun stuff starting with the letter X, right? Surely people back in the 1700s came up with something.

They... did not.


Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Anything grey or cat related?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
lmao @ mumble crust

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Proud vet of The Arse-Ups.

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

Grey Cat posted:

Anything grey or cat related?


Gray:



Grey:



Cat:

Vile_Nihlist666 fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Mar 24, 2024

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Vile_Nihlist666 posted:

Gray:



Grey:



Cat:



Oh I'm definitely cat-witted

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

Grey Cat posted:

Anything grey or cat related?

Apparently you are "as gray as Grannams cat." That's the one you're looking for, right? :)

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

That idiot knows as much about fiber optics as a donkey knows about Sunday.

:hmmyes: not bad

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
If there is one thing I learned is that even hundreds of years ago people really hated the military and especially the type of people in the military

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I’m digging “ooze” as “to leave”. Gonna try to bring it back.

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m digging “ooze” as “to leave”. Gonna try to bring it back.

When I leave work, I first ooze, then I catch the bird. I may occasionally cat if I am sick.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Vile_Nihlist666 posted:

Apparently you are "as gray as Grannams cat." That's the one you're looking for, right? :)

:argh: A meta joke at my expense? Why I oughta!

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

frontbutt ain’t what it used to be

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!
A gift for you all:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Nice siggy op but who the hell is Dick Fontaine


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

https://i.imgur.com/EebjYYe.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
They won't spell gently caress? WTF olde tymey slang book??

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

Smugworth posted:

Nice siggy op but who the hell is Dick Fontaine

Well, he's not the illustrious banana that authored your sig, that's certain. :)

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

redshirt posted:

They won't spell gently caress? WTF olde tymey slang book??

Well you see, it's a low expletive uttered by the poors and uncouth proletariat.

They don't mind the OTHER F word though. Though you might be suprised at that one.

Vile_Nihlist666 fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Mar 24, 2024

Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus

Arse, Grease a fat sow in the. See Grease

Let's see Grease

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tough times for us arsy-varsy gently caress-beggars

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!
First, everyone's favorite homophobic slur:

NSFW for the other F-Bomb

Grease:

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Beer Leg, Whiskey Leg

Might as well cross-reference Hamdudgeon

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

Jaguars! posted:

Beer Leg, Whiskey Leg

Might as well cross-reference Hamdudgeon

Unfortunately, doesn't seem to be here. Wanna share?

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I put my ham-cases on just like everybody else: one leg at a time.

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