hobbesmaster posted:If you pull off an ocean’s eleven heist irl you should get to keep the money.
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# ? Sep 1, 2024 02:41 |
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"Let's be honest, you're not going to call the cops"
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hobbesmaster posted:If you pull off an ocean’s eleven heist irl you should get to keep the money. or at least advise on your movie ![]()
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Hyrax Attack! posted:$30 million stolen in LA from a cash storage facility on Easter. Which apparently didn’t have any staff on site that day? LMAO. Let it be Brinks, please let it be an old Dunbar Facility Brinks took over.
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GD_American posted:or at least advise on your movie Been there done that. You can stack more money if you do it nice and neatly. Also use the canvass bags to cover the windows so people from the outside cant see it.
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Arrath posted:I've been meaning to read it for ages. ![]()
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Hyrax Attack! posted:$30 million stolen in LA from a cash storage facility on Easter. Which apparently didn’t have any staff on site that day? Heat 2 pre-production looking good. hobbesmaster posted:If you pull off an ocean’s eleven heist irl you should get to keep the money.
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https://twitter.com/MollieeWalkerr/status/1775663526138335369 I don't know hockey so this is my headcannon of every game but... why would everyone just throw down at the opening buzzer? Lol
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hobbesmaster posted:If you pull off an ocean’s eleven heist irl you should get to keep the money. From the article: quote:Sunday’s incident also comes nearly two years after a multimillion-dollar theft of jewelry from a Brink’s big rig at a Grapevine truck stop.
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Arrath posted:https://twitter.com/MollieeWalkerr/status/1775663526138335369 Rempe had a target on him after cheapshotting Siegenthaler the last time these two teams played, but refusing to drop the gloves. Dudes were lining up the scrap before the drop. In its own weird way, this poo poo is all highly choreographed. You don't see 5 on 5s barely at all anymore.
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Yep, that's a good ol' fashioned grudge match on the ice right there. There was a rivalry between the Avalanche and the Red Wings in the 90s that peaked with an escalating series of brawls over the course of a single game that led to 18 fighting penalties. The Canucks and Flames have had a few good opening line brawls over the years, but that's less on-ice related and just because us Vancouverites and those Calgarians don't get along.
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Red Wings/Avs for those 3-4 years before player movement de-escalated things was the most white-hot rivalry I've ever seen in sports. If you're not familiar, watch the E60 documentary on it. The entire story is insane. ![]() That's Claude Lemieux, the dirtiest motherfucker in hockey, turtling like a bitch as Brendan Shanahan rains blows of justice on his bitch rear end.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:$30 million stolen in LA from a cash storage facility on Easter. Which apparently didn’t have any staff on site that day? You steal that much money and manage to not kill anybody, hobbesmaster posted:If you pull off an ocean’s eleven heist irl you should get to keep the money.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:$30 million stolen in LA from a cash storage facility on Easter. Which apparently didn’t have any staff on site that day? Diversity is important. A couple of Buddhists on staff and this wouldn't have happened.
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Kesper North posted:You joke, but I forget to take my ADHD meds all the time, and it's basically the same loving thing lol lmao Addictive my rear end, I fuckin' wish I was addicted to Adderall. So does my wife.
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If I was addicted to my Adderall you bet your rear end I wouldn't wait until I was down to one pill to start calling for refills
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GD_American posted:Rempe had a target on him after cheapshotting Siegenthaler the last time these two teams played, but refusing to drop the gloves. Yeah it almost seemed set up which is why I asked
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hobbesmaster posted:If you pull off an ocean’s eleven heist irl you should get to keep the money.
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stealie72 posted:We live in the Assholeocene. There is no bare minimum of civilized behavior to participate in society anymore. It's all just screaming and poo poo flinging. And how! quote:Basye is a former Missouri state representative and failed Columbia School Board candidate who is running for the state Senate as a Republican. He’s also a sad little man who needs therapy — and to touch some grass.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:From the article: Is this implying the dude sleeping in the truck didn't even wake up?
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Tiny Timbs posted:Is this implying the dude sleeping in the truck didn't even wake up? That's what I gathered from the article. Heavy sleeper or inside job, taking all bets
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Nick Soapdish posted:That's what I gathered from the article. Heavy sleeper or inside job, taking all bets Guaranteed inside job. The people working at the branch most likely getting payed like $20 a hour to coordinate shipping and would know how lazy the staff driving the trucks would be. Sometimes I actually miss the work but then I recall how absolutely cutrate the industry has become and glad I got the gently caress out.
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GD_American posted:If I was addicted to my Adderall you bet your rear end I wouldn't wait until I was down to one pill to start calling for refills I have to count mine weekly and set reminders to request refills so this doesn't happen. I also have to remind myself "hey man you took your adderall 45 minutes ago, do life stuff" rather than go back to sleep in the morning sometimes. Taking adderall and going back to sleep for an hour, a clear sign of it's dangers in my ADHD brain
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Crab Dad posted:Guaranteed inside job. The people working at the branch most likely getting payed like $20 a hour to coordinate shipping and would know how lazy the staff driving the trucks would be. Yeah the whole thing seems sketchy. From another article: quote:Brink’s heist mystery: Questions about a timeline that ‘doesn’t make any sense’ quote:It has been more than two months since the multimillion-dollar heist of jewelry from a Brink’s big rig at a Grapevine truck stop, yet key facts about the high-profile crime remain in dispute. quote:The jewelry businesses later alleged in a lawsuit filed against Brink’s and other parties that the unnamed tractor-trailer drivers’ conduct was “grossly negligent” — and that “lax security” by the company allowed the theft to occur. The lawsuit for alleged breach of contract and additional claims said the jewelry companies’ merchandise was worth about $100 million. It seeks at least $200 million in restitution and damages. I've wondered how that industry works when people are paid small amounts to guard extremely expensive merchandise and have a lot of time to think about security. Guessing museum have that problem too except it is far harder to convert a painting to cash than jewelry or, uh, cash. https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2022-09-16/la-fi-brinks-jewelry-heist-timeline
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Yeah the whole thing seems sketchy. From another article: We thought about it a lot but due to the rising cost of butthole replacement surgery I opted to just day dream about it and not actually ever do it. Mostly we talked about it from like a red/blue team perspective. The funniest one I recall was van that was delivered money to UCSJ and the driver decided to take a piss while the custodian was delivering money(completely against the rules, I’ve had drivers piss out the gunport in an emergency to not do this). The custodian came back to no van and the driver was tied up in the bathroom. None of it made sense since he was an older driver known for his ability to stay in the saddle all day long by pissing in Gatorade bottles. The one time he gets out this happens? lol He ended up quitting not too long after and moved back to the old country and then disappeared.
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maffew buildings posted:I have to count mine weekly and set reminders to request refills so this doesn't happen. I also have to remind myself "hey man you took your adderall 45 minutes ago, do life stuff" rather than go back to sleep in the morning sometimes. I started concerta recently and the first day I nearly went back to bed within a couple hours. I thought it was supposed to wake me up damnit
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Milo and POTUS posted:I started concerta recently and the first day I nearly went back to bed within a couple hours. I thought it was supposed to wake me up damnit That’s basically the firmest confirmation you have ADHD
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lol Donnie's bond is busted https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1775916240248185320?t=Tt5YRJZ8d-gGv0DC1wyzcg&s=19 - surety company isn't licensed for the state - surety company is letting Donnie keep the money (WHAT) instead of using it as true collateral - surety company would be pledging over 10% of their net assets, which is against New York law - clerk has already returned the bond filing for errors
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Lmao what a loving idiot
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Let's see old Donnie wiggle out of this one
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I'm pretty sure "keeping the money you put up" is explicitly not how bonds work, but what I do I know, I'm just an average person
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Kazinsal posted:I'm pretty sure "keeping the money you put up" is explicitly not how bonds work, but what I do I know, I'm just an average person I think you should probably read that as "holding the money in trust" as opposed to keeping it Nm I was half asleep, I'm an idiot Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Apr 4, 2024 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:Let's see old Donnie wiggle out of this one he will, but this is really funny, just enjoy the funny of it
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facialimpediment posted:lol Donnie's bond is busted So where's the truth post along the lines of "the CROOKED judge DENIED my PERFECT bond filing. Many people say to me, Donald, we've NEVER seen such perfectly crafted paperwork. They had tears in their eyes when they looked at my forms"
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lol. Just lol.
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facialimpediment posted:he will, but this is really funny, just enjoy the funny of it Trump has had no consequences to this point and there is still a chance he gets the Presidency again. I guess I'm a doomer if I don't think this is funny.
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facialimpediment posted:lol Donnie's bond is busted He'll get another extension and then re-file. He's got unlimited chances somehow.
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i think he made a fall of the house of usher deal at this point. nothing he does will ever get him into trouble
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Crab Dad posted:The funniest one I recall was van that was delivered money to UCSJ and the driver decided to take a piss while the custodian was delivering money(completely against the rules, I’ve had drivers piss out the gunport in an emergency to not do this). The saddest one has got to be the guy I read about a few years ago. Joined up, fairly new ... And shot his coworkers, took off with the cash. I don't really remember but I wanna say it was like 60k? He was arrested shortly after. Like what the gently caress? A guy hired specifically to help keep you safe just flat out executes you for the dumbest and most unexciting payoff, not to mention a crime he would know he's 100% gonna get caught for if he wasn't such a dumbass. Totally senseless waste, those poor folks. e: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/travis-baumgartner-gets-40-years-without-parole-for-killing-co-workers-1.1706464
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# ? Sep 1, 2024 02:41 |
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facialimpediment posted:- surety company isn't licensed for the state This seems like something that the attorney general of the state where the company is licensed might be interested in.
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