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I am human, born of earth, I shall fear no extra-terrestrial. I am humanity's instrument of judgement. It is by my will that my round finds its mark. It is by my will that threats shall be expunged from the earth. Only humanity shall remain, purified and unbreakable. Use coupon code RESIST24 at checkout for 15% off at Target.com. |
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Apr 14, 2024 18:39
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I do not require eyes. My squad is my eyes, my body. The body shall continue to function if I am injured. I am a vital organ of my squad, But only the survival of my squad matters. I shall not harm my organ, or allow it to be harmed, Except in the service of the body. I shall not discuss my organ in public. *puts on The Doors album* |
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Apr 14, 2024 21:18
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I shall be the wind, I shall run with my herd, I shall taste my enemy's blood in my mouth, The rising adrenaline of the hunt, And the occasional MRE burp. |
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Apr 15, 2024 13:16
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Behold, I am the Foe-hammer of Earth. Aliens shall kneel before me and learn the meaning of loss. My song is the whisper from the shadows that brings eternal darkness. Though the Fates abandon me in statistical mockery, I shall prevail by shooting lots and lots. *unwraps tactical bandana* |
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Apr 16, 2024 05:27
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*wakes up sweating* It was just a dream! |
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Apr 18, 2024 22:06
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I should not have tried recalibrated everyone's weapons on 4/20. |
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Apr 22, 2024 02:28
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*spits tobacco juice* Medals aren't for soldiers. Medals exist to appease the consciences of military brass who can't remember what it feels like to hold a rifle. A real soldier needs only one award: the words "Mission Accomplished" at the bottom of a debriefing report. Have you seen a single alien with medals pinned to its chest? They do not indulge in the foolishness of ceremony. |
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Apr 22, 2024 17:31
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I love the smell of gaussbeams in the morning. Smells like....well actually they have no smell but it's the principle of the thing. |
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Apr 25, 2024 14:26
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Pouring out an X-one for my dead X-comrades |
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Apr 28, 2024 03:11
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