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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
ok folks were one week into meltdown may and if you havent settled on your angle now is crunch time. so lets get going on those meltdowns

here are some classics
- chucking a full jar of peanut butter through the kitchen window because it has undesireable texture (crunchy/smooth/the natural variety that separates like tahini)
- (if man) opening the relationship and immediately losing your partner to some fat dicked lothario
- (if woman) forcefemming your blue collar "cis hetero" husband so hard he permanently transforms into a free use femboy
- (if nonbinary) joining an activist group only to get driven out a week later for practicing the wrong flavor of marxist leninism
- getting what you want but NOT what you need and immediately making it everyones problem

crimes

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
getting the wrong order at a fast food restaurant and singlehandedly reburning chicago to the ground

crimes

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
microdosing divorce by letting my wife fill the dishwasher

crimes

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
joanne k rowling taking off her anime training weights and tweeting slurs at two hundred kilometers per hour

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
joanne k rowling doing the matrix moves dodging bullets labeled HOLOCAUST DENIAL and STOCHASTIC TERROR

crimes

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
(finger in ear) getting word from the field now... glinner... oh my g-d... it's anyone's game! glinner has been divorced by his fleshlight!!!

crimes

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