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Khanstant

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Twenty Four


thread delivers 100% as advertised

that is a very long bread, and that main is definitely doing some hard thinkin' 'bout thos carbs

RavenousScoot

going over the math in his head again to make sure this bread weighs enough that the live scorpion hidden in a secret pocket is within acceptable food defect levels

Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^))
https://i.imgur.com/1HLsvYG.mp4
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
send in the long pork boys. it's lunchtime :chef:




heckin' rad summer sig by Ravenous Scoot

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
"Are we the baddies?"

DoomCroissant

Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust
i was kind of hoping to see a real thoughtful baguette

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Cafeteria at the Large Hadron Collider

Twenty Four


Maybe he's thinking about laying down on the counter face first, having someone grab him by each arm, and power sliding him all the way down as he chomps away Pacman style with his mouth.

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



the mobius chicken strip sandwich


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
when you bake too long bread

google THIS

"All right," he says at last. "Bring in the hot dog."

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



me: looks great! hey, can i get some mayo on it?

chef:


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Long bread is like long division, except there's never a remainder when I do long bread.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

"All right," he says at last. "Bring in the chili dog."

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



The longest bread

Baked for you


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
hes feeling remorse

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
"it was hubris, pure hubris! i was a fool to play god..."

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Finger Prince


Nosfereefer posted:

"it was hubris, pure hubris! i was a fool to play god..."

He definitely looks ashamed of his abominable creation.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
when life gives u long bread, make shortbread

:eng101:




heckin' rad summer sig by Ravenous Scoot

Dumb Sex-Parrot

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
thinking about where to buy the long bacon






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

RavenousScoot

he's remembering everyone who chastized him for trading his car for magic yeast

Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^))
https://i.imgur.com/1HLsvYG.mp4
Previous:

code:
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



“they think its a sandwich but its a breadstick”


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Dumb Sex-Parrot

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
going to smuggle a very long file into prison






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



“Like wow, Scoob”


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Finger Prince


That is the look of a man who harbored sexual thoughts toward that long bread, and in the making, acted on those thoughts, and is now thinking "so, that was a thing that just happened."

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Pahilla the Hun posted:

me: looks great! hey, can i get some mayo on it?

chef:

a long bread requires a long spread :haibrow:




heckin' rad summer sig by Ravenous Scoot

Trying

Fredrik1 posted:

when you bake too long bread

bread bakes back into you

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

send in the long pork boys. it's lunchtime :chef:

:awesome:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

:dafuq: I said LONG pork :crossarms:

Escape From Noise

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

going to smuggle a very long file into prison

That's a lot of bread to stick up ur butt

baka of lathspell

is this the long brad thread


join dork order
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Trying to understand mathematically how the bread can have an infinite surface area but a finite volume, as it relates to buttering the inside vs the outside.

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

Trying to understand mathematically how the bread can have an infinite surface area but a finite volume, as it relates to buttering the inside vs the outside.

That's advanced theory! You should leave those questions to expert sandwich artists!

google THIS


You should see the Tastee Freez

Cabal Ties
perhaps it needs more bread

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
and the chef looked on the long bread and wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer

Escape From Noise

Purebred long bread

treasure bear

i see the long bread but i do not respect it, the longest ethical bread was only 129cm long and we cherish it's memory

google THIS

We've long dreaded the long bread

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Escape From Noise

treasure bear posted:

i see the long bread but i do not respect it, the longest ethical bread was only 129cm long and we cherish it's memory

I disagree.

The long bread is dead. Long live the long bread!

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