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Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

I just got back from 2 weeks in Japan. My master bath toilet has needed repaired/replaced for 6 months and my wife said my #1 priority is our #2 machine. I placed an order that night for a Japanese style toilet, and I'm super excited to put it in. They original said Feb 7 but updated it to the 11th after I placed the order. Bastards, I wanted to do it this weekend!

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CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

STUPID LOUD AND AI PROUD

Nocheez posted:

I just got back from 2 weeks in Japan. My master bath toilet has needed repaired/replaced for 6 months and my wife said my #1 priority is our #2 machine. I placed an order that night for a Japanese style toilet, and I'm super excited to put it in. They original said Feb 7 but updated it to the 11th after I placed the order. Bastards, I wanted to do it this weekend!

prepare your anus for splendor

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Just get a bum gun. They work and they're like $15.

This is the first google result for "bum gun" for me now :stare:



My parents installed the actual thing recently but I'm yet to try it. I can't have it at home because the tank is installed behined a tiled wall and there's no exposed plumbing. I guess that bottle thing could do.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
THE PLURAL OF "SHITTY PERSONAL ANECDOTES" IS
MY POSTING

CarForumPoster posted:

prepare your anus for splendor

I think anything reasonably called a "luxury apartment" should have a heated Toto washlet at a minimum. My anus misses splendor...

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

STUPID LOUD AND AI PROUD

PT6A posted:

I think anything reasonably called a "luxury apartment" should have a heated Toto washlet at a minimum. My anus misses splendor...

If life has you down, remember: In heaven all the toilets have top of the line toto bidets.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


PT6A posted:

anything reasonably called a "luxury apartment"

And now we have that gaudy cold-rear end gold seat representing the pinnacle of "luxury" in this country, instead of something made out of soft narwhal testicles or panda feet.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

CarForumPoster posted:

If life has you down, remember: In heaven all the toilets have top of the line toto bidets.

If I still have to take a poo poo, the place shouldn't call itself "heaven."

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Nocheez posted:

If I still have to take a poo poo, the place shouldn't call itself "heaven."

I dunno. There's something to be said for being left absolutely the gently caress alone and in comfort at the same time.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Nocheez posted:

If I still have to take a poo poo, the place shouldn't call itself "heaven."

On the other hand, I'm sure there are people out there who'd enjoy the constant feeling or recent evacuation. One person's burden is another person's kink.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Either way, I got the new toilet installed with only one run to the hardware store. Heated seats are so nice!

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

This is getting out of have, now there are two of them!

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:

oxyrosis posted:

Oh man, 2020 hit and there was no toilet paper so finally bit the bullet and bought a handheld bidet.



I was lucky and had no family during the pandemic and switched to those huge rolls of TP they load into public bathrooms

bought a simple pipe holder that had enough room.

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G-III
Mar 4, 2001

I recently upgraded the neo luxe attachment I got for the pandemic to a full Toto KS6 washlet (the online only version of the S5 with a more traditional style lid)I always held off because I didn't want to install a new plug outlet and thankfully I found a way to route an extension cord under the vanity pretty easily and out of sight.

Goddamn some of the best money I've ever spent. I only wish you could get it to pump with a little more pressure than it offers as I was used to getting main pressure from previous attachment.

The pre-misting of the bowl before each use and the auto cleaning cycles for the spritzer is fantastic and really does a good job at keeping everything clean. The feature to light the bowl with an led during night hours is a game changer.

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