Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SPC ACE CARD

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tank Gustafsson

Gatto Grigio
Feb 9, 2020

Cobra Dance Commander

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Nineguns Yamamoto

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I used to disassemble my gi joes with a screwdriver and then put them back together randomly because all their components were interchangeable, so I guess a gi joe that has been horribly killed and put back together using corpse parts before being revived by a mad scientist.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I used to disassemble my gi joes with a screwdriver and then put them back together randomly because all their components were interchangeable, so I guess a gi joe that has been horribly killed and put back together using corpse parts before being revived by a mad scientist.

Frankenjoe?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Sure that works.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Digger McDonald

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Actually no, Digger Mcdougal

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Daniel

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*This thread sponsored by the United States Army - Be All That You Can Be!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Nails Caldwell

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I CALL PORKCHOP SANDWICHES
NO FAIR YOU ALWAYS GET TO BE PORK CHOP SANDWICHES MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN
SHUT UP I CALLED IT YOU HAVE TO BE HELP COMPUTER
MOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Bunch of noobs in this thread. GI Joe characters donít have last names. Your GI Joe name is a reductionist word describing your primary skill or trait. Unless youíre a girl in which case itís whatever.

Here are some real GI Joe character names:

Duke
Hawk
Scarlett
Cobra commander
Shipwreck
Snake eyes
Destro
White out
Beachhead
Lady Jaye
and of course, Sergeant Slaughter

So for example most of the posters in this thread could be called Wanker, Shitpost, or General BS

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Low Tax

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

The Management posted:

Bunch of noobs in this thread. GI Joe characters donít have last names. Your GI Joe name is a reductionist word describing your primary skill or trait. Unless youíre a girl in which case itís whatever.

Here are some real GI Joe character names:

Duke
Hawk
Scarlett
Cobra commander
Shipwreck
Snake eyes
Destro
White out
Beachhead
Lady Jaye
and of course, Sergeant Slaughter

So for example most of the posters in this thread could be called Wanker, Shitpost, or General BS

So what you're saying is, a forums username is basically the same thing as a GI Joe name?
e: mine's how I thought trebuchet was pronounced when I was a kid, naming yourself after a siege weapon seems pretty GI Joe-ish

Tree Bucket fucked around with this message at 11:12 on May 18, 2024

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Corporal Chaos

mortarr
Apr 28, 2005

frozen meat at high speed
Ballbag

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Dr. Dicksucker

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Beachhead you can guess why ;)

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



General Bullshit PFC

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Lynx

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Purp Dawg

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Private Pharts

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

The Management posted:

Bunch of noobs in this thread. GI Joe characters don’t have last names. Your GI Joe name is a reductionist word describing your primary skill or trait. Unless you’re a girl in which case it’s whatever.

Here are some real GI Joe character names:

Duke
Hawk
Scarlett
Cobra commander
Shipwreck
Snake eyes
Destro
White out
Beachhead
Lady Jaye
and of course, Sergeant Slaughter

So for example most of the posters in this thread could be called Wanker, Shitpost, or General BS

You're forgetting Grunt. He literally had about that much personality, too.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
starscream

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tits Akimbo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Whyte Noize

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Filer

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Patton Pending (George S. Patton from the 40's who stole Rommel's Nazi Time Machine and took it for a joyride to the 80's)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Bullets McGee

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
daxflame

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Chief Warrant Officer DogDick

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Apone

bartok
May 10, 2006



Speed Bump

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
dylan klebold

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Heart Throb - the sexy medic

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Punch Card, ex-boxer turned computer hacker, throws air-punches when excited

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Abacus, agency accountant and math savant who has to quote a math term every time he speaks, very upset about the number of exploding jet planes per episode

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply