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i would say “and my bong” and the ring bearer guys would be like this guy is aweosme he can come to Mordor and then to the sick cool elf country or whatever he is so drat cool
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I would bring a shield but I wouldn't use it as a shield, I would ride it like a skateboard down some stairs and into the bad guys ![]()
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The battle of Isengard was fought by trees and they clearly didn't need much help. Anyways I'd say, "and my rear end."
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a vial of gain of function coronavirus paid for by us tax payers thru funneled funds by Fauci to Eco Health alliance
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cumm
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big hammer and also i reincarnated as a dwarf??
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theyre taking the hobbits to isekai
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Gun
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cloae thread
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AND MY AXE!!!
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as a bard i would be doing sweet wailing guitar solos
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Seriously though, trebuchet.
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I'd bring a sword
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Guns are banned in Middle Earth
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P90
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I’ve got my bat’leth ready
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I'd bring a folding chair since all I have to do is wait for Gandalf and the Huorns to come and save me. Or are we the orcs because then I'd bring a
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Batman counts as a weapon right? I'd bring Batman
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RandomPauI posted:Batman counts as a weapon right? I'd bring Batman Batman with preplanning action
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SIDS Vicious posted:i would say “and my bong” and the ring bearer guys would be like this guy is aweosme he can come to Mordor and then to the sick cool elf country or whatever he is so drat cool this is canonical, the only battle of isengard was a bunch of trees going ham on the tower and orcs while merry and pippin got blazed
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Predator drone
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SG13, 14, 15, and 16
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RandomPauI posted:Batman counts as a weapon right? I'd bring Batman An episode of Mighty Max confirmed that a person can indeed count as a weapon, yes
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Also the Daedalus, with Eagle wing support
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can i bring a chainsaw? wait which side am i on
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Laying down a line of rail gun fire at those loving dragon things
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_nkDG_qT34
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nu ke isengard from orbit nature will prevail
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3 DONG HORSE posted:nu ke isengard from orbit It's the only way to be sure
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Timber Wolf
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moist banana bread posted:Timber Wolf like a mech warrior or just a n animal
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A rocket launcher with at least 30 rockets. I don't care what side I'm on. And then, I don't know, a little hobbit sword as back-up.
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Space Elves scan Mordor.... Sir, the Hobbits appear to be close to accomplishing their goal....
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SIDS Vicious posted:like a mech warrior or just a n animal I let the ents live because they're bros and tall enough to talk to from my cockpit. But otherwise I'm indiscriminately destroying all identifiable structures.
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SIDS Vicious posted:like a mech warrior or just a n animal You might be thinking of the mad cat. No idea wtf the other op is talking about
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Full Eagle Support Wing
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A B52 bomber. E: piloted by tom bombadil. staberind fucked around with this message at 03:09 on May 21, 2024 |
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ss-18 "satan" thermonuclear weapon
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staberind posted:A B52 bomber. Hey, a ho, a ring a ding a ling a hoQ!
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While they were hauling arrows to the top of the walls and reinforcing doors and all that stupid stuff, I'd just set out long catering tables, filling them with tasty treats that an invading army would like to feast on as they are preparing the siege. While the orcs are making GBS threads their brains out you just roll in and smash their heads with a rock, they'll be thankful.
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