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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i would say “and my bong” and the ring bearer guys would be like this guy is aweosme he can come to Mordor and then to the sick cool elf country or whatever he is so drat cool

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I would bring a shield but I wouldn't use it as a shield, I would ride it like a skateboard down some stairs and into the bad guys :twisted:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


The battle of Isengard was fought by trees and they clearly didn't need much help.

Anyways I'd say, "and my rear end."

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
a vial of gain of function coronavirus paid for by us tax payers thru funneled funds by Fauci to Eco Health alliance

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
cumm

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
big hammer and also i reincarnated as a dwarf??

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


theyre taking the hobbits to isekai

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Gun

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


cloae thread

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

AND MY AXE!!!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


as a bard i would be doing sweet wailing guitar solos

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Seriously though, trebuchet.

obithrawn
Apr 22, 2003


I'd bring a sword

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



Guns are banned in Middle Earth

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

P90

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’ve got my bat’leth ready

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'd bring a folding chair since all I have to do is wait for Gandalf and the Huorns to come and save me.

Or are we the orcs because then I'd bring a chainsaw. Agent Orange.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Batman counts as a weapon right? I'd bring Batman

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

RandomPauI posted:

Batman counts as a weapon right? I'd bring Batman

Batman with preplanning action

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

SIDS Vicious posted:

i would say “and my bong” and the ring bearer guys would be like this guy is aweosme he can come to Mordor and then to the sick cool elf country or whatever he is so drat cool

this is canonical, the only battle of isengard was a bunch of trees going ham on the tower and orcs while merry and pippin got blazed

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
Predator drone

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SG13, 14, 15, and 16

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

RandomPauI posted:

Batman counts as a weapon right? I'd bring Batman

An episode of Mighty Max confirmed that a person can indeed count as a weapon, yes

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Also the Daedalus, with Eagle wing support

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


can i bring a chainsaw?

wait which side am i on

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Laying down a line of rail gun fire at those loving dragon things

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_nkDG_qT34

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


nu ke isengard from orbit

nature will prevail

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

3 DONG HORSE posted:

nu ke isengard from orbit

nature will prevail

It's the only way to be sure

moist banana bread
Dec 17, 2023

banana Jake!
Timber Wolf

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



like a mech warrior or just a n animal

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
A rocket launcher with at least 30 rockets. I don't care what side I'm on.

And then, I don't know, a little hobbit sword as back-up.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Space Elves scan Mordor....

Sir, the Hobbits appear to be close to accomplishing their goal....

moist banana bread
Dec 17, 2023

banana Jake!

SIDS Vicious posted:

like a mech warrior or just a n animal

I let the ents live because they're bros and tall enough to talk to from my cockpit. But otherwise I'm indiscriminately destroying all identifiable structures.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


SIDS Vicious posted:

like a mech warrior or just a n animal

You might be thinking of the mad cat. No idea wtf the other op is talking about

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Full Eagle Support Wing

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
A B52 bomber.
E: piloted by tom bombadil.

staberind fucked around with this message at 03:09 on May 21, 2024

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

ss-18 "satan" thermonuclear weapon

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

staberind posted:

A B52 bomber.
E: piloted by tom bombadil.

Hey, a ho, a ring a ding a ling a hoQ!

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covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

While they were hauling arrows to the top of the walls and reinforcing doors and all that stupid stuff, I'd just set out long catering tables, filling them with tasty treats that an invading army would like to feast on as they are preparing the siege.

While the orcs are making GBS threads their brains out you just roll in and smash their heads with a rock, they'll be thankful.

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