|
i would say “and my bong” and the ring bearer guys would be like this guy is aweosme he can come to Mordor and then to the sick cool elf country or whatever he is so drat cool
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 01:14
|
|
|
|
| # ? Sep 1, 2024 00:58 |
|
|
I would bring a shield but I wouldn't use it as a shield, I would ride it like a skateboard down some stairs and into the bad guys 
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 01:19
|
|
|
The battle of Isengard was fought by trees and they clearly didn't need much help. Anyways I'd say, "and my rear end."
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 01:41
|
|
|
a vial of gain of function coronavirus paid for by us tax payers thru funneled funds by Fauci to Eco Health alliance
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 01:41
|
|
|
cumm
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 01:51
|
|
|
big hammer and also i reincarnated as a dwarf??
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 01:51
|
|
|
theyre taking the hobbits to isekai
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 01:52
|
|
|
Gun
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 01:54
|
|
|
cloae thread
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 01:54
|
|
|
AND MY AXE!!!
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:00
|
|
|
as a bard i would be doing sweet wailing guitar solos
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:04
|
|
|
Seriously though, trebuchet.
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:09
|
|
|
I'd bring a sword
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:11
|
|
|
Guns are banned in Middle Earth
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:11
|
|
|
P90
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:12
|
|
|
I’ve got my bat’leth ready
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:14
|
|
|
I'd bring a folding chair since all I have to do is wait for Gandalf and the Huorns to come and save me. Or are we the orcs because then I'd bring a
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:17
|
|
|
Batman counts as a weapon right? I'd bring Batman
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:27
|
|
|
RandomPauI posted:Batman counts as a weapon right? I'd bring Batman Batman with preplanning action
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:28
|
|
|
SIDS Vicious posted:i would say “and my bong” and the ring bearer guys would be like this guy is aweosme he can come to Mordor and then to the sick cool elf country or whatever he is so drat cool this is canonical, the only battle of isengard was a bunch of trees going ham on the tower and orcs while merry and pippin got blazed
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:35
|
|
|
Predator drone
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:36
|
|
|
SG13, 14, 15, and 16
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:37
|
|
|
RandomPauI posted:Batman counts as a weapon right? I'd bring Batman An episode of Mighty Max confirmed that a person can indeed count as a weapon, yes
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:39
|
|
|
Also the Daedalus, with Eagle wing support
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:40
|
|
|
can i bring a chainsaw? wait which side am i on
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:40
|
|
|
Laying down a line of rail gun fire at those loving dragon things
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:42
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_nkDG_qT34
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:43
|
|
|
nu ke isengard from orbit nature will prevail
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:44
|
|
|
3 DONG HORSE posted:nu ke isengard from orbit It's the only way to be sure
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:45
|
|
|
Timber Wolf
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:46
|
|
|
moist banana bread posted:Timber Wolf like a mech warrior or just a n animal
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:47
|
|
|
A rocket launcher with at least 30 rockets. I don't care what side I'm on. And then, I don't know, a little hobbit sword as back-up.
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:51
|
|
|
Space Elves scan Mordor.... Sir, the Hobbits appear to be close to accomplishing their goal....
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:52
|
|
|
SIDS Vicious posted:like a mech warrior or just a n animal I let the ents live because they're bros and tall enough to talk to from my cockpit. But otherwise I'm indiscriminately destroying all identifiable structures.
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 02:54
|
|
|
SIDS Vicious posted:like a mech warrior or just a n animal You might be thinking of the mad cat. No idea wtf the other op is talking about
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 03:05
|
|
|
Full Eagle Support Wing
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 03:06
|
|
|
A B52 bomber. E: piloted by tom bombadil. staberind fucked around with this message at 03:09 on May 21, 2024 |
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 03:06
|
|
|
ss-18 "satan" thermonuclear weapon
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 03:10
|
|
|
staberind posted:A B52 bomber. Hey, a ho, a ring a ding a ling a hoQ!
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 03:11
|
|
|
|
| # ? Sep 1, 2024 00:58 |
|
|
While they were hauling arrows to the top of the walls and reinforcing doors and all that stupid stuff, I'd just set out long catering tables, filling them with tasty treats that an invading army would like to feast on as they are preparing the siege. While the orcs are making GBS threads their brains out you just roll in and smash their heads with a rock, they'll be thankful.
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 03:16
|
|
