Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Requesting the former allied forces to renew their bombing-campaign in Germany

That is all

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Midjack posted:

Mayo is there as an appetite suppressant.

Okay, imma take off my jewelery real quick

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Gonna crosspost something I dropped in the Germany-thread, thought about translating all the "Denglish" in the post, but figured I'd leave in the knee-knockers for some light entertainment (because you fellow degenerates love German) while reading something as horrible as this so you don't have to feel as horrible as I did.
(I've added some pertinent translations for the important parts, please still feel horrible about this and gently caress the church in general)

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Double-post, because I'm pissed off:
https://www.tagesschau.de/investigativ/wdr/erzbistum-koeln-missbrauch-katholische-kirche-100.html

tl;dr:
- dude has his Priesterweihe (ordination) in June of 2010
- within weeks of him being posted as a legit-Priester, he decides to pop in on the teenagers under his care while showering and staring at them intently during a Ferienfreizeit (retreat)...several times
- parents report this to the Bistum (diocese)
- dude gets "reassigned with conditions" (the conditions being "this sex-pest probably shouldn't work with kids") in december of the same year
- dude isn't distracted by such feeble Auflagen, decides to appeal to parents in 2011 by saying "Lasset die Kinder zu mir kommen" ("Let the children come to me") regarding his Gottesdienste (services)
- in 2013, dude goes on a Radtour, decides to leave early with the teens of the group and grabs mixed rooms with them, goes on to rub one out while sleeping in a loving double bed with one of the teens
- PARENTS REPORT THIS TO THE BISTUM YET AY-loving-GAIN
- Bistum sweeps the report under the rug, because "yo dude said it didn't happen"
- behind the scenes, dude gets some paid vacation and is sent to therapy after a forensic examination that yields, and I quote "Keine Arbeit mit Kindern und Jugendlichen sowie eine Therapie in Bezug auf den Umgang mit der eigenen Sexualität und eine Begleitung durch eine seelsorgliche Vertrauensperson" ("No work with children or young-adults, as well as therapy regarding conduct with sexuality, and additional supervision by pastoral care")
- Bistum decides this dude is absolutely still priest-material and sends him to "Seniorenarbeit" in 2014
- Bistum forgets everything in the dude's file and assigns him to a different post in 2018 where his Schwerpunkte are "Schulen, Firmung" ("schools, confirmation") :catstare:
- to absolutely no-one's surprise, dude sexually abuses a 15-year-old Messdiener (altar boy) FIVE times during two separate retreats in 2022
- dude is charged and convicted after confessing in early 2024

If you didn't read the article, I dare you to guess what his sentence was after he fully confessed to the charges.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

orange juche posted:

he's probably still a priest huh

His sentence was 18 months...




...on probation

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply