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Ice Train
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Ship's Computer Log Stardate 486638.3a

01000111 01001111 01001110 01001011

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Ice Train
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Dracula's Log 498869.000005

The bugs are back.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches
Ensign's Log, Stardate 498871.0000000006

Dearest log, For many, many days I've been deep in thought and contemplation, thinking through ever side of the issue, trying to think of what ever it is I may be missing, but no matter how my mind does run through the facts that I did observe, I always come to the same conclusion; the captain was just being a god drat idiot, that blood sucking space alien from "space Transylvania" was just straight up loving Count Dracula. We found him sleeping in a drat coffin full of dirt in a space coffin.

Anyway my dear log, I must go and see how how Ensign Mina is recovering from her mysterious neck wound, or If I should tell sick bay to start carving up some stakes. Of course the corridors are all misty tonight -for "some reason" engineering can't figure out- and I'm an ensign, so good loving luck to me I guess.

If do not survive -and I sharn't- please any one in Starfleet command who gets around to reading this log, just get my captain on a the comms and call him a drat idiot for me. Many my thanks in advance,

Fair well :(

Ice Train
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Captain's Log 499753.0425

We have met god and have given him our starship. He promised to give it back when he's done.

Ice Train
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Captain's Log Stardate 499754.01003

Still waiting...

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Catatron Prime
Aug 23, 2010

IT ME



Toilet Rascal
Captain's Log 499755

Goddamnit, it was just Q again

Addendum: In addition to the starship, it appears Q also stole my girlfriend, under the guise of looting ancient space artifacts for the British museum

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