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Ship's Computer Log Stardate 486638.3a 01000111 01001111 01001110 01001011
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| # ? Nov 16, 2025 10:18 |
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Dracula's Log 498869.000005 The bugs are back.
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Ensign's Log, Stardate 498871.0000000006 Dearest log, For many, many days I've been deep in thought and contemplation, thinking through ever side of the issue, trying to think of what ever it is I may be missing, but no matter how my mind does run through the facts that I did observe, I always come to the same conclusion; the captain was just being a god drat idiot, that blood sucking space alien from "space Transylvania" was just straight up loving Count Dracula. We found him sleeping in a drat coffin full of dirt in a space coffin. Anyway my dear log, I must go and see how how Ensign Mina is recovering from her mysterious neck wound, or If I should tell sick bay to start carving up some stakes. Of course the corridors are all misty tonight -for "some reason" engineering can't figure out- and I'm an ensign, so good loving luck to me I guess. If do not survive -and I sharn't- please any one in Starfleet command who gets around to reading this log, just get my captain on a the comms and call him a drat idiot for me. Many my thanks in advance, Fair well
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Captain's Log 499753.0425 We have met god and have given him our starship. He promised to give it back when he's done.
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Captain's Log Stardate 499754.01003 Still waiting...
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| # ? Nov 16, 2025 10:18 |
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Captain's Log 499755 Goddamnit, it was just Q again Addendum: In addition to the starship, it appears Q also stole my girlfriend, under the guise of looting ancient space artifacts for the British museum
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