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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
None of that would be a problem for a reigning fascist movement. The more leaders gently caress things up and make things worse the more excuses they have to attack their chosen outgroup for "causing" it. Social instability isn't a problem, it's a goal.

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004

Codito Click Here

LongDarkNight posted:

Let's invade another desert.

Mexico is only like 30% desert.

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

CainFortea posted:

Mexico is only like 30% desert.

But that's where we would start if we were going to do so.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

MonkeyFit posted:

But that's where we would start if we were going to do so.

You go around and invade from the sea to set up a forward base in Acapulco, Cabo San Lucas, Mazatlan and Cancun. Already set up for large ships disembarking. We fortify these positions turning them each into MWR strong points then focus on pushing inland I dunno at some other time.

I volunteer to be forward deployed as a sleeper agent/tourist.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Lol we couldn't pacify Iraq let alone afghanistan what makes anyone think we'd have a chance in a country that's twice as large as the two combined and has nearly 50% more people.

CainFortea posted:

Mexico is only like 30% desert.

Hey at least when they get woodland cammies they can just say it was an honest oopsy daisy this time

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

Lol we couldn't pacify Iraq let alone afghanistan what makes anyone think we'd have a chance in a country that's twice as large as the two combined and has nearly 50% more people.

And the well established cartels would put up a hell of a fight too.

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009

I drive a modified T series Lola
It's kind of heavy but I like the feel
When I say Vietnam, it sounds just like Coca-Cola
I believe most everything, as long as it's not real

MonkeyFit posted:

And the well established cartels would put up a hell of a fight too.

Don't they outgun like, a good chunk of middle power nation armies? I remember conservative estimates are in the teen figures in quantity of gunmen, in what I guess are battalion strength. A few tens of thousands of bastards who are equipped with the finest arms America can sneak in?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

It reminds me of a anecdote from John Plaster's book on MACV-SOG. Towards the end of the war, they found that the North Vietnamese intelligence apparatus had infiltrated so far into the South Vietnamese government- even the clandestine services- that they would get grid coordinates of individual teams in the field.

I cannot imagine trying to fight an insurgency where there isn't a single person in the government or security services that doesn't have a link to a cartel.

I think this topic came up on the forums before in an A/T, ministry, or similar thread- it could have been another subforum because there were some that were pretty into covering the cartel conflict at the time. Anyways, it laid out the issues America would face, and it made Iraq look like a simple addition problem.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
It's hard to overstate the sheer Trumpianity of this topic. The United States of America would have an easier time subjugating the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland than Mexico.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
So what you’re saying is that we should unify Ireland and gently caress over the Brits?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007

M_Gargantua posted:

So what you’re saying is that we should unify Ireland and gently caress over the Brits?

I'm not empowered to give legal advice. My content falls under the classification of 'self-actualization influencer'.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004

Codito Click Here

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



There's still time

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

MonkeyFit posted:

And the well established cartels would put up a hell of a fight too.

I know it’s speculation but what reason would the cartels have to actually try to fight US forces for territory? The cartels aren’t the government or trying to overthrow the state or export an ideology. Wouldn’t it be more likely their leaders would close down for a few months & take extended vacations overseas while core members bury weapons & blend in? Especially as cartel influence already goes all the way up to their minster of defense, might make surprise raids a bit harder.

Aren’t most of the most lucrative products not produced in Mexico? Like the chemicals for meth & fentanyl are imported, along with cocaine & heroin. I’m sure US forces could have a few photo ops with drugs on the table but in practice would be wandering around empty towns that probably would offer near nil cooperation as cartel vengeance would be around much longer than the Yankees.

After a few months would probably see enough decline in drug imports to declare victory & leave, but if we were dumb enough to stay would probably just see alternate import routes boom & plenty of US units caught earning a big payday moving crates across the border.

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
You guys are forgetting how badly the people of Mexico must be chafing under the reign of violent outlaws and corrupt officials. Why, if we were to intervene in the interest of nation building, I dare say we'd be greeted as liberators.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug
Pillbug
Yeah the Cartels have their fingers, if not full control, of a lot of local police forces and even govenrment.

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.



CommieGIR posted:

Yeah the Cartels have their fingers, if not full control, of a lot of local police forces and even govenrment.

Doesn't that just make them the government, then?

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

I know it’s speculation but what reason would the cartels have to actually try to fight US forces for territory? The cartels aren’t the government or trying to overthrow the state or export an ideology. Wouldn’t it be more likely their leaders would close down for a few months & take extended vacations overseas while core members bury weapons & blend in? Especially as cartel influence already goes all the way up to their minster of defense, might make surprise raids a bit harder.

Aren’t most of the most lucrative products not produced in Mexico? Like the chemicals for meth & fentanyl are imported, along with cocaine & heroin. I’m sure US forces could have a few photo ops with drugs on the table but in practice would be wandering around empty towns that probably would offer near nil cooperation as cartel vengeance would be around much longer than the Yankees.

After a few months would probably see enough decline in drug imports to declare victory & leave, but if we were dumb enough to stay would probably just see alternate import routes boom & plenty of US units caught earning a big payday moving crates across the border.

You are correct, most drugs that are not weed come from overseas and are smuggled through Mexico. Hell, a majority of illegal immigrants crossing the border aren’t actually Mexican, they come from central/South America

pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner

Coasterphreak posted:

You are correct, most drugs that are not weed come from overseas and are smuggled through Mexico. Hell, a majority of illegal immigrants crossing the border aren’t actually Mexican, they come from central/South America

final production from precursors is done in Mexico for some things though, which isn't to say anything except that whoever was responsible for design and scale up of enantiomer specific meth synthesis is impressive as hell

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Quackles posted:

Doesn't that just make them the government, then?

Only if the CIA is also the government then.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

So the cartels are the Taliban? Taquitoban? Al pastor-Qaeda?

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Utterly Dethpicable
I'm still hoping for that future the Republicans envisioned where there's a taco truck on every corner.

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

A.o.D. posted:

I'm still hoping for that future the Republicans envisioned where there's a taco truck on every corner.

We have that in Texas. Bad news, everything else sucks rear end.

pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner

Discussion Quorum posted:

We have that in Texas. Bad news, everything else sucks rear end.

there has never been a post more deserving of correlation =/= causation

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





A.o.D. posted:

I'm still hoping for that future the Republicans envisioned where there's a taco truck on every corner.

https://youtu.be/ljrIFqbmKp8?si=ZIh6J9NlvOaVqYu7

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003

nullscan posted:

So the cartels are the Taliban? Taquitoban? Al pastor-Qaeda?

Gotta say, Al pastor-Queda sounds pretty awesome. Like really good food truck mexican on fresh flatbread.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Itchy_Grundle posted:

Gotta say, Al pastor-Queda sounds pretty awesome. Like really good food truck mexican on fresh flatbread.

If you told me al pastor was made with yellowcake I would not stop eating my taco, just nod along and acknowledge the impending cancer.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

A.o.D. posted:

I'm still hoping for that future the Republicans envisioned where there's a taco truck on every corner.

The worst scare tactic ever.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



A.o.D. posted:

I'm still hoping for that future the Republicans envisioned where there's a taco truck on every corner.

my local taco truck outside of an auto repair shop gives me the best tacos I've ever had, 3 of them!

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

orange juche posted:

my local taco truck outside of an auto repair shop gives me the best tacos I've ever had, 3 of them!

auto shop taco truck: helping you roll coal



e: HOO LORDY SOMEONE NEEDS THEIR EMISSIONS CHECKED :dadjoke:

psydude
Mar 31, 2008

Itchy_Grundle posted:

Gotta say, Al pastor-Queda sounds pretty awesome. Like really good food truck mexican on fresh flatbread.

Queda con carne.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

nullscan posted:

So the cartels are the Taliban? Taquitoban? Al pastor-Qaeda?

The analogy I use is real life brotherhood of nod but with meth crystals instead of tiberium. A corporate-military-religious-insurgency that is not a government yet can field an army against the government. They're in business in a way the taliban aren't and the syncretic catholic-death-capitalism-wealth worship religion is equal parts genuinely fascinating and hosed up.

(How much of it is a long winded plot by a bald alien to steal another alien's space ship to get home is unknown at this point.)

Also re: insurgency hell, they like to use barrets as DMRs so body armor becomes meaningless. On the other hand, we'd finally see an insurgency that uses american trucks for technicals instead of hiluxes.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!
iirc the los zetas cartel recruits exclusively from SOF units

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
That was their leadership back in the day, I thought, and they've since filtered out as casualties? I do not think you could get number of bodies and replacements for them with requirements that high.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I think I've asked this before, but what's a technical? And hiluxes?

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Leave posted:

I think I've asked this before, but what's a technical? And hiluxes?

A technical is roughly a truck with a machine gun (or some other similar combination). And Toyota Hilux is a truck model that was popular for the truck part of the equation in various conflicts.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Leave posted:

I think I've asked this before, but what's a technical? And hiluxes?

Not much what's a technical with you

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Top Gear also did a series on its mythical and highly memed durability. Part one here: https://youtu.be/xnWKz7Cthkk?si=eVieWAKwO3oQYUTj

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Toyota trucks are so [in]famous for their use as technicals that there's a conflict semi-officially known as the Toyota War.

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