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"Now all and together now, to what what who? Rhymes come stinky like a girl's poo-poo" - ODB, Hippa to da Hoppa "Blowing on that indo, GameCube, Nintendo." Slim Thug, Still Tippin' "I shitted on 'em like I'm constipated" Young Thug, Speed Racer "Sweet and sour like a tangerine, fresh like a box of the Krispy Kreme." Beastie Boys, Three MCs and One DJ "I'm trying to reach this girl Monique, her screen name is ChynaDoll She's light brown with big thighs, and standing five foot seven tall" Paul Wall, Internet Going Nutz Please post some of ur favorites
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Jul 25, 2024 04:46
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"He may move slow, he can't jump high, But this Kong's one hell of a guy!" -DK Rap
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Jul 25, 2024 04:47
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it's horrible one little evening alone at home end up with carpal tunnel syndrome You gotta wash your rear end, if you must You gotta wash your hair, if you must You gotta brush your teeth, if you must Or else you'll be funky
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Jul 25, 2024 04:58
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Jul 25, 2024 05:08
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that time kool kieth hosed a giraffe
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Jul 25, 2024 05:12
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I likes to get my dick sucked, balls licked, rear end ate out All my thugs know what im talkin about I likes to get my dick sucked, balls licked, rear end ate out (rear end ate out, rear end ate out) How U Like It from We Never Sleep Vol. 2 by Three 6 Mafia. lyrics aren't online somehow so if someone has them please post.... i have to know what else theyre saying. thank you.
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Jul 25, 2024 05:14
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i think i smoked a thousand blunts
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Jul 25, 2024 05:15
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she blow that dick like a cello
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Jul 25, 2024 05:20
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I need not explain this A plus is famous, so get the anus Hey miss!
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Jul 25, 2024 05:24
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flubber nuts posted:I likes to get my dick sucked, balls licked, rear end ate out Speaking of Three 6 "We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning" From Sippin on some Syrup
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Jul 25, 2024 05:27
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I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop-top And if I hit the switch, I can make the aaaaaaaass drop
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Jul 25, 2024 05:27
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I'm going to be a self name dropping dorkus and just drop this which I feel like is the best completely self made rap track of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPI6N-aMyEw
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Jul 25, 2024 05:31
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I don't know what song it was but I overheard yesterday, "we go together like Frida Kahlo's eyebrows" so right now that's pretty much # 1 for me
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Jul 25, 2024 05:36
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catch me lane switchin with the paint drippin, turn your neck, your dame missin -Mike Jones - Still Tippin now where in the wide wide world of gator can you find another truck with a plush elevator? -Mannie Fresh - Real Big
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Jul 25, 2024 05:36
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:catch me lane switchin with the paint drippin, From the same song lol "Push that button, microwave oven I'm just gettin' started pimp, you ain't seen nothin'"
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Jul 25, 2024 05:53
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"booka booka booka booka booka westside" - dr. dre "you gotta wobbity wobbity wa-wa-wobitty wobbity wa a wobbity" - lil wayne "ugh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! cmon! ugh. uh-huhhhhhhhhhhh!!" - dmx
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Jul 25, 2024 05:54
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All this trouble for a tall glass of Olde E Drink it all fast and make you haul rear end slowly -MF DOOM - All Outta Ale 'Cause I'm modest but be honest, I got more sauce than shrimp scampi I go ape, I go chimpanzee on every beat that they hand me Tobe Nwigwe - Juice
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Jul 25, 2024 05:54
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this is a bit paraphrased from nacho picasso and i wish he did it like this my favorite show's startin, and she got postpartum, so decompose darlin, in my rose garden e: fixed some typos and realized i wasn't actually supposed to post good lines? you're all morons Pac and Cheese fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Jul 25, 2024 |
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Jul 25, 2024 07:01
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I be fuckin chicks with dicks Just for kicks -8th grade me
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Jul 25, 2024 07:23
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Fly Young Red posted:Man, I'm cool with his and hers
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Jul 25, 2024 07:57
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Good shooter I'm a good shooter And if I wanna see some titties I go eat at Hooters
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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I
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Jul 25, 2024 09:10
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"beat your rear end and hide the bible if god watchin"
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Jul 25, 2024 10:40
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"I like to rap but my raps are crap"
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Jul 25, 2024 10:54
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Burn, Hollywood burn I smell a riot going on First they're guilty Then they're gone Yeah I'll check out a movie But it'll take a black one to move me.
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Jul 25, 2024 10:56
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"A young houston hard hitta all about the skrilla ridin somethin candy coated crawlin like a caterpillar" Paul Wall "Drive Slow"
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Jul 25, 2024 10:57
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TrashMammal posted:that time kool kieth hosed a giraffe that song opens with a classic: "I used to grab honeys by they neck, piss on they eyebrows open up they rear end to throw the bomb up they rectum... BOOM blew them panties out the room emergency emergency, it's a urgency her rear end in a top hat's outta order her stomach ain't workin B the doctor there, with penicillin for her butt hairs operation attack, wires hooked on the booty" drat i kept adding more lines to it cause it's so great it also has "open they butts and pour ammonia down they pussy cracks" later on in case you miss the first verse also "i used to masturbate to tapes, 'planet of the apes'" also seconding mike jones "blowin on the indo, gamecube nintendo, 5% tint so you can't see up in my window" from the OP
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Jul 25, 2024 11:00
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obscure one i love, monk mandino "good grief": "drat i just rhymed bacardi with party what i look like rhyming bacardi with party, i'm sorry i'm sorry" monk also has a great quotable track "eat like a player" "mcdonalds, kfc, taco bell.. just say no (why?) cause they take EBT at the trader jooooooes" // "I'm talkin oranges and peaches cantaloupes and mangoes the size of a FETUS she's eatin a banana and i just can't stop imagining my penis"
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Jul 25, 2024 11:08
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Tar bender I need a drother nink Release Caribou Lou in a parrty and its utter kink Insane manie, keep em comin then ill remain zany Cause sadatay baby in tryna make you my main damie. Tech N9ne of course Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Jul 25, 2024 |
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Jul 25, 2024 11:10
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:From the same song lol The Mannie Fresh era was so good.
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Jul 25, 2024 11:12
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"What it do, it's Paul Wellican, Fly like a pelican, Inside my skin I got a Versace skeleton" - Paul Wall, Swishmas Freestyle "I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key, DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belongs to me" - Pimp C, The Game Belongs to Me "Drank by the pint, dro by the pound, headin' to the Kappa in a boss top down, Slim thug bout to clown when I hit that G-Town, If you love me you gon smile if you hate me you gon frown" - Slim Thug, Before Da Kappa 2k1 Freestyle "Your ride clean but your gas tank is on E, be stepping out ain't got no decent shoes on your feet" "That's just the meter broke you don't know what you talking bout, anyway the new Jordans finna come out" - La Chat and Project Pat, Chicken head "You might see me in an expedition, with a sign on the back that says Let's Go Fishin'" - Lil Flip, We Blow Endo
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"I'm giving orders cuz I'm pissed, firing up a square in the house just to show I'm running poo poo, And Icy Hot check the back rooms, If anybody moves, bust a cap fool, And what's the combination to the vault, Hearing AKs cock you know it's time to talk, 35 to the right, 40 to the left, keep going and the last one twist itself, Voila, two rolexes and 50 Gs inside, It's time to spend the 50 grand, We here to Ed McMahon and these motherfuckin hoes don't understand, You gotta walk the walk, and talk the talk, Lil Flea a 92 n version of Hudson Hawk" - Lil Flea of Street Military, Kick Door Burglar
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“Mom’s spaghetti”
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Subordinate terror, kickin off an era Cold deliverin pain My 98 was 87 on the record, Yo, so now I go Bronco.
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Smugworth posted:
Good weed good drank big money mang, rollin in somethin foreign on leather grippin grain. I handle my business so guess i deserve to get throwed ( throwed )
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Jul 25, 2024 12:36
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Bad like Michael, Nice like Gandhi, King of the Hill, Nothin like Bobby, I got the recipe, Throat hot like I sell propane and propane accessories - Felony, Negroes in Harris
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I suck the blood like mosquito, facin' Judge Ito Joint in my mouth, lookin' big as a burrito ... Tu sabes, haciendo jales, moving llaves, Order two tacos and beans with nopales - Baby Bash, Wiggy
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
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Glad to see that GameCube Nintendo as well as a bunch of UGK lyrics are not only in my head but y'all's too
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