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ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Just put the DVD in to the DVD machine and hit play on the Citizen Kane of comedy.
Ernest Goes To Camp.
It's been several years since I watched this movie buy I think Ernest can still kick the bad guys asses with the help of his misfit camp kids and some turtle paratroopers.

What do y'all think?

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i felt it was a little tacky the way the internet turned a wholesome guy like Ernest into a sex icon, but the people have spoken and i cannot say they're wrong

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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The way he's currently plunging a toilet does make me stir inside a bit.

I gotta admit

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Bad Purchase posted:

i felt it was a little tacky the way the internet turned a wholesome guy like Ernest into a sex icon, but the people have spoken and i cannot say they're wrong

Does this stem from the HDTGM episode of Ernest Scared Stupid where June finds evil Ernest oddly alluring and the audience immediately agrees?

Great episode by the way.

It's pretty cool they made a movie series from an advertising campaign creation.

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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Yeah I was reading about that earlier. Ernest seems like a decent guy, and a bunch of punk rear end kids just beat him up with cafeteria trays.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Did he ever get there

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


To camp

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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Oh yeah.
He was there, then he went to pick up the bad kids, from kid jail. Then came back.

The camp cooks just force fed him some slop and he just puked it up though.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Ernest stumbled upon some teenagers loving in a dirty tent and felt an overwhelming urge to kill. Vern offered a machete and a vile world view, and the story from there was written in blood

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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I thought that was Ernest Meets Jason?

Oh poo poo, the bad guy just showed up. I've seen him before and I think he was the bad guy in another movie too.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Ernest stumbled upon some teenagers loving in a dirty tent and felt an overwhelming urge to kill. Vern offered a machete and a vile world view, and the story from there was written in blood

Ernest thought it was hockey camp

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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I think a badger just bit Ernest's nuts off.

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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That fuckin 3 wheel golf cart is still going.

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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The bad guy was just trying to get the old native dude to sell his land, and then he lied to Ernest in order to get him (the old native dude) to sign that poo poo.

I think this bad guy isn't very nice.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I think I have this movie in a three pack DVD set with Scared Stupid and Goes to Jail. I should give these movies a go-around again for fun. I haven’t seen an Ernest film in a long time.

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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poo poo yeah you should.

Currently, Ernest and the bad kids are attacking the mining guys with bunch of smoke bombs

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
I like the part with the parachuting turtles

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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gently caress yeah, turtle paratroopers

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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Cyril Sneer posted:

I like the part with the parachuting turtles

That's going on right now

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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That fuckin 3 wheel golf cart just ran out of gas

E: they just filled it with gas and explosives and blew up a front end loader

Now the bad guy just showed up with a gun and looks angry

ambassadorofsodomy fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Aug 3, 2024

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

ernest scared shitless is the best one

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Bad guy just tried to cap Ernest but missed.

Looks like Ernest saved the camp!!

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Always remember: Pokey is a heartless beast.

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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:drat: that fuckin 3 wheel golf cart is still going.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Mulaney Power Move posted:

ernest scared shitless is the best one

I'm still traumatized from the evil forest demons in that movie. Scared me brutally as a kid

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Always remember: Pokey is a heartless beast.

Yeah, pokey seemed like a jerk but I feel like he redeemed himself when he strapped a parachute to his back and dropped in to the combat zone

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
I thought this was the one with the apple maggots, but apparently that was Ernest rides again.

Ernest scared stupid was by far my favorite one, I practically wore out the VHS tape watching it over and over.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I never really got into that one, but I liked a lot of the sequels. Ernest Goes To Jail was a high point in movie comedy for me for quite a while, and Ernest Saves Christmas was a yearly staple. I haven't gone back to them in a good 20 years, assuming they'd destroy my good memories, but maybe I was wrong?

ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

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I'm pretty sure this is the only one I've seen.

I should check out the others maybe. I picked this up used years ago at a local place for cheap.

I'm sure the others are equally cheap.

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
I bought an Ernest 3 pack on DVD for like $5 a couple years ago and they were still a lot of fun. It was Scared Stupid, Jail, and Saves Christmas.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I loved the bit with "miak"

"That's right, you thought it was out of season!"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sad they never got to the promised trilogy of Earnest Goes to Hell, Ernest Goes to Purgatory, and Ernest Goes to Heaven

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The DiVern Comedy

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
How come there's no Ernest on any of the streaming services?

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Great movie OP, no notes

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


How was the movie op

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005

It would be cool if Ernest could have kept his lightning powers from Goes To Jail, but it would have thrown all the power levels off.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Eyytu7lL4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Wii Spawn Camper posted:

It would be cool if Ernest could have kept his lightning powers from Goes To Jail, but it would have thrown all the power levels off.

Personally, I would have found the investigation into the United States military's war crimes resulting from deploying him in Karifistan fascinating

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Never seen it. I’ll hold off until they release on the Criterion Collection.

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