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For me: e^(pi*i)+1=0
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piss is stored in the balls
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Aug 4, 2024 14:31
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Mozi posted:piss is stored in the balls 2deep4me
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Aug 4, 2024 14:35
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saw the phrase "op is a greg of doom rereg" carved into the door of a public toilet. never understood it, but it's stuck with me ever since.
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Aug 4, 2024 14:42
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Be gay, do drugs, hail Satan.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:saw the phrase "op is a greg of doom rereg" carved into the door of a public toilet. never understood it, but it's stuck with me ever since. Who is Greg of doom
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Aug 4, 2024 14:43
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u cant steal, what u cant feel
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Aug 4, 2024 14:46
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We are the universe contemplating itself.
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Aug 4, 2024 14:48
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the higher, the fewer
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Aug 4, 2024 14:52
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my grandma ( ) used to rip a gnarly fart and then sagely say 'you can't hold what's not in your hand'
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Aug 4, 2024 14:54
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always go to other people's funerals or else they won't come to yours
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Aug 4, 2024 14:55
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.
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Aug 4, 2024 14:56
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"The cheese is more binding." -while stroking their beard.
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Aug 4, 2024 14:57
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Love means never having to say you're sorry
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Aug 4, 2024 15:01
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he who hath the last fart, hath farted last
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Aug 4, 2024 15:17
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I have so much fertility in my brain.
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Aug 4, 2024 15:18
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David Letterman asked Warren Zevon, who was dying of cancer, if he had any insights now that he was staring down his own mortality. His answer was "I know exactly how much I should enjoy every sandwich" I think about it a lot
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Aug 4, 2024 15:22
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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
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Aug 4, 2024 15:22
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That last line to The Great Gatsby was pretty hard hitting the first time I read it.
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Aug 4, 2024 16:01
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Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
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Aug 4, 2024 16:05
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Croccers posted:Be gay, do drugs, hail Satan. Truth
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Aug 4, 2024 16:11
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unironically, "A strange game, the only winning move is not to play" was a big one for me
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Aug 4, 2024 16:14
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Things my dad said: “It went tango uniform” (the polite way of saying ‘tits up’ if something died or stopped working). “Running like a striped rear end ape” (an old biker slang for something working as intended).
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Aug 4, 2024 16:32
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I just read Mark Twain's travel book The Innocents Abroad, which he ends after 500 pages with, "Bye-bye!" But then he ruins it with a few more paragraphs. It could have been perfect.
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Aug 4, 2024 16:35
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You know the line "I was dead before I was born and it was of no great inconvenience" or whatever that gets attributed to Mark Twain but apparently it wasn't really him? It helps during my daily existental crisis that 40 years olds get.
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Aug 4, 2024 16:41
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when my dad taught me how to drive he told me that driving is the most dangerous thing that most people will do every day and I've always taken that one to heart one I read in a book: "Within any square mile in America there is someone looking to have sex with a child", which is not specifically relevant to me as a childless adult (and probably applies to every country in the world) but it remains in my head as a good general warning that dangerous people aren't always easy to spot
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Aug 4, 2024 16:48
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From The Power Broker, quote:No that’s not why highways get built where they get built. They get built there because Robert Moses wants them there! Has helped me to contextualize why I’m stuck in traffic, why a sports team is hopeless, or even large wars. Not that way because of subtle societal trends, sometimes just because a powerful guy said so.
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Aug 4, 2024 16:56
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Real quote I love. Star Trek VI, Klingon Chancellor Gorkon to Capt. Kirk: "If there is to be a brave new world, our generation is going to have the hardest time living in it." Helps me cope with all the hip and cool slang I don't understand 
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Aug 4, 2024 17:02
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wherever you go, there you are
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Aug 4, 2024 17:13
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Scared money can't win and a worried mind can't love. NAMASTE
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Aug 4, 2024 17:35
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Donglepuss is the worst poster.
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I was ashamed of myself when I realised life was a costume party; and I attended with my real face.
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Aug 4, 2024 18:04
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hands are for shaking, not tying
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Aug 4, 2024 18:17
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The opposite of love is indifference. Hit me at a time I was being a massive piece of poo poo, and it's something I think about a lot so I can try and be better.
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Aug 4, 2024 18:18
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neato burrito posted:You know the line "I was dead before I was born and it was of no great inconvenience" or whatever that gets attributed to Mark Twain but apparently it wasn't really him? Oh thank God I thought it was just me.
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Froghammer posted:David Letterman asked Warren Zevon, who was dying of cancer, if he had any insights now that he was staring down his own mortality. His answer was "I know exactly how much I should enjoy every sandwich" Zevon also stated(I’m paraphrasing) ‘I hadn’t gone to the doctor in about 20 years, which now seems like a poor tactical decision’. When I was diagnosed with cancer after not going to the doctor for about 20 years, I thought about that. Many times.
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Aug 4, 2024 18:25
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dont it always seem to go that you dont know what you got til its gone pave paradise and put up a parking lot
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Grey Cat posted:How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real? Real eyes realize real lies
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