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credburn
Jun 22, 2016

I think Bad Andy was created to explain to Domino's customers why their pizzas are cold and awful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAFhqejR2WM



Haha what a bad employee!

Share some of your favorite memories, pictures or videos of Bad Andy IITt

credburn fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Aug 5, 2024

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
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Ultra Carp

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i only know of bad andy as an adult toy line, didn't know he also sold pizzas, that's cool

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Grimace would straight gently caress this guy up

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

U know whats one of the craziest parts about being human, it's that u can literally not think of poo poo since the moment you saw it like, 20 years ago or some poo poo, but it's still there. You see it again and you remember it. That's crazy man.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Like, no contest, Vegas wouldn't even lay odds

The athletic commission probably wouldn't even sanction it, they'd have to do it in a back alley someplace

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

They'd have to repurpose half their MAGA spambots to promote THE RETURN OF BAD ANDY... versus THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF MCDONALDLAND!!!

bit.ly/PizzaVsBurgs and then it pulls up a 240p stream of a junkyard, running off a server in somebody's basement in Prague

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Tell you what, OP... you're the President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club, this totally sounds like the kind of absurd poo poo that Spiner would go for. Get him on the phone, see if he'll get some balls rolling

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Ultra Carp

istewart posted:

Tell you what, OP... you're the President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club, this totally sounds like the kind of absurd poo poo that Spiner would go for. Get him on the phone, see if he'll get some balls rolling

lol do it op, u fuckin nerd

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

istewart posted:

Grimace would straight gently caress this guy

correct

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Bad Andy looks like Flat Eric's cousin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i have no idea what the hell that thing is OP

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

U know whats one of the craziest parts about being human, it's that u can literally not think of poo poo since the moment you saw it like, 20 years ago or some poo poo, but it's still there. You see it again and you remember it. That's crazy man.

Just think of all the bizarre early 2000s SA references that can surface decades later

Pinkly
Jul 15, 2010
Do you think Bad Andy could take the Noid in a fight? The Noid has the pizza crusher, but Andy is a rascal and I'm sure he fights dirty.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Thinking we got a new inhabitant for the GBS Holding Cell

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

gently caress i thought this was separate images

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

U know whats one of the craziest parts about being human, it's that u can literally not think of poo poo since the moment you saw it like, 20 years ago or some poo poo, but it's still there. You see it again and you remember it. That's crazy man.

Was this in your Netflix special?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

U know whats one of the craziest parts about being human, it's that u can literally not think of poo poo since the moment you smelled it like, 20 years ago or some poo poo, but it's still there. You smell it again and you remember it. That's crazy man.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

Pinkly posted:

Do you think Bad Andy could take the Noid in a fight? The Noid has the pizza crusher, but Andy is a rascal and I'm sure he fights dirty.

Andy's just lazy and bad at his job. The Noid has goals, he would tear the stuffing out of Andy.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I have no loving idea what you're talking about dude

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I don't know this Andy guy but he looks like a poor man's Mr. Oizo.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym


I thought Bonerchamp was the, uh, performance supplements they sell at gas stations in France

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

in retrospect what a baffling campaign. sorry your pizzas cold, this little loving gremlin ruined it

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

istewart posted:

I thought Bonerchamp was the, uh, performance supplements they sell at gas stations in France

Yeah, that's Bonerchamp. Andy Bernard is the Boner Champ.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

mailorder bees posted:

in retrospect what a baffling campaign. sorry your pizzas cold, this little loving gremlin ruined it

Avoid the Noid

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

every dominos pizza ive had mustve been noided

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
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Didn't the noid get arrested for contaminating food

Disco GreenJackets
Jun 2, 2024

POYO!
W H A T ? ?? ? ? ?

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Bogus Adventure posted:

Yeah, that's Bonerchamp. Andy Bernard is the Boner Champ.

Is Andy Bernard aware that he has the opportunity for such a lucrative endorsement deal? Or is he still held back by needless shame?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

istewart posted:

Is Andy Bernard aware that he has the opportunity for such a lucrative endorsement deal? Or is he still held back by needless shame?

Andy Bernard is holdings out for a Boner Champ endorsement deal from Cornell.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Every Domino's ad campaign is just a series of apologies for how bad their pizza is.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Extra Large Marge posted:

Every Domino's ad campaign is just a series of apologies for how bad their pizza is.

I'm going to be the brave boy who points out that their pan pizza is the only pizza that approximates what Pizza Hut pan pizza tasted like in the 90s every since Pizza Hut decided their winning strategy was to make their pizza taste like butthole

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007


cool tune

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Whenever I see a TARMP I see a bad Andy, just change to an orangey face and yellow patchy dye and a red tie.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

istewart posted:

Grimace would straight gently caress this guy up

:yeah:

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym


:v::respek::cool:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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hell yeah

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Are they related to the Bonzi Buddy

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