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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Pennsylvania is on the lips of many because it (seems?) to be a purple state which reminded me about how many times I hear about Philadelphia from the current/former residents that live there. There seems to be a sort of love for this city but also im not sure if its like “ahh yeah this is my home” or “this is actually a really good city”

So, current or past residents of Philadelphia: what’s it like? My only frame of reference is Los Angeles, CA and Berlin, DE so please be mindful to draw relevant comparisons.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


Pennsylvania's abbreviation is PA

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
oh

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

It is by far the most important city in america.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
:tastykake:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


they have benjamin franklin’s bones and like to set their town on fire when they win at football

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


TrashMammal posted:

they have benjamin franklin’s bones and like to set their town on fire when they win at football

fixed

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Good spot for going to see Indian movies and just being in a theater full of people going absolutely apeshit

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The movies will literally have spots designed for it to pause for a few seconds so the audience can have a moment to lose their minds lol, it happens all the time when a character suddenly pops in and it's a huge Indian moviestar.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


some call them the “mitch hedberg” of sports related arson

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


TrashMammal posted:

some call them the “mitch hedberg” of sports related arson

they like throwing batteries, too

edit: and hate Santa Claus

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


benjamin franklin isn’t the only skeleton. they also have many others that they keep in a spooky museum for medical professionals and deviant weirdos who love looking at dead people

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

pn lol

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
the queer district has some good bars and restaurants.

the city hall citadel seems like it was designed for the seat of a fascist empire,
and there's a huge weird old pipe organ in the department store next door.

don't go on touristing the Kensington Avenue zombie safari, it's not right.

looking at old pictures, seems like it was once a great city.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Penisylvannia

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Probably a cool place to live if you enjoy delicious but unhealthy sandwiches, other than that I have no idea OP

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
i can't stop complaining about GBS
filthiest city I've ever stayed in, loud until past 3 am, alleyways that undulate and breathe because they are wall to wall covered in cock roaches, and rats scurry about your feet. What do you want to know about it. Love the mutter museum especially.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I hear it's always sunny.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
i can't stop complaining about GBS
There were a lot of nation of Islam/black muslim folks, that was cool

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

filthiest city I've ever stayed in, loud until past 3 am, alleyways that undulate and breathe because they are wall to wall covered in cock roaches, and rats scurry about your feet. What do you want to know about it. Love the mutter museum especially.

lmao

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


thats just the philly terroir

Roleplaying Dad
Jan 23, 2005

Invisibilityrific
I went to grad school in Philly. It is quite smelly, op.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
i can't stop complaining about GBS
If your in the town or even just driving past, do yourself a favor and drop in on the mutter museum, or hell, pack up the fam, it's great

Roleplaying Dad
Jan 23, 2005

Invisibilityrific

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

filthiest city I've ever stayed in, loud until past 3 am, alleyways that undulate and breathe because they are wall to wall covered in cock roaches, and rats scurry about your feet. What do you want to know about it. Love the mutter museum especially.

When's the last time you went to the Mutter? I haven't been in like 10 years (it was awesome) but their new executive director is poo poo (I have worked for her, not at Mutter) and was making all sorts of terrible changes and she was blaming the staff.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
i can't stop complaining about GBS
I went in 2017, it didn't seem drastically different at that point than it had been in 2010 when I frequented it

Roleplaying Dad
Jan 23, 2005

Invisibilityrific

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I went in 2017, it didn't seem drastically different at that point than it had been in 2010 when I frequented it

Ah yeah, she started in 2022. They're also having issues with new NAGPRA laws about the display of human remains and management hasn't handled it well.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
i can't stop complaining about GBS
Yeah, it's an ethically fraught area of inquiry for sure. Overall I'd say philly would be a good place for a Frankenstein to live, or maybe if you have an Adams family or Munsters type household, others beware

Roleplaying Dad
Jan 23, 2005

Invisibilityrific
The Ben Franklin impersonator and Betsy Ross impersonator got married several years ago and that's just adorable :3

ETA: Ben Franklin died back in 2017 :(

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
My uncle was literally the assistant da of philly and I hate him if that gives you any idea

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Aesop Poprock posted:

My uncle was literally the assistant da of philly and I hate him if that gives you any idea

Most of my posts are jokes but this one is real

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Roleplaying Dad posted:

The Ben Franklin impersonator and Betsy Ross impersonator got married several years ago and that's just adorable :3

ETA: Ben Franklin died back in 2017 :(

Hundreds of years old!!

Roleplaying Dad
Jan 23, 2005

Invisibilityrific

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Hundreds of years old!!

More like the forever 84 club

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

if you are not American-City you might be in for a trip to the EMS if you visit Philadephia

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I'm a mostly philly native but when I went to Trenton to see Beck in my late teens I accidentally followed mapquest printouts twice looping around the Ben Franklin

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

mst4k posted:

if you are not American-City you might be in for a trip to the EMS if you visit Philadephia

na, you're fine but do get a tetanus shot before you use the subway.

Roleplaying Dad
Jan 23, 2005

Invisibilityrific
Reading Terminal Market is just the best. I miss that bitch so hard. With all the Amish people and their amazing pastries and the chinese food stalls next to fish markets and the scrapple diner.

I miss Philly so much sometimes, but drat does it smell bad there.

First thing I noticed when I moved away: Philly 👏 smells 👏gross 👏

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Roleplaying Dad posted:

Reading Terminal Market is just the best. I miss that bitch so hard. With all the Amish people and their amazing pastries and the chinese food stalls next to fish markets and the scrapple diner.

I miss Philly so much sometimes, but drat does it smell bad there.

First thing I noticed when I moved away: Philly 👏 smells 👏gross 👏

Most cities seem to smell like anus to me

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Most cities seem to smell like anus to me

Yeah this is not an exaggeration

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I grew up in Philadelphia and currently live in Chicago. They both smell awful

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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I’ve never been there but some day I’m gonna do an east coast US road trip and I wanna go to sheetz and wawa. And the freaky museum I guess. I’m mostly in this for how attached Americans get to their convenience stores.

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