SERPUS posted:

Dated a girl who liked being pissed on. At first, I would only do it in the shower after I was really well hydrated. Clear urine, more sterile. This was a regular thing, part of foreplay. Soon enough we graduated to vinyl bedsheets and "sex towels". This girl seriously could not get wet without... getting wet. One day she confessed that the best piss was dehydrated morning piss. The hot yellow vitamin-chocked stuff that stains the rim of your toilet bowl. I obliged. I drank three cans of Dr. Pepper before going to bed and really struggled to hold it all night. Cue eight in the morning, my alarm goes off and I feel her nudging me. I had a rock-solid morning wood, but I was able to pee anyways. I laid on my back and started pissing. Her head was on my chest, facing my dick with her mouth wide open. I remember feeling the hot piss dripping down my ribs and puddling in the small of my back, completely contained by the vinyl bedsheets. As soon as I was done peeing, she climbed up and rode me until she orgasmed twice. Afterwards, I got up and took a shower and got ready for work. She did the laundry. We stayed together another 4 months. Now someone else pisses on her.