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Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



Hypothetically let's say that you are stranded on the International Space Station due to problems with the space ship ride back home to earth. The next space ship ride home doesn't launch until 6 months from now.

What are some things you can do with your time on the Space Station?

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Float

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Recycle my piss.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 36 hours!
Jack it

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Sleep upright

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Definitely seems like a good time to explore your gay side

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
recycle grey cat's piss

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


vow to never ride boeing again

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Find out how many millinewtons of force are exerted in an ejaculation.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Get around to beating "Final Fantasy VIII"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

Extra Large Marge posted:

Get around to beating "Final Fantasy VIII"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 36 hours!
Start a VLOG

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

burn the gently caress up on reentry after NASA caves to pressure from Boeing and tells me to get in the Starliner, everything is fine, Boeing says they ironed the bugs out

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
just chill w the other astronauts

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

catch up on my steam unplayed catalog

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

make a still and get loving wasted

i bet a space hangover feels the worst

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if someone else brought an instrument learn how to play it and i have zero musical playing experience outside the recorder in grade school, hopefully its a saxaphone

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

watch all the extended lord of the rings movies and all the special features included on the DVDs

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Make up new constellations. Get in loud arguments with constellations. Pout after losing the arguments.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Imagine where your cum goes though it's not gonna go where you want it to

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Aesop Poprock posted:

Imagine where your cum goes though it's not gonna go where you want it to

Don't threaten me with a good time

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Complain nonstop

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

See if i can spin around by farting

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dixville posted:

Don't threaten me with a good time

2004 movie where Steve carell jerks off in space and can't avoid his own jizz

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
i can't stop complaining about GBS

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

I'd so learn the recorder imagine the other people in the station it'd be amazing.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
short Boeing stock

LBTlover88QTGo5
Aug 8, 2024

by vyelkin
Have you ever seen a baby animal learn how to walk? It's all smiles and joy because learning how to move is fun. How cool would it be to experience that as an adult? Learn how to move in a whole new way and master your truly 3 dimensional environment. Normally when you are in space it is all on the clock all the time. So most 'nauts are floating through life doing the jobs they are supposed to do, sleeping, working out and having some personal time (maybe with themselves or with someone else?). But that's the level of crawling or maybe scooting where your movement is to fulfill a task. I'm talking like bronze age bull jumping, gymnastics, etc. Really see what the human body can do with unlimited waking time per day in zero gravity.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Grey Cat posted:

Recycle my piss.

Ooh! That's a good one! Can I also say "recycle my piss" or is that copying?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

If they don’t have to summon a medic to examine my penis via satellite link for overexertion have I really been in space

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Finally catch that elusive full body shot of the OPs mum.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Hack the space station and fly around the solar system.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Moon the moon. There's windows on that thing, right?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

I wouldn’t worry about it too much, the Space Madness will kick in well before the 6 months are up

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
Develop facial edema, kidney stones, bone and muscle atrophy, cardiovascular problems and near sightedness.

Also for good measure receive the equivalent dose of a few thousands of chest X-rays, that sort of thing

Maybe spend some time with your attorney drafting a lawsuit against Boeing for being fuckups and making the most irritating boer look competent.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Try to knock it out of orbit by running in place.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
Find the leak.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
Infect the other members of the crew

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

say poo poo like "drat, those alien scum are gonna pay for shooting down my ride"

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frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
Cause a leak

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