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Hypothetically let's say that you are stranded on the International Space Station due to problems with the space ship ride back home to earth. The next space ship ride home doesn't launch until 6 months from now. What are some things you can do with your time on the Space Station?
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 03:34 |
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# ? Sep 9, 2024 09:19 |
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Float
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 03:34 |
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Recycle my piss.
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 03:35 |
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Jack it
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 03:38 |
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Sleep upright
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 03:41 |
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Definitely seems like a good time to explore your gay side
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 03:46 |
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recycle grey cat's piss
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 03:47 |
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vow to never ride boeing again
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 03:49 |
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redshirt posted:Jack it Find out how many millinewtons of force are exerted in an ejaculation.
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 03:56 |
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Get around to beating "Final Fantasy VIII"
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:00 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:Get around to beating "Final Fantasy VIII"
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:03 |
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Start a VLOG
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:04 |
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burn the gently caress up on reentry after NASA caves to pressure from Boeing and tells me to get in the Starliner, everything is fine, Boeing says they ironed the bugs out
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:13 |
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just chill w the other astronauts
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:33 |
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catch up on my steam unplayed catalog
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:45 |
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make a still and get loving wasted i bet a space hangover feels the worst
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:45 |
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if someone else brought an instrument learn how to play it and i have zero musical playing experience outside the recorder in grade school, hopefully its a saxaphone
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:47 |
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watch all the extended lord of the rings movies and all the special features included on the DVDs
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:51 |
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Make up new constellations. Get in loud arguments with constellations. Pout after losing the arguments.
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:55 |
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redshirt posted:Jack it Imagine where your cum goes though it's not gonna go where you want it to
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:55 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Imagine where your cum goes though it's not gonna go where you want it to Don't threaten me with a good time
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:56 |
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Complain nonstop
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 04:58 |
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See if i can spin around by farting
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 05:01 |
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Dixville posted:Don't threaten me with a good time 2004 movie where Steve carell jerks off in space and can't avoid his own jizz
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 05:09 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Complain nonstop
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 05:30 |
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I'd so learn the recorder imagine the other people in the station it'd be amazing.
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 05:52 |
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short Boeing stock
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 06:06 |
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Have you ever seen a baby animal learn how to walk? It's all smiles and joy because learning how to move is fun. How cool would it be to experience that as an adult? Learn how to move in a whole new way and master your truly 3 dimensional environment. Normally when you are in space it is all on the clock all the time. So most 'nauts are floating through life doing the jobs they are supposed to do, sleeping, working out and having some personal time (maybe with themselves or with someone else?). But that's the level of crawling or maybe scooting where your movement is to fulfill a task. I'm talking like bronze age bull jumping, gymnastics, etc. Really see what the human body can do with unlimited waking time per day in zero gravity.
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 06:08 |
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Grey Cat posted:Recycle my piss. Ooh! That's a good one! Can I also say "recycle my piss" or is that copying?
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 06:15 |
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If they don’t have to summon a medic to examine my penis via satellite link for overexertion have I really been in space
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 06:15 |
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Finally catch that elusive full body shot of the OPs mum.
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 06:25 |
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Hack the space station and fly around the solar system.
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 06:44 |
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Moon the moon. There's windows on that thing, right?
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 06:44 |
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I wouldn’t worry about it too much, the Space Madness will kick in well before the 6 months are up
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 06:45 |
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Develop facial edema, kidney stones, bone and muscle atrophy, cardiovascular problems and near sightedness. Also for good measure receive the equivalent dose of a few thousands of chest X-rays, that sort of thing Maybe spend some time with your attorney drafting a lawsuit against Boeing for being fuckups and making the most irritating boer look competent.
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 06:46 |
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Try to knock it out of orbit by running in place.
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 07:00 |
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Find the leak.
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 07:26 |
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Infect the other members of the crew
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 07:27 |
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say poo poo like "drat, those alien scum are gonna pay for shooting down my ride"
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 07:27 |
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# ? Sep 9, 2024 09:19 |
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Cause a leak
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# ? Aug 8, 2024 07:35 |