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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I heard in a movie once, "hands are the idle playthings of devils" and my nephew showed me a magic trick where his hands turned into a church with lots of folks who died after he flipped the church over which leads me to question why god gave us hands in the first place. have you ever looked at your hands? they do a lot of jobs that flippers couldn't muster and they make knees wish they were dead. you can rock, paper and scissor someone else's hands or shake hands with a business minded dog. You can even eat the hand that feeds you if you're a cannibalistic invalid but good luck getting the other one unless someone is feeding you hands

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz0yEIf7H5g

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

If u take a ton of mushrooms your hands will do the craziest poo poo!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Inferior to shaw brothers supernatural movies where toaist magicians defeat evil by manifesting giant fireballs with mudras

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Sasuke uses Naruto's hand to form the seal for his fireball jutso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1raor77tH0k

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

If u take a ton of mushrooms your hands will do the craziest poo poo!!!

lsd is better for this op (yourre not op sorry sorry. how are you, tho? hows ur night? im kind of glad we got a chance to talk)

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
You can pet all the cats in the world :unsmith:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGodkjpM-IU

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Les Os posted:

I heard in a movie once, "hands are the idle playthings of devils" and my nephew showed me a magic trick where his hands turned into a church with lots of folks who died after he flipped the church over which leads me to question why god gave us hands in the first place. have you ever looked at your hands? they do a lot of jobs that flippers couldn't muster and they make knees wish they were dead. you can rock, paper and scissor someone else's hands or shake hands with a business minded dog. You can even eat the hand that feeds you if you're a cannibalistic invalid but good luck getting the other one unless someone is feeding you hands
lol

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Sasuke uses Naruto's hand to form the seal for his fireball jutso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1raor77tH0k
god sasuke's fire jutsus never loving worked. they're like cena's springboard stunner, ya never won a match off it kid why do it

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Eat spaghetti by the fist fulls

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Cubone posted:

god sasuke's fire jutsus never loving worked. they're like cena's springboard stunner, ya never won a match off it kid why do it

Sasuke had one fight that he won versus Itachi he is not a very efficient fighter

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I'm always fidgeting and am very familiar with an assortment of knot tying, worrybeads, origami etc

I'm interpreter level fluent in sign language which is pretty cool

And basically any fiddly level task I pick up very quickly

Otherwise I have some degree of skill in boxing, so I shadow box to pass the time when I'm just idle the ole 1-2-3 is fun to coordinate and catch counters are Hellas slick to pull off

GreatMrPopo
Apr 17, 2003
i love kami-sama

Secks Cauldron posted:

You can pet all the cats in the world :unsmith:

Hell yeah

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

up your bum

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 35 hours!
Jack it

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

You really can't though they're my favorite animals but some of them are rude

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

gesticulate animatedly while talking. thats what i do at leasy

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Touch your cat :smuggo:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Fondle your d & b’s (non sexual)

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Fondle your d & b’s (non sexual)

dinner and breakfasts?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

drum and bass

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
dad and brothers

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
l'etranger

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Slap a pig one its rear end

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

GABA ghoul posted:

Slap a pig one its balls

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Willie and the hand jive

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
They call them fingers but I’ve never seen them fing

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
oh there they go

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Roll a quarter between your fingers. Takes a bit of practice though.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Internetjack posted:

Roll a quarter between your fingers. Takes a bit of practice though.

you could also flip a big rear end heavy silver coin like a 1901 imperial funf mark

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
rub them together to generate warmth

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Count up to the number of fingers you have.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
u can pick ur nose

or ur bum

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Finger picking a guitar.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
You ever thought about how they're called fingers... what is finging anyway? How does something fing?? I just want to know.

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Donglepuss
Jul 20, 2024

by vyelkin

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

If u take a ton of mushrooms your hands will do the craziest poo poo!!!

Smoke /b/luntz w/ me!!!!!!!!!

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