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In retrospect, it was (and lots of kids I knew were CONVINCED this was true) that dick van dyke had to change his name from penis van lesbian. If you think about it for 5 seconds it makes no sense, why would his parents name him that and why would he pick a name that meant the same thing
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That you are a good poster  
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PH thread, let 'er rip boys. I guess the Richard Gere gerbil or the Marilyn Manson ribs.
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Marilyn Manson removing his bottom ribs so hw could suck his own dick e.fb  e. chemtrails, haarp, gnomes, all that stupid poo poo Tijuana-A-Go-Go fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Aug 9, 2024 |
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The flashing headlights and get murdered by a gang myth. Stupid as gently caress, the only reason they're going to kill me is because I can't see them without their headlights on and they plow into me.
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Marilyn Manson's ribs.Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:gnomes Wait, what?
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credburn posted:Marilyn Manson's ribs. People are always talking, gnomes this, gnomes that. I'm not having any of it
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:People are always talking, gnomes this, gnomes that. I'm not having any of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClezDg8n6uw
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The chupacabra
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All the weird dumb poo poo chuds made up about Mr Rogers having tattoos or having killed people in nam or being gay
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If the teacher is 5 min late you can go to study hall
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Grey Cat posted:The flashing headlights and get murdered by a gang myth. Stupid as gently caress, the only reason they're going to kill me is because I can't see them without their headlights on and they plow into me.
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No one ever put free drugs in my Halloween candy. 
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There are ghost cars all over these highways
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Mikey being killed by pop rocks and drinking soda.
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Probably pencil and cum rocks making a huge scene. I don't remember any actual urban legend becoming a thing lest 90s influence made it that way. gently caress em tho.
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If you swallow gum, you never poop it out. It just collects in your gut for several years before you blast a massive gum dookie from the buildup.
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the bullets from an m-16 will tumble in the air which causes bigger wounds!
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Basically every urban candy that was lit would kill you. My brothers bag of pizzer goldfish were a golden light. Then we had some sega helmet that had handlebar controls on the corner but poo poo was LIT
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Grey Cat posted:The flashing headlights and get murdered by a gang myth. Stupid as gently caress, the only reason they're going to kill me is because I can't see them without their headlights on and they plow into me. It’s absolutely this one or the one about watermelon seeds growing into a watermelon in your stomach.
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These days the gang won’t kill you if you flash your high beams but Old Man Foxnews will shoot you if you turn around in his driveway.
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ngl it's kind of wild how widespread the marylin manson/other celeb got a rib removed to suck their own penis legend was
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You Are A Werewolf posted:If you swallow gum, you never poop it out. It just collects in your gut for several years before you blast a massive gum dookie from the buildup. Xanthan gum, it never leaves your system, you can't digest it, therefore it just becomes a part of you and.
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The Rod Stewart ‘had his stomach pumped and it was full of cum’ urban legend when I was about ten years old in 1977 or so. Even though I was a dumbass kid, I saw Rod always had the most stunningly attractive girlfriends, so I didn’t buy it even then.
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Grey Cat posted:The flashing headlights and get murdered by a gang myth. Stupid as gently caress, the only reason they're going to kill me is because I can't see them without their headlights on and they plow into me. How is this supposed to work, anyway? I see a car without the headlights on and flash my lights and then the gang member is supposed to follow me home and kill me?
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A cop has to tell you that they’re a cop if you ask them, even if they’re under-cover.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:ngl it's kind of wild how widespread the marylin manson/other celeb got a rib removed to suck their own penis legend was It kinda owns actually. I would say the various "my uncle worked at Nintendo and..." fake cheats like finding Mew under the truck at the St Anne and the secret temple of light (?) in ocarina of time and whatever. Although the original Pokémon games did have some freaky weird glitches so it made things seem feasible.
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if you rearrange the songs on the Tool album Lateralus in a different order based on some bizarre intepretation of the Fibonacci sequence you unlock the "real" album also, Andrew WK is actually like three different people in some sort of "Dread Pirate Roberts" type scheme
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Earwicker posted:if you rearrange the songs on the Tool album Lateralus in a different order based on some bizarre intepretation of the Fibonacci sequence you unlock the "real" album He's playable in Backyard Wrestling 2 on the PS2 featuring Violent J
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MoonshineWilly posted:How is this supposed to work, anyway? I see a car without the headlights on and flash my lights and then the gang member is supposed to follow me home and kill me? Yes, that is the entire premise.
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Flashing headlights is meant to warn people the other direction there's cops and/or a speed trap up ahead. It's a fundamental part of our road system (Aus). Edit: it was probably the same in the US and the cops spread the myth of gang members so people wouldn't get warned and therefore they ticket people more.
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MoonshineWilly posted:How is this supposed to work, anyway? I see a car without the headlights on and flash my lights and then the gang member is supposed to follow me home and kill me? Basically, yeah. The idea is that neferious gang members will go around without their headlights on and follow and kill the first person who flicks their high beams as some sort of initiation ritual. The dumbest one I remember people believe is the "Advil in Coke" thing.
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syntaxfunction posted:Flashing headlights is meant to warn people the other direction there's cops and/or a speed trap up ahead. It's a fundamental part of our road system (Aus). This makes sense. Pigs spread the candy drugs rumor and satanic panic poo poo.
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Grew up with Weird New Jersey and the dumbest thing we did was the Pig Lady thing on Duke Parkway off 206.
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if you define the A above middle C as 432hz instead of 440hz (the current standard) your music will be more in touch with the ~Natural Frequencies of the Earth~
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Earwicker posted:if you define the A above middle C as 432hz instead of 440hz (the current standard) your music will be more in touch with the ~Natural Frequencies of the Earth~ I need to hear more about this one
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kntfkr posted:Grew up with Weird New Jersey and the dumbest thing we did was the Pig Lady thing on Duke Parkway off 206. Did you ever go to Shadytown in Skillman? I think it was officially called Princeton Residential Psychiatric or something like that. Edit: North Princeton Developmental Center, though it was a whole village that was at times a state run psychiatric hospital. WILDTURKEY101 fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Aug 10, 2024 |
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Arrhythmia posted:I need to hear more about this one this article does a pretty decent job of explaining the history of it from a scientific approach https://emastered.com/blog/432-hz-tuning-standard if you want the more woo oriented perspective of people who think music where A4=432hz will Heal You, youtube has a few hundred videos on that Earwicker fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Aug 10, 2024 |
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Earwicker posted:this article does a pretty decent job of explaining the history of the debate from a scientific approach once i was at the library using the computer to apply for jobs and there was a homeless woman watching youtube videos of sounds that would supposedly cause your brain to reach higher frequencies of perception or some other bullshit and it made me vaguely sad
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Earwicker posted:this article does a pretty decent job of explaining the history of it from a scientific approach Lol I absolutely want someone's turquoise decked aunt performing reiki to strangely tuned music
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