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The General
Mar 4, 2007



I didn't choose this :smith:
If not, are they allowed if contained to a single thread? Asking for a friend.

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

No. Submitting the ban+30 now.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

No. The rules say that if a man shall drink of wine or beer and drinks full so that he speaks as a fool in another's home or at a tavern which serves drink or food he shall be thrown into the river.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I didn't choose this :smith:
What about the people with Auto Brewery Syndrome? Are they banned from posting on SA? If so that sounds illegal.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The General posted:

What about the people with Auto Brewery Syndrome? Are they banned from posting on SA? If so that sounds illegal.

The rules say that if a man has a body so as to be unnatural to the normal rule of things which may make him speak as a fool in another's home or at a tavern which serves wine or food he shall have ten gul from out of his coffer and he shall not be thrown into the river but his wife shall take his place and be thrown into the river.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Its in the sticky

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I didn't choose this :smith:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The rules say that if a man has a body so as to be unnatural to the normal rule of things which may make him speak as a fool in another's home or at a tavern which serves wine or food he shall have ten gul from out of his coffer and he shall not be thrown into the river but his wife shall take his place and be thrown into the river.

One and/or both of us are having a stroke.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
You can say whatever the gently caress you want as long as you sneak in a cofefe which grants presidential immunity.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
You're technically allowed to drunk post if you fill it with racial slurs because you'll be banned for those instead of the drunkenness

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Don't drink and :five:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Imagine posting sober.

:shudder:

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Everyone has been posting drunk since at least 2020

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I didn't choose this :smith:

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Imagine posting sober.

:shudder:

This is a horrible thought and I don't want to imagine it anymore :smith:

pig labeled 3
Jan 3, 2007

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The rules say that if a man has a body so as to be unnatural to the normal rule of things which may make him speak as a fool in another's home or at a tavern which serves wine or food he shall have ten gul from out of his coffer and he shall not be thrown into the river but his wife shall take his place and be thrown into the river.

Finally some loving clarity

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Why does nobody read the holy immutable Forum Rules?? Hello?? Mods??

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Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

EorayMel posted:

Why does nobody read the holy immutable Forum Rules?? Hello?? Mods??



Cool rules, nerdlinger! I wonder what they say about... BACKSEAT MODERATING?! :twisted:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Songbearer posted:

Cool rules, nerdlinger! I wonder what they say about... BACKSEAT MODERATING?! :twisted:

:hmmyes:

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:



Awww, but what about my iconic catchphrase?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I wonder how many goons got banned for drunk posting in 2007 twenty posts into the website and moved on to something else, and then also ponder what they are doing now

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Grey Cat posted:

Awww, but what about my iconic catchphrase?

But which one?! There are so many!!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

If catchphrases are banned how the gently caress do they get away with "have you guys heard about this?"

Absolute favouritism, for shame.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I didn't choose this :smith:

Grey Cat posted:

Awww, but what about my iconic catchphrase?

Say the line Bart Grey Cat.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


The General posted:

Say the line Bart Grey Cat.

I can't I'll get in trouble. :ohdear:

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

I am most often affected by cannabis and beer when I post.

:350:

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I didn't choose this :smith:

Grey Cat posted:

I can't I'll get in trouble. :ohdear:

It's okay, I will get in trouble for you.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Grey Cat posted:

I can't I'll get in trouble. :ohdear:

Please.

Everyone loves you.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


The General posted:

It's okay, I will get in trouble for you.



Okay, but mods better honor this.

"Be Grey, Do Crime"

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
something about the parent forum will make this thread sad soon if not already

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

cumpantry posted:

something about the parent forum will make this thread sad soon if not already

Parent forum?

Whereupon posters tell other posters how to raise their children?

:wtf:

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I didn't choose this :smith:
I assume they meant forum parents. AKA mods.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


The parent forum as in the bigger forum conglomerate that owns Something Awful.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


GBS runs the forums
There is no parent forum, we are the parent forum

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Grey Cat posted:

Okay, but mods better honor this.

"Be Grey, Do Crime"


Just a note to the mods if a forum poster does do a crime then the forums will be considered liable for promoting it. I am a federal appeals court judge in the 5th circuit and this is settled case law.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
im drunk 24 hours a day i have a problem

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you can’t post drunk or high, and i don’t want to hear about anyone posting on caffeine neither, stay off the bean or at least go somewhere else

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Just got back from Starbucks. Everything settled yet?

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

only if it's a mix of ambien and boxed wine, then you leave the door to the SA office unlocked and post welcoming goons to stop in while you fall asleep

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Grey Cat posted:

"Be Grey, Do Crime"

:hellyeah:

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

nobody's finding out what substances I post on, so I don't end up with a gaggle of inferior knockoffs in my wake. smh at you giving away the recipe to your secret posting sauce like a dingus

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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

it has always been allowable to post while drunk or high so long as you do not draw attention to the fact or make it obvious, outside of specific threads for that purpose.

its pretty much the same as being drunk or high in public.

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