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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I supposedly won a free starbucks coffee lovers box
Starbucks Coffee Lovers Box?
Yes, you should pursue this excellent prize
No, you should delete this email
gently caress you for posting this garbage thread pencilhands 2.0
Goku emailing his grandpa
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 Well, it's something different in my inbox instead of Red Cross blood drive emails constantly telling me what the next blood drive's date is for the past two weeks. Let's see who has blessed me:

Off to a good start. What about this email's contents itself?



Okie dokie, but scrolling down more...



Weird. Why is the unsubscribe button so tiny and why is there so much wasted space above it?

And why can I keep scrolling down and down, like scrolling down 10 monitors worth of space? Not kidding. And there's something at the very bottom of the email.

Are you ready? I'm not sure I am but...



:catstare:

And for shits and giggles, I did click on the green box in the email:


:hmmyes:

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 21:15
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# ? Sep 9, 2024 08:38
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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 thast crazy op

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 21:20
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Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


 Extremely Huell Howserly: wooow

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 21:25
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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

 That's hosed up OP I'm sorry

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 21:44
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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

 Put the coffee up your butt

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 21:45
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
reply to them with goatse, report back results

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 21:45
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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

 That espresso machine is pretty cool irl

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 21:45
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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
jdoqocy dotcom

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 22:51
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Mylan
Jun 19, 2002



 How'd they know you're a starbucks coffee lover

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 22:53
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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

 Bookmarking this thread for the next time OP complains about pencilhands

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 22:53
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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Bookmarking this thread for the next time OP complains about pencilhands

lol

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 22:55
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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The beast we awoke hath been untamed
Eyes of fireth and wings of a flame

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Bookmarking this thread for the next time OP complains about pencilhands

Lmfao

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 23:01
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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

 What do you expect us to discuss OP?

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 23:11
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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Bookmarking this thread for the next time OP complains about pencilhands
* # ? Aug 13, 2024 23:12
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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 go post a ban about it op

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 23:13
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Valko
Sep 18, 2015
 looks more like a childrens arts and crafts playset than anything to do wit coffee

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 23:14
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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
It says right there that the number of prizes is limited so I don't know why you're wasting time asking us

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 23:16
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

go post a ban about it op

Certainly. :tipshat:

pogothemonkey0 posted:

just suckin some DICKKKKKKKKK!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
* # ? Aug 13, 2024 23:32
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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The implicit tragedy of the last poll option.

* # ? Aug 13, 2024 23:40
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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 Since robots don't drink coffee can I have it op

* # ? Aug 14, 2024 00:13
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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 Drink the forbidden bean juice, op.

* # ? Aug 14, 2024 05:09
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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 jesus christ OP you posted this offer on Aug 13, 2024 20:15 and its now Aug 14, 2024 05:07 i wouldnt be surposed if all the prizes are gone by now im typing as fast ands i cant getg this word out

* # ? Aug 14, 2024 06:07
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