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OK I know this movie doesn't come out till next year and what we know rn is limited but I'm fed up with this WOKE LIB BULLSHIT crapping up my favorite franchises!!! Just from the trailer I can already tell this is gonna be a loving disaster -Gumby is GREEN. HES ALWAYS BEEN GREEN. he's not loving teal, or turquoise, like it shoes him in the trailer....gently caress this pandering, identity politics poo poo!!! #MakeGumbyGreenAgain -Gumbys dad, Gumbo, was always a masculine fireman and a good father figure and loving but strict husband to Gumba, as he should be. Now he's divorced and apparently GAY???!? That certainly appears to be the dynamic between him and the new policeman character Gumbert based on the trailer. -Pokey's dead???? There were lots of other shocking bits of the trailer, please help me assemble all of the terrible bits so we can draft a letter to Legendary Pictures and let them know the fans won't stand for this WOKE bullshit!!!!!1
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Gumby got cancelled for what he done to those robits
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Aug 15, 2024 01:17
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Gumby is hung
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Gumby is hung.
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For real, though, see who bought the rights to Gumby a few years ago.
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THEYBY 2025
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free hubcaps posted:OK I know this movie doesn't come out till next year and what we know rn is limited but I'm fed up with this WOKE LIB BULLSHIT crapping up my favorite franchises!!! Just from the trailer I can already tell this is gonna be a loving disaster Yo Critical Drinker make a video about it.
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Aug 15, 2024 01:39
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when gumby said his pronouns my kids and i left the theater in disgust
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Aug 15, 2024 02:14
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EorayMel posted:Cumby
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Aug 15, 2024 03:46
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I'm not allowed to talk about politics but I hope this is all in jest I hope they don't do that to gumby
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Chris Pratt as Gumby
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Sorry OP but the movie's already been out for quite some time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NtRnGryjBY
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My father, currently 78 years old, hates Gumby and always has. I remember when I was 8 or 9 years old he and my older brother got into a back and forth where my brother would hide a little 5-inch tall Gumby figure in places my father would stumble across it. In his desk drawer, on the car dashboard, perched on the doorknob when my father got home from work. Just silly stuff like that. My dad would always trash talk Gumby a bit and give it back to my brother, jokingly threatening consequences. Then one time my brother did it and instead of returning Gumby, my father hung him from a yarn noose. The next time my brother did it, Gumby disappeared entirely. To this day he will not tell us what he did with that Gumby. I've always wanted to find a large inflatable Gumby, sneak it into my dad's house while I'm visiting, and blow it up and leave it in his bedroom while he's asleep. I think it'd be fun to make my dad wake up and find a huge Gumby looming over him.
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My dad hated gumby too, thought it was too violent and he didn't think it was appropriate that he used swears
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I wish I could go back to sleep
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:My dad hated gumby too, thought it was too violent and he didn't think it was appropriate that he used swears "Get your loving rear end in the truck you shitbag horse." ~ Gumby
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ChickenHeart posted:Sorry OP but the movie's already been out for quite some time Robot rumps?! 
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They took our Gumby!
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Aug 15, 2024 04:28
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EorayMel posted:Cumby
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Gumby got into some hosed up adventures. Sometimes they'd do some weird psychedelic poo poo other times they'd turn into weird poo poo to fight people
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Gumby gives me negative feelings. He would walk up like a golem and kill you with that expression on his face.
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I implore all those who haven't yet to watch the 1995 Gumby movie. I dare you, double dog. It's an amazingly testament to the fact that all you need to make a good movie is silly clay insanity with absolutely no sense or grip to reality to speak of. The first five minutes feels like a movie on it's own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtVskuj2bao I don't have high hopes for this new Gumby cartoon thats coming out soon. Not because muh woke or anything, just because 2d animated gumby doesn't make sense to me. The entire kistch and charm of the series is that claymation, that tinny audio, the quaintness of it all. I'll watch it when it comes out to form my full opinion tho'   wait just a darn minute there...  ruhroh.
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I didn’t know people gave a poo poo about Gumby in 2024, are there people who give a poo poo about huckleberry hound or underdog? Maybe OP can get a Dennis the menace reboot going
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Wait, it's just generic animated poo poo? What's even the point of Gumby if you can't sort of appreciate the sheer amount of time somebody spent manipulating a physical model to get dubiously entertaining results 
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Cassette Moodcore posted:I didn’t know people gave a poo poo about Gumby in 2024, are there people who give a poo poo about huckleberry hound or underdog?  you're huckin' with the wrong dog buddy also while trying to find a suitable angry huckleberry hound image i found this:  the kids ain't alright
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Pokey was poisoned by an insane neighbor who was convinced he was pissing on her rose bushes every night and woke up the family daily by angrily pounding on the windows and shrieking.
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Budzilla posted:Yo Critical Drinker make a video about it. This neu fookin Goomby moovie is the woorst ting since whatever neu Star Wars show I was mad aboot last week because Kathleen Kennedy peersonally murdered all the white bouys in it and transed everyone. I'm so angry aboot it, I will now play a clip of Tyrion Lannister vomiting eight times in a row while I swig a Jack Daniels I boot at a gas station last week.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:My father, currently 78 years old, hates Gumby and always has. I remember when I was 8 or 9 years old he and my older brother got into a back and forth where my brother would hide a little 5-inch tall Gumby figure in places my father would stumble across it. In his desk drawer, on the car dashboard, perched on the doorknob when my father got home from work. Just silly stuff like that. My dad would always trash talk Gumby a bit and give it back to my brother, jokingly threatening consequences. Then one time my brother did it and instead of returning Gumby, my father hung him from a yarn noose. The next time my brother did it, Gumby disappeared entirely. To this day he will not tell us what he did with that Gumby. he but cumby in his rear end
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Bad Purchase posted:when gumby said ***** pronouns my kids and i left the theater in disgust
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I have been saying for years, YEARS, that if they ever brought Gumby back they would try to erase Grundlebus from history, and goons called me crazy and said I was making a big deal out of nothing just because nobody had bought the rights to Gumby or mentioned or thought about Gumby for thirty years and there was no indication that they would remove the character of Grundlebus the Fruckle, without LISTENING TO WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY loving SAYING. well, here we are, assclowns. Gumby is back and what's this? no Grundlebus. he's not on the imdb cast page, his page is gone from the unofficial Gumby fan wiki, I can't even find an image of him online. I can't even find my old Gumby posts mentioning him! the framed photo I have of me with my Grundlebus bedsheets as a child is beginning to fade away. the bastards really did it. Grundlebus is being erased from history. I tried to warn you. I tried to warn everybody
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3TX27dmtSE You cannot escape Pokey. No matter where you are, no matter what time period you inhabit. He will find you. And you WILL eat Goo's Pies. Edit:  Goo: "You see Prickle? I control the robots with-  Goo: This little radio computer!"  Prickle: "she has RETRACTABLE FINGERS?" Prickle: "Uhhh...yeah, that's real swell Goo. Say, what have you been putting in these pies anyhow?" TVsCoach fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Aug 15, 2024 |
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Cubone posted:I have been saying for years, YEARS, that if they ever brought Gumby back they would try to erase Grundlebus from history, and goons called me crazy and said I was making a big deal out of nothing just because nobody had bought the rights to Gumby or mentioned or thought about Gumby for thirty years and there was no indication that they would remove the character of Grundlebus the Fruckle, without LISTENING TO WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY loving SAYING. well, here we are, assclowns. Gumby is back and what's this? no Grundlebus. he's not on the imdb cast page, his page is gone from the unofficial Gumby fan wiki, I can't even find an image of him online. I can't even find my old Gumby posts mentioning him! the framed photo I have of me with my Grundlebus bedsheets as a child is beginning to fade away. the bastards really did it. Grundlebus is being erased from history. I tried to warn you. I tried to warn everybody you're imagining things I'm on the Grundlebus right now
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Hey op I'm woke 
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EorayMel posted:Cumby Not much else to say…
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What until you read about the Betty Boop reboot OP.
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Apparently Woody Allen directed this new Gumby movie under a pseudonym because he loves that little green gently caress
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Is Eddie Murphy involved?
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