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Donglepuss
Jul 20, 2024

by vyelkin
Arrested this morning. Says was connected to four murders. Whoooo

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BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Were you murdered? Were you the murderer?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
How are you posting from jail

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

did you ever steal their mail

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



wow that's crazy

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





If I Did It: Confessions of the OP

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Take Dilbert creator Scott Adams' advice, stick your fingers up his rear end without permission and see how that goes

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Your mom sounds cool, OP

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
RIP OP he never scored unless by scoring you count murdering a bunch of folks to satisfy some heinous desire

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




good job pinning it on your neighbor

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

You know what happens to snitches on the SA forums, don't you?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Les Os posted:

RIP OP he never scored unless by scoring you count murdering a bunch of folks to satisfy some heinous desire

4 is hardly a bunch

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Ultra Carp

titty_baby_ posted:

How are you posting from jail

Haji
Nov 15, 2005

Haj Paj
I used to ride my bike by this shithead's house almost daily when I was a teen before he got caught:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Lee_Yates

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

SIDS Vicious posted:

4 is hardly a bunch

Inflation these days is out of control smdh

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
you never thought to team up with him and become parallel killers op?

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
so you work from home, op

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
You can fix him. Marry him. Write a book about marrying a serial killer.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Safest place to live really everyone knows you don’t poo poo where you eat

The Bible
May 8, 2010

istewart posted:

Take Dilbert creator Scott Adams' advice, stick your fingers up his rear end without permission and see how that goes


So Scott Adams isn't doing too well...

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I'm a cereal killer that is I kill cereal (cereal is what I call people)

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

The Bible posted:

So Scott Adams isn't doing too well...

His dad is doing worse

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Songbearer posted:

I'm a cereal killer that is I kill cereal (cereal is what I call people)

green jello sucks.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Did he seem like such a nice, quiet guy, OP?

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Did he once offer you some homemade meat pies, with an unfamiliar yet tasty filling?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Did he have a cool wifi network name?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Not sure if that’s good news or bad news

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Edgar posted:

Did he have a cool wifi network name?

Yea it was "pretty fly for a wifi"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

sounds like you weren't special enough to be Chosen, op.

feel like a bit of a failure?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Edgar posted:

Did he have a cool wifi network name?

stabLAD6969

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

Edgar posted:

Did he have a cool wifi network name?

Wifiwetwork

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

BrassRoots posted:

Wifiwetwork

Ohhh, :golfclap:!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
RIP Donglepup

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

Smugworth posted:

Yea it was "pretty fly for a wifi"

:roflolmao:

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


where do we help post for your bail op

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Pics or it didn't happen

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
We had an escaped murderer apprehended outside our apartment my second year in college. He had killed his girlfriend and the guy she was cheating on him with. He had escaped from a prison place about 50 miles away late at night. Somehow he traveled about 50 miles in 5 hours or so.

I was up early on Saturday morning, making coffee and such, when I hear a ruckus outside; running, yelling, and then sirens. Looking out the kitchen window into the alley between the buildings I see a dude running past being chased by two cops, and then another cop comes from the opposite direction and all three of them just absolutely tackle this dude and take him down, put him in cuffs. They were not gentle about it.

The funny part was that as I'm watching all this, the cops are are starting to do door to door visits. And there at least 8 cop cars there(pretty much the whole town's police force plus the campus police). They suspected he had friends there that he was trying to hide out with them.

I look around our apartment and realize this is not good. We'd had a dozen people over the night before and there were beer cans (none of us were 21) and a couple of bongs (weed was illegal back then) and a freaking sack of weed right on the living room table (who leaves weed out overnight?).

I roust my roommates and we immediately go into panic clean-up mode. Sure enough, 15 minutes later we get a knock on the door. Cop just had a couple basic questions and then moved on.

loving murderer guy almost brought the heat down on us. Jail for you, just for that.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Torquemada posted:

so you work from home, op

do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

BrassRoots posted:

Wifiwetwork

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 36 hours!

Das Boo posted:

Did he seem like such a nice, quiet guy, OP?

"Kept to himself, mostly. I never had any problems with them"

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