[MAFIA GAME] : Protect The President

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Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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Game Rules
This is a mafia game for 7 players or more. This game is an open setup game. Not really balanced, but it could be fun.

One President. Town loses if the President dies.
Four Town Vanilla Bombs. Knows who is the President at the start of the game. Anyone who day shoots them dies alongside him.
One Scum Sniper. Private Day Action Vig Scum.
One Scum Vanilla.
And an unlimited amount of players who can post but not vote. (Stumps)

Standard Mafia Rules
-Don't be a jerk. Remember that this is a game. Everyone's supposed to have fun at the end of the day
-Don't edit your posts
-Don't copy and paste or screenshot any private communications, including role pm.
-Don't post about the game outside of the thread
-Don't post while dead.
-Don't post after hammer.
-Don't fake day actions.
-Please don't lurk. I'm more lenient about this, but try to put at least 5 posts per game day.

The SA Mafia community takes a lot of pride in being a safe, respectful, inclusive and inviting space. If you ever encounter anything or anyone who makes you feel uncomfortable, threatened, abused, angry, or even unsure of how you feel, there are many people here, both within and outside of the SA Mafia community, who are happily willing to listen, provide support, and enact change to make the community better for everyone.
Here is a short list of only some of the people that other players have suggested as a resource that you should never hesitate to contact: Leperflesh and Antivehicular (current Traditional Games Mods), VoodooFly, Hal Insandenza, Bifauxnen, Monathin, Wologar, Maerlyn, EccoRaven, CCKeane, Opopanax, Sandwolf, Shellception, or whoever else you feel safer talking to!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/YrhbedbWWS

Players:
Wologar
Hal
Cube
Fancy
Bminus
Iggy
Shell

Tired Moritz fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Sep 3, 2024

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# ? Mar 20, 2025 02:02

wologar: Feb 11, 2014

# ? Aug 28, 2024 18:43

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

I will help you protect the president, sure

# ? Aug 30, 2024 16:21

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

GET DOWN, MISTER AND/OR MS PRESIDENT!

# ? Aug 30, 2024 21:46

AFancyQuestionMark: Feb 19, 2017; Long time no see.

Sign me up

# ? Aug 31, 2024 05:47

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

I'm intrigued but I wanna know how the stumps are decided before I sign up. Is the assignment random between all the people who show up or is it first come first serve on players vs. stumps?

# ? Aug 31, 2024 18:42

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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first come first serve

of course if you want to stump instead, just mention it

# ? Aug 31, 2024 21:17

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

I�ll kill the president

# ? Sep 3, 2024 02:59

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

I'll be a stump reporter trying to get the scoop on the assassination plot.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 09:39

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

I'll be a stump reporter trying to get the scoop on the assassination plot.

I'll play if you play (as a player not a stump!)

# ? Sep 3, 2024 09:51

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Shellception posted:

I'll play if you play (as a player not a stump!)

In the interest of getting this game started, alright, but I am going to warn y'all while I have ideas about how to play this I can't promise they're good ones as opposed to the kind that will explode in my face.

Also it's not clarified in the OP - do the scum get a night kill that they can kill the president with or is this nightless?

# ? Sep 3, 2024 11:09

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

In the interest of getting this game started, alright, but I am going to warn y'all while I have ideas about how to play this I can't promise they're good ones as opposed to the kind that will explode in my face.

what makes you think you are the only one

# ? Sep 3, 2024 11:48

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Shellception posted:

what makes you think you are the only one

Aight then let's all blow up the popsicle stand!

# ? Sep 3, 2024 11:56

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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yay, Ill get things set up soon

# ? Sep 3, 2024 13:00

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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we just need bminus in the discord and we're good to go

# ? Sep 3, 2024 13:20

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 1

Not voting: AFancyQuestionMark, b-minus1, CubicalSucrose, Hal Incandenza, Ignatius M. Meen, Shellception, wologar

With 7 alive, it's 4 votes to execute. There is currently no deadline set.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 14:47

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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# ? Sep 3, 2024 14:49

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 14:51

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Greetings my fellow Americans

I am the president

# ? Sep 3, 2024 15:09

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

b-minus1 posted:

Greetings my fellow Americans

I am the president

GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT!

##VOTE CUBICALSUCROSE

# ? Sep 3, 2024 15:33

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

b-minus1 posted:

Greetings my fellow Americans

I am the president

I'm not.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:01

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Would have been cool being the first woman in office, but alas.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:03

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

CubicalSucrose posted:

GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT!

##VOTE CUBICALSUCROSE

Whoa

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:08

AFancyQuestionMark: Feb 19, 2017; Long time no see.

No, I am the president

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:10

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

AFancyQuestionMark posted:

No, I am the president

Wow talk about zero conviction behind that counterclaim.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:25

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

AFancyQuestionMark posted:

No, I am the president

*double-checks VF pronouns because of a vague recollection of being wrong in the past because of the avatar...ah, poo poo*

GET DOWN MISTER AND/OR MADAME PRESIDENT!

##VOTE BINUS

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:26

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

F.

##VOTE BINUS

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:26

AFancyQuestionMark: Feb 19, 2017; Long time no see.

I am big P

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:35

AFancyQuestionMark: Feb 19, 2017; Long time no see.

I think binus may be trying to protect me with a fake claim, but there's no need. Scum are too cowardly to shoot

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:37

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

AFancyQuestionMark posted:

I am big P

I agree you are a big Phony

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:40

AFancyQuestionMark: Feb 19, 2017; Long time no see.

Scum are born cowards who can only skulk around at night, but slink back into the shadows come day time. They can't and won't take the shot even though it may win them the game

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:40

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

AFancyQuestionMark posted:

Scum are born cowards who can only skulk around at night, but slink back into the shadows come day time. They can't and won't take the shot even though it may win them the game

IF I WERE THE SCUM SNIPER (WHICH I MIGHT BE) THE FUNNIEST MOVE WOULD BE SHOOTING MY SCUMBUD D1

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:52

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

CubicalSucrose posted:

IF I WERE THE SCUM SNIPER (WHICH I MIGHT BE) THE FUNNIEST MOVE WOULD BE SHOOTING MY SCUMBUD D1

Agreed. But I was kinda getting townie vibes off you anyway.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:57

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Shellception posted:

Agreed. But I was kinda getting townie vibes off you anyway.

I wonder why that is

# ? Sep 3, 2024 16:58

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.