[MAFIA GAME] : Protect The President

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Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

wologar posted:

Iggy was at -1 and wasn't hammered.

makes u think

Eh. I did consider that, but there's way too much WIFOM there. Iggy is scum? All two scum were in the three votes? Whoever could have hammered was AFK or just didn't care to check? I definitely doesn't seem like anyone else noticed, so who the hell knows.

Day 1 scumrush would have been funny tho, not gonna lie.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 21:37

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# ? Mar 19, 2025 11:39

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Shellception posted:

Eh. I did consider that, but there's way too much WIFOM there. Iggy is scum? All two scum were in the three votes? Whoever could have hammered was AFK or just didn't care to check? It definitely doesn't seem like anyone else noticed, so who the hell knows.

Day 1 scumrush would have been funny tho, not gonna lie.

Mafia edit: typo bugging me.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 21:38

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

FOOD, ALL RIGHT? TRY. THE WINE.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 21:43

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

What it makes me think is that an sniper Iggy would probably have shot if he had noticed he was so close to death. Which is not much of an observation, but I guess it's something to note down.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 21:43

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Shellception posted:

What it makes me think is that an sniper Iggy would probably have shot if he had noticed he was so close to death. Which is not much of an observation, but I guess it's something to note down.

SHOULD WE TRY TO PUT EVERYONE TO -1 AND SEE WHO SNAPS? PROBABLY NOT BECAUSE LOL COORDINATION AND ALSO WE'D NEED A MECHANISM TO MAKE THE HAMMERS CREDIBLE OTHERWISE SCUM JUST HOLSTERS BECAUSE THERE ARE (I.E. THREE MORE PEOPLE TO CHECK).

THERE'S ALSO THE CHANCE THAT IGGY (OR WHOMEVER) DID SHOOT AND WE'RE WAITING ON MOD RESOLUTION. I STILL DON'T KNOW TMOR'S TYPICAL ACTIVE HOURS.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 21:51

wologar: Feb 11, 2014

New idea: put everyone at -1 until someone shoots.

# ? Sep 3, 2024 21:52

wologar: Feb 11, 2014

CubicalSucrose posted:

SHOULD WE TRY TO PUT EVERYONE TO -1 AND SEE WHO SNAPS? PROBABLY NOT BECAUSE LOL COORDINATION AND ALSO WE'D NEED A MECHANISM TO MAKE THE HAMMERS CREDIBLE OTHERWISE SCUM JUST HOLSTERS BECAUSE THERE ARE (I.E. THREE MORE PEOPLE TO CHECK).

THERE'S ALSO THE CHANCE THAT IGGY (OR WHOMEVER) DID SHOOT AND WE'RE WAITING ON MOD RESOLUTION. I STILL DON'T KNOW TMOR'S TYPICAL ACTIVE HOURS.

bruh

# ? Sep 3, 2024 21:53

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

wologar posted:

New idea: put everyone at -1 until someone shoots.

You all stop reading my mind please

# ? Sep 3, 2024 21:54

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

I live in a world where I am always -1, I won't snap

# ? Sep 3, 2024 22:44

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Why hasn�t the sniper shot anyone

# ? Sep 3, 2024 22:48

Zoya: Jun 12, 2023; echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

b-minus1 posted:

Why hasn’t the sniper shot anyone

they already wasted their day action trying to shoot me, the president

it didn't work because i'm far too powerful to be affected by bullets

# ? Sep 3, 2024 23:21

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Zoya posted:

they already wasted their day action trying to shoot me, the president

it didn't work because i'm far too powerful to be affected by bullets

I will try again tomorrow

# ? Sep 4, 2024 01:55

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Zoya posted:

they already wasted their day action trying to shoot me, the president

it didn't work because i'm far too powerful to be affected by bullets

You aren�t fooling anyone

# ? Sep 4, 2024 02:08

Zoya: Jun 12, 2023; echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

b-minus1 posted:

You aren�t fooling anyone

go ahead, try and shoot me! it won't work!!

# ? Sep 4, 2024 02:49

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Zoya posted:

go ahead, try and shoot me! it won't work!!

I can�t shoot anyone. I�m the president. The scum should be trying to shoot me. The game will end if that happens

# ? Sep 4, 2024 03:08

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

b-minus1 posted:

I can�t shoot anyone. I�m the president. The scum should be trying to shoot me. The game will end if that happens

GET DOWN, MISTER PRESIDENT!

##VOTE HAL

# ? Sep 4, 2024 03:09

Zoya: Jun 12, 2023; echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

CubicalSucrose posted:

GET DOWN, MISTER PRESIDENT!

##VOTE HAL

this is a good gimmick

cube's scum, but it's still a good gimmick

# ? Sep 4, 2024 03:17

wologar: Feb 11, 2014

You need to post more, Mr President.

# ? Sep 4, 2024 03:41

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Im doing the best I can

# ? Sep 4, 2024 04:27

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

HAL, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT.

BINUS, AFQM, AND IGGY ARE THE PRESIDENT.

SHELL IS NOT THE PRESIDENT. ZOYA IS NOT PLAYING AND ALSO NOT THE PRESIDENT.

I AM NOT THE PRESIDENT (I AM A BOMB).

WOL HASN'T EXPLICITLY CLAIMED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER BUT IS STRONGLY IMPLYING NOT THE PRESIDENT.

YOU ARE THE ONLY REMAINING QUESTION MARK. YOU ARE NOT FANCY. WHICH MAY BE SLIGHTLY CONFUSING LANGUAGE BUT I'M GOING TO GO WITH IT.

# ? Sep 4, 2024 04:53

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

wologar posted:

You need to post more, Mr President.

The president doth protest too little, methinks.

# ? Sep 4, 2024 09:05

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Votecount for Day 1

⚪⚪🟢🟢 AFancyQuestionMark (2): CubicalSucrose, wologar, Ignatius M. Meen, ~~CubicalSucrose~~
⚪⚪⚪🟢 Hal Incandenza (1): wologar, ~~wologar~~, CubicalSucrose
⚪⚪⚪🟢 Ignatius M. Meen (1): Shellception, AFancyQuestionMark, CubicalSucrose, ~~Shellception~~, ~~CubicalSucrose~~
⚪⚪⚪⚪ CubicalSucrose (0): CubicalSucrose, ~~CubicalSucrose~~, Ignatius M. Meen, ~~Ignatius M. Meen~~
⚪⚪⚪⚪ b-minus1 (0): CubicalSucrose, ~~CubicalSucrose~~
⚪⚪⚪⚪ Shellception (0): Ignatius M. Meen, ~~Ignatius M. Meen~~

Not voting: b-minus1, Hal Incandenza, Shellception

With 7 alive, it's 4 votes to execute. The current deadline is September 05th, 2024 at 10 a.m. EDT -- that's in about 1 day, 5 hours.

# ? Sep 4, 2024 09:17

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

b-minus1 posted:

Why hasn�t the sniper shot anyone

You know? This is actually a very good question. Because I fully believe wol when he said he'd have shot from the hip. But not just him, there are actually a handful of peeps here that I can perfectly imagine would have taken the shot already if they could, and none have. Of the ones that I think would try to play it optimally, this here:

Hal Incandenza posted:

I live in a world where I am always -1, I won't snap

Hal Incandenza posted:

I will try again tomorrow

does have big "would scum really claim this?" energy, and it kinda stinks.

##vote Hal

# ? Sep 4, 2024 10:28

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

wologar posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOrc37wNUqU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4

# ? Sep 4, 2024 10:43

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Interesting that shell thinks I�m an optimal player

# ? Sep 4, 2024 11:37

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Hal Incandenza posted:

Interesting that shell thinks I’m an optimal player

Sorry, no offense intended.

# ? Sep 4, 2024 11:52

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Shellception posted:

Sorry, no offense intended.

Well, it's too late.

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:12

AFancyQuestionMark: Feb 19, 2017; Long time no see.

Is no one going to shoot?

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:16

AFancyQuestionMark: Feb 19, 2017; Long time no see.

Binus, shell, mind voting for someone?

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:18

AFancyQuestionMark: Feb 19, 2017; Long time no see.

AFancyQuestionMark posted:

Binus, shell, mind voting for someone?

Meant binus and hal here

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:19

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

AFancyQuestionMark posted:

Binus, shell, mind voting for someone?

I'm already voting... or trying to?

Shellception posted:

##vote Hal

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:20

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

AFancyQuestionMark posted:

Meant binus and hal here

oh alright, you never know with votefinder those days :V

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:21

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Hal Incandenza posted:

Well, it's too late.

Now you'll have to shoot me.

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:24

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

oh sure, ##vote AFQM it is hard to believe town would not understand how terrible that plan was

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:25

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Shellception posted:

Now you'll have to shoot me.

Have to wait for the mod to wake up

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:26

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Hal Incandenza posted:

Have to wait for the mod to wake up

Bit too early for the mod to be asleep.

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:31

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Votecount for Day 1

⚪🟢🟢🟢 AFancyQuestionMark (3): CubicalSucrose, wologar, Ignatius M. Meen, ~~CubicalSucrose~~, Hal Incandenza
⚪⚪🟢🟢 Hal Incandenza (2): wologar, ~~wologar~~, CubicalSucrose, Shellception
⚪⚪⚪🟢 Ignatius M. Meen (1): Shellception, AFancyQuestionMark, CubicalSucrose, ~~Shellception~~, ~~CubicalSucrose~~
⚪⚪⚪⚪ CubicalSucrose (0): CubicalSucrose, ~~CubicalSucrose~~, Ignatius M. Meen, ~~Ignatius M. Meen~~
⚪⚪⚪⚪ b-minus1 (0): CubicalSucrose, ~~CubicalSucrose~~
⚪⚪⚪⚪Shellception (0): Ignatius M. Meen, ~~Ignatius M. Meen~~

Not voting: b-minus1

With 7 alive, it's 4 votes to execute. The current deadline is September 05th, 2024 at 10 a.m. EDT -- that's in about 1 day, 1 hour.

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:39

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Ummmm he's not called "Tired Mortiz" for no reason

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:41

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Hal Incandenza posted:

Ummmm he's not called "Tired Mortiz" for no reason

That is not dead which can eternal lie?

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:48

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# ? Mar 19, 2025 11:39

AFancyQuestionMark: Feb 19, 2017; Long time no see.

I am at -1

# ? Sep 4, 2024 13:52

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