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You know the one I’m talking about. I feel like boomers put it on. That fragrance that smells like spice and BO that you can smell across a goddamn empty parking lot. Like it stings the nose. I don’t think it’s patchouli. What the gently caress is that nasty poo poo? YOU HAVE SMELLED IT
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That's your upper lip, op.
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Sep 7, 2024 02:44
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Its opium. Boomers hang out in their trucks getting hosed up on opium.
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Sep 7, 2024 02:46
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you might be smelling DMT or meth tbh its pretty popular rn
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Sep 7, 2024 02:48
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Wtf are you talking about
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Sep 7, 2024 02:50
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That's arsenic someone spilled
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Sep 7, 2024 02:53
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Sep 7, 2024 02:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYs-0EO0ts
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Sep 7, 2024 02:57
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It's always either aqua velva or old spice aftershave op
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Sep 7, 2024 02:57
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That's burnt pumpkin spice coffee, there's a Starbucks everywhere
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Sep 7, 2024 03:19
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It's what the rock is cooking
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Sep 7, 2024 03:20
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Definitely aqua velva Google says: Aqua Velva opens with that famous mint, but is saddled with bergamot, lemon, petitgrain, and lavender within moments No mention of BO but yeah it’s in there
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Sep 7, 2024 03:22
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Swamp gas
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Sep 7, 2024 03:25
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Ur mom op
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Sep 7, 2024 03:26
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It's the dog
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Sep 7, 2024 03:30
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musk
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Sep 7, 2024 03:33
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its my finger smell it again
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Sep 7, 2024 03:36
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When I worked at a movie theater, we had uniform shirts that we had to wear when clocked in. If you didn’t have your theater shirt, you had to wear the gross communal shirt stored in the break room, which never got washed. One time, a guy that forgot his shirt tried to cover the smell of the communal shirt by buying cologne in the medical/hygiene dispenser in the bathroom. It was actually labeled “CK1 imitation cologne.” It didn’t work.
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Sep 7, 2024 03:36
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Cucumber root smells too strong, even worse when it's windy out. It takes me out of a walkabout now, thinking about eating some salad.
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Sep 7, 2024 03:44
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When I was 11, I went to a sleepover with my cousin and his friends. I was unfortunately the first one to fall asleep, so they put mayonnaise on my upper lip and drew a dick and balls on my forehead. See, when mayonnaise dries on your upper lip, it smells foul as all gently caress. And that’s what boomers smell like.
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Sep 7, 2024 03:48
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Can't you smell that smell?
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Sep 7, 2024 03:57
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You Are A Werewolf posted:When I was 11, I went to a sleepover with my cousin and his friends. I was unfortunately the first one to fall asleep, so they put mayonnaise on my upper lip and drew a dick and balls on my forehead. God I hated this dynamic so much. Kids just HAVING to be ruthless to each other, even if they had no intention of being so ruthless.
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Sep 7, 2024 03:59
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covidstomper58 posted:Cucumber root smells too strong, even worse when it's windy out. It takes me out of a walkabout now, thinking about eating some salad. Smugworth posted:musk HenryJLittlefinger posted:It's always either aqua velva or old spice aftershave op I don’t think anyone has nailed it yet.  Here’s another clue… it’s unisex. I smelled just as many women wearing it as men.And another clue! It seems to last ALL DAY. I remember when I was a kid and worked as a cashier my supervisor smelled of it all day. Like it would leave a goddamn trail around the store. It’s the most unusual fragrance I’ve ever smelled on someone. Spice and BO. It just smells loving bad.
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Sep 7, 2024 05:36
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It's weird Jones Soda season again
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Sep 7, 2024 06:29
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I think I know what you mean, I always think of it as the old 'Polar Ice' smell. Not because it smells like alcohol, but when I worked at a liquor store there were always elderly people waiting outside for the store to open who all had that smell. And they would always buy 2L bottles of horrible cheap liquor like Polar Ice or Alberta Premium.
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Sep 7, 2024 06:49
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My cousin wins this one. For decades he's played as the costume characters at Disneyland. Like Goofy and Mickey Mouse and such. Problem was that no one had their own personal costume; they were all shared. Different people wearing them all day long in 90 degree weather while frolicking around the park and entertaining guests. The costumes are washed only every couple of weeks. So yeah, two or three other actors have been sharing that costume with you over the course of that time. So many methods of spraying disinfectants, deodorants; whatever they could think of. Amazingly he still enjoys the job and actually gets modest pay. He did admit he had to puke once it was so bad, and he runs off to some bushes by the bathrooms, pulls off the head piece and vomited into the bushes. Some kid saw him and was all, "Are you okay Goofy?" "Yup, all good."
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Sep 7, 2024 07:17
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It smells like Cartoon Planet.
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Sep 7, 2024 07:49
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What that smell like
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Sep 7, 2024 08:05
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Oooooooooh that smell
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Sep 7, 2024 09:27
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It's the smell of microplastics and or neglect
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Sep 7, 2024 09:40
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Mail me an envelope of the smell and I will tell you what it is OP
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Sep 7, 2024 11:34
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Whiskey bottles and brand new cars
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Sep 7, 2024 13:02
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Internetjack posted:My cousin wins this one. For decades he's played as the costume characters at Disneyland. Like Goofy and Mickey Mouse and such. Problem was that no one had their own personal costume; they were all shared. Different people wearing them all day long in 90 degree weather while frolicking around the park and entertaining guests.
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Sep 7, 2024 13:05
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that smell is Nirvana, op
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Sep 7, 2024 13:37
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Visions of Valerie posted:that smell is Nirvana, op Smells like teen spirit
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Sep 7, 2024 14:52
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Drakkar Noir
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Sep 7, 2024 14:59
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sorry
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Sep 7, 2024 15:01
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Vodka and wheat grass. It's called a lawnmower, I invented it. Wanna try one?
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Sep 7, 2024 15:04
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Lead and mothballs.
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Gas station cheese tart
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