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like, physically. tallest, buffest, fattest. which is the biggest batman?
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Sep 7, 2024 06:31
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Probably Jim Lee or Simon Bisley Batman. e: It’s Bisley 
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Sep 7, 2024 06:36
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Imagine being a henchman goon or something wrestling around with batman and he lets a little fart sneak out in a moment of exertion. how do you react
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Sep 7, 2024 06:37
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Old Bruce's mech suit from Batman Beyond that he used when he got too old was definitely one of the biggest buffest versions I've seen
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Sep 7, 2024 06:39
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 This Batman is in Scotland. It's big. Probably the biggest Batman I've ever seen. I rolled it around, stared at it a while, thought about how big it was and I figured that would be the end of it.  Until I found this Batman a few years later in California. This one was so big almost no-one could pick it up.
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Sep 7, 2024 06:39
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I'd go with Batman after he recovered from his battle with Bain. Comic book version; not the movie garbage. Around issue #500+ or so if memory serves. Not that he was physically taller; just at the peak of his training after so many years of wearing the cape and the cowl.
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Sep 7, 2024 06:55
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Funky See Funky Do posted:
Man how tight is his cowl that you can see his forehead wrinkles through it? I don't even like wearing hats because I can feel them pinching my head and he's walking around with like a condom stretched over his head.
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Sep 7, 2024 06:59
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Sep 7, 2024 07:46
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More like Fatman lol
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Sep 7, 2024 07:54
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batman stop serving oval office loving stop. im busy dude go away
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Sep 7, 2024 07:56
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Wifi Toilet posted:Man how tight is his cowl that you can see his forehead wrinkles through it? I don't even like wearing hats because I can feel them pinching my head and he's walking around with like a condom stretched over his head. iirc it's more like armor molded into the shape of a cowl with bat-ears and permanent resting grumpy face (on account of criminals being a superstitious and cowardly lot, and an angry bat being scarier than a bat with a neutral expression). this protects his head and allows him to harshly disapprove of anything in his line of sight, both obviously handy features for the world's greatest detective
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Sep 7, 2024 08:03
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Really fat lower middle class dutch batman who's a plumber with plumber's crack and when he walks around it plays Ome Henk songs
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Sep 7, 2024 08:06
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Sep 7, 2024 08:11
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 THIS IS CUSTER LONGBOTTOM WHO LIVES ON MY STREAT. MORE LIKE CUSTARD LONGBOTTOM, THIS GUY PUTS ON A MASK AND CLAIMS TO FIGHT CRIME THE ONLY THINGS HE'S FIGHTING IS DIABETES AND THE DESIRE FOR ANOTHER SLICE OF MEATLOVERS
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Sep 7, 2024 08:12
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the new absolute batman is pretty big and he's got a spiky cinder block thing going on with his bat symbol
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Sep 7, 2024 09:06
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Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Batman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
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Sep 7, 2024 09:22
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Wifi Toilet posted:Probably Jim Lee or Simon Bisley Batman. Always found this art style absurd / tacky!
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Sep 7, 2024 09:35
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SatansOnion posted:iirc it's more like armor molded into the shape of a cowl with bat-ears and permanent resting grumpy face (on account of criminals being a superstitious and cowardly lot, and an angry bat being scarier than a bat with a neutral expression). this protects his head and allows him to harshly disapprove of anything in his line of sight, both obviously handy features for the world's greatest detective How bout the briefs outside the pants?
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Sep 7, 2024 09:36
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Party Boat posted:the new absolute batman is pretty big and he's got a spiky cinder block thing going on with his bat symbol This poo poo sucks mega rear end
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Sep 7, 2024 09:59
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bossy lady posted:Imagine being a henchman goon or something wrestling around with batman and he lets a little fart sneak out in a moment of exertion. how do you react
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Sep 7, 2024 10:06
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Party Boat posted:the new absolute batman is pretty big and he's got a spiky cinder block thing going on with his bat symbol Is that the bat logo or his chest hair?
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Sep 7, 2024 10:18
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Wifi Toilet posted:Probably Jim Lee or Simon Bisley Batman. that suit is literally painted on, there is no other way to show your massive gains. Vain-rear end depressed dipshit. Ooh my parents died but I’m rich. Smoke some weed about it.
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Sep 7, 2024 10:32
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The BatBong, Master Bruce?
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Sep 7, 2024 10:34
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A kilt seems to be remarkably unsuitable for someone that swoops down on criminals from above. Unless he gets a thrill from showing off his bat junk.
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Sep 7, 2024 10:43
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The biggest bat species comes from the Philippines so the biggest Batman is Filipino Batman
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Sep 7, 2024 11:24
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Dial A For Awesome posted:A kilt seems to be remarkably unsuitable for someone that swoops down on criminals from above. Unless he gets a thrill from showing off his bat junk. What are they gonna do, complain to the police?
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Sep 7, 2024 12:07
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Val Kilmer's iteration of Batman had the biggest nipples.
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Sep 7, 2024 13:32
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https://i.imgur.com/2QG5KdC.mp4
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Sep 7, 2024 13:45
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This huge Batman statue has been hanging from the ceiling of the theatre since I was a kid. I think it was for one of the 90s movies and they just never took it down because where are you going to store a giant Batman?
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Sep 7, 2024 14:17
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That one always makes me smile
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Sep 7, 2024 14:34
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Coxswain Balls posted:This huge Batman statue has been hanging from the ceiling of the theatre since I was a kid. I think it was for one of the 90s movies and they just never took it down because where are you going to store a giant Batman? I don't see how anyone can top this Batman.
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Sep 7, 2024 14:38
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Sep 7, 2024 14:46
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Wait, I stand corrected.
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Sep 7, 2024 14:48
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I was going to post that panel from Batman Damned where you can see his dick but Imgur won't let you post dicks anymore and I don't know how to  tag an attachment so just imagine I posted that.
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Sep 7, 2024 14:53
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Mark McGwire was pretty big when he was juicing
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Sep 7, 2024 14:55
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Chrs posted:I was going to post that panel from Batman Damned where you can see his dick but Imgur won't let you post dicks anymore and I don't know how to "Imagine Batman dick"
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Sep 7, 2024 14:56
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Robert Pattinson is the sveltest Batman
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Sep 7, 2024 14:57
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There’s that evil Batman from the comics who can grow bigger than several planets while he gives a very long speech about how evil he is
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Sep 7, 2024 15:21
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Painted at Earl Scheib rear end costume. You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Sep 7, 2024 |
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Sep 7, 2024 15:35
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Poohs Packin posted:
Cliff Yablonski?! Is that you?
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