Is your name Fred?

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Is your name Fred
	Yes, I'm a freak named Fred
	No, I have a normal name for people alive in 2024

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

Cause that seems like it would be pretty weird for the age group that posts here. Same thing for George or Bob. Funny how a name can go from epitomizing the average guy to pretty much vanishing off the face of the earth.

So are you some weirdo named Fred? If so answer the poll and post here so we can marvel at what a backwards misbegotten freak you are.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 16:54

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# ? Oct 10, 2024 15:40

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

the.... poll? op?

# ? Sep 9, 2024 16:55

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

for a poll focused on names there is one clear omission, op

# ? Sep 9, 2024 16:57

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; i can't stop complaining about GBS

You never see a Kermit or a Barney or a bart or a calvin these days, no one wants a funny kid

# ? Sep 9, 2024 16:59

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

for a poll focused on names there is one clear omission, op

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:00

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

Sexist rear end thread, OP.

What about Rosie, Margaret, Elizabeth or Patricia?

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:01

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

Look, you can't post a poll to your thread until the thread is already posted. Don't ask me why it's like that. Some very Fred-like design if you ask me.

AKA Pseudonym fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Sep 9, 2024

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:01

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

My name is Kaiyd�nn.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:05

SeenYourPoopypants: Mar 10, 2024

My name is Fred Durst, you may know me from a little band called Smashing Pumpkins

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:08

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

my name is jonas

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:12

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 17 days!)

I've never in my life even met a Fred.

Met a fellow named Mars once, though.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:21

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Funny how a name can go from epitomizing the average guy to pretty much vanishing off the face of the earth.

Info: did you originally write "average Joe" here only to edit it to "average guy"?

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:28

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

The Moon Monster posted:

Info: did you originally write "average Joe" here only to edit it to "average guy"?

we're checking the logs

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:28

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

The wokes took average joe away from us.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:30

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

my name is mud

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:31

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Valko posted:

Sexist rear end thread, OP.

What about Rosie, Margaret, Elizabeth or Patricia?

I would assume all the Fredinas should also choose the Fred option.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:33

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

I�m named after a Viking, so no.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:57

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

Knormal posted:

I would assume all the Fredinas should also choose the Fred option.

I just googled Fredina to check if it was a real name. I strongly advise everyone else not to do that.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 17:57

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; by Fluffdaddy
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Valko posted:

I just googled Fredina to check if it was a real name. I strongly advise everyone else not to do that.

Of course I have to see

# ? Sep 9, 2024 18:02

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Okay, so I looked up the origin name of Fred (Germanic �Friedrich�) and it�s just as old as my Norse name. Welp, I�m a stupid dumb.

Still not named Fred, though.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 18:19

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

found the fred

# ? Sep 9, 2024 18:20

nullandvoid: Mar 7, 2006; And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Beauregard

# ? Sep 9, 2024 18:40

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Valko posted:

I just googled Fredina to check if it was a real name. I strongly advise everyone else not to do that.

Let me just clarify that I made up that name as a joke off the top of my head and was not aware of that character.

I should have gone with my backup choice Fredette, who's apparently just a basketball man.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 19:06

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

no op my first name is a very popular early-late 80's white guy name

# ? Sep 9, 2024 19:27

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

My name is Jenkem Pog

# ? Sep 9, 2024 19:47

GreatMrPopo: Apr 17, 2003; i love kami-sama

Aishlinn posted:

my name is mud

But surely your fine being called jack or pete or dennis?

# ? Sep 9, 2024 19:50

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011

You can call me whatever you want as long as it isn�t late for dinner OP!!!

# ? Sep 9, 2024 19:52

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Aishlinn posted:

my name is mud

I'm john the fisherman.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 20:02

Squiggle: Sep 29, 2002; I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.

Let me check one sec

# ? Sep 9, 2024 20:04

Squiggle: Sep 29, 2002; I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.

No, sorry

edit: my first name means "man" and my last name means "water spirit that drowns men," lot of mixed messages here

Squiggle fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Sep 9, 2024

# ? Sep 9, 2024 20:05

FlocksOfMice: Feb 3, 2009

I'm sad I've never met a man named Helmut yet. I was hoping to meet at least one Helmut. They replaced my organs with sands so I can't make a new human and name it Helmut even, so, pretty dire situations.

# ? Sep 9, 2024 20:06