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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I feel like, sure, I'd lose a few bucks on the tv but imagine the fat money stacks I'd get for the spoons. So much cash I'd be getting paper cuts fr fr.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




smash your tv into a hundred pieces and sell them one by one

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bad Purchase posted:

smash your tv into a hundred pieces and sell them one by one

I'll number each one and label them as commemorative

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Remember that sick rear end tv I used to have. Now you can have a part of it with you always!

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

I'll take your front door for $25

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


i will take one (1) full house worth of copper wiring plz

also i'll give you another $25 for the breaker box

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I'll take your social security card

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
got any diamonds?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




dibs on the LAP’s house pearl

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
I want your nicest pet, but it better be a spider

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
One haunted reliquary item please.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

i'll take the foundation

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

This wife looks in pretty good condition. Lemme get that and, uh, uhhhh, I guess this jar of mayonnaise.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i would like your computer chair just the seat if easier to ship

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Any kids? I could use some labor for the yard.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I'll take your significant other for 25 dollars

Mega64
May 23, 2008

pentapath walker
Does your semen count?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

evilmiera posted:

I want your nicest pet, but it better be a spider

*hastily tapes fake legs to the cat that whizzes outside the litter box*

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Shrugworth
Noise thread. Reported for gassing

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world
Grimey Drawer

No Butt Stuff posted:

i'll take the foundation

The builders where I lived messed up a bunch of foundations. So I think I deserve it more.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im selling digital drawings for 2 bucks each and its worked ive made like 450 bucks in two weeks good luck on your similar quest

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Smugworth posted:

Noise thread. Reported for gassing
For just $25 you could take away his keyboard.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

pentapath walker

SIDS Vicious posted:

im selling digital drawings for 2 bucks each and its worked ive made like 450 bucks in two weeks good luck on your similar quest

drat, nice.

Ever think of offering your services on SA Mart?

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002

I'd like your stairs please, but only at the end. I want you to stay protected during the sale.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Do you have any cool renn faire cosplay stuff? Costumes, armor? I always enjoy the faire when it comes around every summer, but I'm always in my regular street clothes. Just never wanted to spend the silly prices the vendors offer, so some decent gear on the cheap would be great.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
I'll take your cats litter box but only the nft of it on the Blockchain to ensure nobody else including the cat owns it but you still have to clean

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Internetjack posted:

Do you have any cool renn faire cosplay stuff? Costumes, armor? I always enjoy the faire when it comes around every summer, but I'm always in my regular street clothes. Just never wanted to spend the silly prices the vendors offer, so some decent gear on the cheap would be great.

Tons. Basically all I have. Just all kinds of old rear end poo poo and reproductions of old rear end poo poo.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Mega64 posted:

drat, nice.

Ever think of offering your services on SA Mart?

made a thread thanks for your idea!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Shrugworth
I've been told this thread is in the gas queue right this minute, I would suggest everyone save their posts because this thread is effectively closed.

Wertjoe
May 10, 2007

I'll take the ghost. My house has been missing that certain je ne sais quoi.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


What is that weird slime on everything

Does it come off? If its dangerous can I get a refund

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


it’s ectoplasm, which is cum

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have a dishwasher that dont work you can have it for $25, if you can get it to work then it will be $50

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Literally A Person posted:

I feel like, sure, I'd lose a few bucks on the tv but imagine the fat money stacks I'd get for the spoons. So much cash I'd be getting paper cuts fr fr.

I heard a crackhead say this same idea once.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I heard a crackhead say this same idea once.

This is not the only thing we have in common...

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Do you got any living things available for $25?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you got any living things available for $25?

Gotta be a pillbug here somewhere

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'd like the front door key. Do you have any CCTV cameras? I'll take those too.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Oh sweet, the giant crab claws from the One Man Show. That was my favorite part(because of the humour)!

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Literally A Person posted:

Gotta be a pillbug here somewhere

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