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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
You know he was one of those corporate-designed, ultra cool, backwards hat types? Made so kids would look up to him when he warned against putting your hands in grime and touching your mouth or eyes. Not to eat dirt and bugs, and to wash out your cuts real good.

When you got older, you guessed it, there was Kenneth to tell you about avoiding romantic maladies and inauspicious pregnancies to boot.

This has been driving me nuts lately.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
No real teenager would go by Kenneth, I'm calling shenanigans.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
Edward rear end

SeenYourPoopypants
Mar 10, 2024

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Larry Cum Free posted:

Edward rear end

Ed Balls

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

No we had some horrifying 70s claymation on a projector and there was a hosed up plaque man with a lawnmower thing that attacked teeth.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Found it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U2GQJzsJIds

This poo poo was already 20 years old when they showed it to us.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

No

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
So is this a friend of yours or some sort of hallucination or what? What are talking about?

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

AKA Pseudonym posted:

So is this a friend of yours or some sort of hallucination or what? What are talking about?

No no no no. A series of educational videos

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

No, but I did have to watch the cavity creeps

https://youtu.be/0fLTh0IVOkQ?feature=shared

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
Pretty much the only lesson from Clean Teen Kenneth Jones that I actually use is wearing sturdy gloves before exploring the contents of an unattended rucksack.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Sounds very punctilious for a teenager. I suppose that's how he got the nickname.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Hell yes.

Mr Wizard holds up as well.

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