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Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib
Pretty sure we all want to be fun prance elves, so let's get this poo poo started. You post in this thread, you become a LotR character. Maybe Mr. Jeff Amazon will read this and put you in the next Rings of Power show or something.

Me first:

Tűbân was a mysterious wanderer of the Haradwaith, a traveler from distant lands who brought tales of far-off deserts and forgotten oases. Known for his deep knowledge of herbs and poisons, he was both feared and respected by those who sought his counsel.

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Go for it dude.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

let's hear it

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
hell yeah hobbit time motherfuckers

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Go for it dude.

Dűrathar was a strange and mischievous creature of the southern lands, often appearing in the company of outlaws and rogue traders. Known for his crass humor and wild behavior, Dűrathar was regarded as both an entertainer and an annoyance. His sharp wit and ability to mimic voices earned him a place in the folklore of many taverns, where tales of his antics spread far and wide. Despite his foolish demeanor, there were whispers that he knew secrets few others did.

naem
May 29, 2011

I would like one please

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

bradzilla posted:

let's hear it

Bradzűl was a towering and fearsome warlord of the Misty Mountains, known for his insatiable thirst for conquest. His temper and sheer force on the battlefield earned him the name "the Mountain's Roar." Under his rule, orcs and trolls alike bowed to his might, and he led countless raids against the Free Peoples. Despite his brutality, there was a strange, almost regal presence about him, as if his ambitions reached beyond mere bloodshed.

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

hello

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Tube posted:

Dűrathar was a strange and mischievous creature of the southern lands, often appearing in the company of outlaws and rogue traders. Known for his crass humor and wild behavior, Dűrathar was regarded as both an entertainer and an annoyance. His sharp wit and ability to mimic voices earned him a place in the folklore of many taverns, where tales of his antics spread far and wide. Despite his foolish demeanor, there were whispers that he knew secrets few others did.

Nice!

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

the holy poopacy posted:

hell yeah hobbit time motherfuckers

Halopip was a curious and quirky hobbit from the Shire, known for his odd habits and amusing philosophies about the simple things in life. He held that even the most ordinary moments, such as tending to the garden or enjoying a well-cooked meal, were sacred acts of a higher calling. His fellow hobbits often chuckled at his eccentric musings, but his infectious joy and unwavering belief in the importance of the small things made him beloved in Hobbiton. Many of his whimsical sayings became common phrases among the hobbit-folk.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Yes please

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Let's do it, I'm finally here early

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

naem posted:

I would like one please

Naeomir was an enigmatic ranger from the forests of Ithilien, known for his elusive presence and ability to blend into the shadows. Few knew his true origins, and he often appeared unexpectedly to offer cryptic advice or aid in times of need. Legends spoke of him as a guardian of forgotten places, protecting ancient ruins and hidden groves from those who would exploit them. His name was whispered with reverence, as both a guide and a mystery.

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Lúvethin was a mischievous and carefree hobbit, known for his cheeky sense of humor and disregard for the more proper customs of the Shire. Despite his irreverence, he was beloved for his good-natured pranks and infectious laughter, which brightened even the gloomiest of days. He often spoke in riddles and jokes, making light of serious matters, but beneath his jovial exterior, some believed he held a deeper wisdom about the simplicity and joys of life in Middle-earth.

Doomsday Jesus
Oct 8, 2004

Doomsday Jesus we need you now.
Hit me with your best shot.

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Jelly posted:

Yes please

Gelidor the Wolf-Friend was a reclusive elf of Lothlórien, famed for his deep connection with wolves, who followed him as protectors and companions. He had an almost mystical bond with the wild packs that roamed the forests and mountains, often seen walking among them without fear. It was said that Gelidor could calm even the most ferocious beasts and call upon the wolves for aid in times of need. His gentle nature masked a fierce loyalty to his friends, both elven and animal alike, and he was known to defend the forests with the ferocity of his wolf allies.

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
Oh hell yeah

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Nicodemus Dumps posted:

Let's do it, I'm finally here early

Nírondem was a peculiar and reclusive scholar from the archives of Minas Tirith, often shrouded in mystery and the subject of strange rumors. Known for his deep dives into forgotten lore, he spent much of his time among dusty tomes, seeking truths others had long abandoned. Though his demeanor was often gruff and eccentric, Nírondem’s knowledge of ancient secrets made him a valuable, if unpredictable, ally. His knack for uncovering both hidden wisdom and unwanted truths earned him a reputation as someone who could "dig up the past"—both metaphorically and literally.

GreatMrPopo
Apr 17, 2003
i love kami-sama
Oh dang I'm down

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Hit me.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'm ready.

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Doomsday Jesus posted:

Hit me with your best shot.

Dúmiel of the Last Light was a prophetic figure from the early Third Age, a wandering seer who roamed the lands of Middle-earth, foretelling the coming of great doom and salvation. His visions of a final reckoning, where light and darkness would clash in a cataclysmic battle, spread both fear and hope wherever he traveled. Though some believed him to be a divine messenger, others saw him as a harbinger of despair. His cryptic warnings and mysterious presence left a lasting mark on the hearts of those who crossed his path, never quite knowing if he foretold the end of all things or the dawn of a new era.

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

Tube posted:

Lúvethin was a mischievous and carefree hobbit, known for his cheeky sense of humor and disregard for the more proper customs of the Shire. Despite his irreverence, he was beloved for his good-natured pranks and infectious laughter, which brightened even the gloomiest of days. He often spoke in riddles and jokes, making light of serious matters, but beneath his jovial exterior, some believed he held a deeper wisdom about the simplicity and joys of life in Middle-earth.

:D

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
do it to me

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.
I would also like to be in this particular fictional universe.

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Zore posted:

Oh hell yeah

Zorendir was a skilled and elusive ranger from the northern reaches of Eriador. Known for his silent footsteps and unmatched archery, he was often hired as a guide through the treacherous wilds. His past remained a mystery, and some whispered that he had once been a member of a forgotten elven house. Zorendir roamed the ancient forests and ruins, seeking out remnants of old magic and lost relics, always appearing when least expected and disappearing just as quickly. His name was often spoken in awe by those who had witnessed his uncanny ability to evade danger.

Doomsday Jesus
Oct 8, 2004

Doomsday Jesus we need you now.

Tube posted:

Dúmiel of the Last Light was a prophetic figure from the early Third Age, a wandering seer who roamed the lands of Middle-earth, foretelling the coming of great doom and salvation. His visions of a final reckoning, where light and darkness would clash in a cataclysmic battle, spread both fear and hope wherever he traveled. Though some believed him to be a divine messenger, others saw him as a harbinger of despair. His cryptic warnings and mysterious presence left a lasting mark on the hearts of those who crossed his path, never quite knowing if he foretold the end of all things or the dawn of a new era.

I love it. Thanks!

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

GreatMrPopo posted:

Oh dang I'm down

Gorompo was an enigmatic and jovial Maiar spirit who served under Yavanna in the early ages of Middle-earth. Known for his eccentric attire and strange habits, Gorompo delighted in overseeing the growth of strange and exotic flora in hidden groves. Despite his often whimsical demeanor, he possessed great wisdom and was revered for his understanding of nature’s deeper mysteries. His laughter was said to echo through the forests, and though he rarely involved himself in the affairs of mortals, those who met him left with newfound insight into the hidden balances of the world.

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.





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'Sup?

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Grítharion, often called the "Grey Cat" by those who knew of him, was a wandering Elven scout from the woodland realms. Clad in a grey cloak that blended with the mists and shadows, he was swift, silent, and elusive, much like the feline that inspired his moniker. Grítharion was known for his sharp eyes and ability to navigate the most dangerous terrain, often slipping unnoticed through enemy lines to gather intelligence. Legends whispered that he possessed the grace and agility of a cat, able to move with stealth even in the heart of danger.

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Sofweniel was a lighthearted and cheerful hobbit-lass from the Eastfarthing, known for her boundless energy and love of storytelling. Though small in stature, her personality was larger than life, and she often entertained the folk of the Shire with her lively tales of adventure and mischief. Sofweniel was also known for her knack for solving local disputes with charm and wit, earning her the affectionate title "the Peacemaker of Hobbiton." Despite her humble origins, her wisdom and joyful nature made her a beloved figure in the Shire's lore.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world
Grimey Drawer
Yes please!

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Buttchocks posted:

do it to me

Buthok was a particularly stout-legged dwarf of the Iron Hills, known for his blunt humor and relentless determination in battle. Though often underestimated due to his comical demeanor, Buthok was a fierce warrior with a heart of iron. His laughter would echo through the halls as he swung his axe, and while some mocked his lighthearted attitude, his courage and loyalty were unmatched. Among his kin, Buthok was a legend for always keeping spirits high, even in the darkest of times, earning him the nickname "the Laughing Hammer."

Hattie Masters
Aug 29, 2012

COMICS CRIMINAL
Grimey Drawer
Hell yeah let's go

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

A Fancy Hat posted:

I would also like to be in this particular fictional universe.

Anfathir, known as "the Fancy Hat," was an eccentric but highly respected wizard who wandered the lands of Middle-earth. His signature, an elaborately decorated hat adorned with feathers and strange symbols, became his calling card. Despite his flamboyant appearance, Anfathir was a master of subtle magic, often using illusion and charm to solve problems without direct confrontation. He traveled from village to village, offering wisdom, counsel, and the occasional enchanted trinket, his peculiar style making him unforgettable wherever he went.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Hattie Masters posted:

Hell yeah let's go

this!!!

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Sure.

I'll be very sad if bird with a big dick doesn't opt in.

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Burthar was a hardy and steadfast farmer from the rolling hills of the Westfold in Rohan. Though not a warrior by trade, his strength and resolve were legendary among his people. When the need arose, Burthar defended his homeland with the same determination he applied to his fields, wielding a simple pitchfork with surprising skill. Known for his grounded wisdom and sense of duty, he was a pillar of his community, embodying the resilience of Rohan’s common folk.

GreatMrPopo
Apr 17, 2003
i love kami-sama

Tube posted:

Gorompo was an enigmatic and jovial Maiar spirit who served under Yavanna in the early ages of Middle-earth. Known for his eccentric attire and strange habits, Gorompo delighted in overseeing the growth of strange and exotic flora in hidden groves. Despite his often whimsical demeanor, he possessed great wisdom and was revered for his understanding of nature’s deeper mysteries. His laughter was said to echo through the forests, and though he rarely involved himself in the affairs of mortals, those who met him left with newfound insight into the hidden balances of the world.

Hell yeah, ty friend

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Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Tube posted:

Nírondem was a peculiar and reclusive scholar from the archives of Minas Tirith, often shrouded in mystery and the subject of strange rumors. Known for his deep dives into forgotten lore, he spent much of his time among dusty tomes, seeking truths others had long abandoned. Though his demeanor was often gruff and eccentric, Nírondem’s knowledge of ancient secrets made him a valuable, if unpredictable, ally. His knack for uncovering both hidden wisdom and unwanted truths earned him a reputation as someone who could "dig up the past"—both metaphorically and literally.

Thanks Tube

Thube

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