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I was talking with a friend of mine and they were shocked that growing up, and still to this day with my own kid, I used/give to the popcorn puke bucket which is a large metal bowl that we will use for air popped popcorn when doing a movie night but also if I was or now my kid is sick they just throw up into it and I’ll dump, clean it out and give it back for the next throw up Obviously afterwards it’s dishwashered and cleaned before the next use, is this weird?
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Sep 15, 2024 01:03
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It's... Fine I guess but probably weird yeah I think most people use a bucket or small trashcan for puke, not something they intend to put food in
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Sep 15, 2024 01:12
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Would you feel the same if it was a Popcorn Poop Bucket?
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Sep 15, 2024 01:21
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I do this too. A bowl is a bowl without inserting magical thinking into it.
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Sep 15, 2024 01:24
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credburn posted:Would you feel the same if it was a Popcorn Poop Bucket? I think I wouldnt, because poop is different from throw up, but, that being said if it was properly washed, I’d still use it, also, throw ups happen so rarely while you poop all the time so it would probably just be a dedicated poop bucket and not used for anything else
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Sep 15, 2024 01:33
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Wait if you're eating from the popcorn bowl instead of the vomit bowl then Im eating....... oh no *laugh track*
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Sep 15, 2024 01:35
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Tube posted:I do this too. A bowl is a bowl without inserting magical thinking into it. Feelings aren't "thinking" and not getting grossed out by something isn't necessarily a rational decision you can just choose I'm just surprised anyone would go for a food bowl instead of a bucket or bathroom trash can. For depth and splashback if nothing else
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Sep 15, 2024 01:36
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We used to use the mixing bowl for this. It was cleaned up and used for making cakes and whatever after we'd puked in it. As long as its washed who really gives a gently caress? At that point you'd have to have different bowls for different foods otherwise your corn flakes might be coming into contact with a surface recently touched by tomato soup.
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Sep 15, 2024 01:39
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credburn posted:Would you feel the same if it was a Popcorn Poop Bucket? Cassette Moodcore posted:I think I wouldnt, because poop is different from throw up, but, that being said if it was properly washed, I’d still use it, also, throw ups happen so rarely while you poop all the time so it would probably just be a dedicated poop bucket and not used for anything else first page and OP already admitted theyd eat out of a toilet, this thread is destined for the goldmine
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Sep 15, 2024 03:48
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exhausted parents with sick kids do the calculus pretty quick on cleaning puke off a carpet vs cleaning puke out of a stainless steel cooking container
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Sep 15, 2024 03:52
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Loden Taylor posted:exhausted parents with sick kids do the calculus pretty quick on cleaning puke off a carpet vs cleaning puke out of a stainless steel cooking container No doubt that would be a much better option. I just question why it would be the first option
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Sep 15, 2024 03:56
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by the time your kid is old enough to be given a container to puke into, most parents are pretty well inured to bodily fluids because kids are loving gross at that point you're basically like gently caress it, at least this thing is stainless and dishwasher safe
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Sep 15, 2024 04:04
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just leash them to a post in the yard at that point
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Sep 15, 2024 04:04
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Chrs posted:We used to use the mixing bowl for this. It was cleaned up and used for making cakes and whatever after we'd puked in it. Does this same principle apply to the Reddit poop knife? quote:My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your rear end and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my hosed up family with their hosed up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.
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Sep 15, 2024 04:04
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They sell these things called trash bags. You can use them to line your puke receptacle of choice prior to it being vomited in.
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Sep 15, 2024 04:22
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just barf in the loving toilet
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Sep 15, 2024 05:10
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it was good enough for a human to eat going down and it’s still at least good enough for a dog to eat on the way up, so yeah no big deal share that popcorn bowl
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Sep 15, 2024 05:13
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My ex once puked in one of my kitchen mixing bowls (it was some ancient brown plastic thing) while sitting on the kitchen floor in a drunken panic. I threw it out the next day.
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Sep 15, 2024 05:18
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bossy lady posted:just barf in the loving toilet TrashMammal posted:it was good enough for a human to eat going down and it’s still at least good enough for a dog to eat on the way up, so yeah no big deal share that popcorn bowl you can combine these ideas for maximal efficiency
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Sep 15, 2024 05:18
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bossy lady posted:just barf in the loving toilet Kids are pretty bad at judging when it's time to get up and dash to the bathroom
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Sep 15, 2024 05:19
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i mean, if its a metal bowl, then who cares?? you don't throw out your silverware after you use it to put food in your mouth, what's the difference?
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Sep 15, 2024 05:40
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i mean if you think about it, vomit is just food in a different part of its existence than we are used to
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Sep 15, 2024 05:43
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Aishlinn posted:i mean, if its a metal bowl, then who cares?? you don't throw out your silverware after you use it to put food in your mouth, what's the difference? would you cut steak with a poop knife? Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:i mean if you think about it, vomit is just food in a different part of its existence than we are used to and diarrhea is just supercritical pizza
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Sep 15, 2024 05:47
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Ok I’m feeling validated here, and to the trash bag comment, that seems wasteful unless you re-use it for the whole sick cycle but that’s just gross And for the toilet comment, also gross, I clean my toilets regularly but puking in the toilet should only be reserved for hungover people as a lesson to not drink so much
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Sep 15, 2024 05:47
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Worf posted:would you cut steak with a poop knife? the poop knife is specifically described as "rusty" so no.
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Sep 15, 2024 05:49
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preferring to puke in something you eat out of rather than somewhere you poo poo is some next level dumbass
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Sep 15, 2024 05:49
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My parents did this when we were growing up and it made a lot of sense to me at the time, kids are really bad at aiming puke and we knew it  As an adult I have the coordination and bodily control that the toilet is the only bowl I need to commandeer but I don't blame any parents for going for something convenient, portable, and wide.
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Sep 15, 2024 06:07
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Worf posted:preferring to puke in something you eat out of rather than somewhere you poo poo is some next level dumbass Would you barf into a diaper?
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Sep 15, 2024 06:21
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Puking into a mixing bowl sounds tricky and messy? The small rubbermaid trashcans are perfect for it, tall enough to grab from a bed/couch without getting up, easy to wash out. Don't use a liner puke in a trashbag is a loving nightmare just dump it into the toilet, rinse it clean in the shower. Were my family the only ones who ate popcorn out of the big-rear end translucent yellow tupperware bowl?
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Sep 15, 2024 06:31
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Yeah it was a bug green Tupperware bowl but it was deffo for popcorn and also puking
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Sep 15, 2024 06:32
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Devils Affricate posted:Would you barf into a diaper? Yes
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Sep 15, 2024 06:44
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Voting "Small Trash can is more practical in every single way, totally invalidating the question"
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Sep 15, 2024 06:55
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reignonyourparade posted:Voting "Small Trash can is more practical in every single way, totally invalidating the question" Not everybody has a small trash can but everyone has dozens of popcorn buckets
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Sep 15, 2024 07:15
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Popcorn bucket like a metal bucket or a waxed paper bucket? Wait you mean a metal bowl nvm
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Sep 15, 2024 07:23
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Worf posted:Yes DM me
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Sep 15, 2024 07:27
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Aesop Poprock posted:Not everybody has a small trash can but everyone has dozens of popcorn buckets Obviously
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Sep 15, 2024 07:35
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Turdo posted:Popcorn bucket like a metal bucket or a waxed paper bucket? I mean this, of which everyone has dozens 
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Sep 15, 2024 07:37
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I was picturing a couple things based on the thread title but that was none of them
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Sep 15, 2024 07:47
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We use the big pot we cook gumbo and do crab boils in. It adds a little flavor
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Sep 15, 2024 07:51
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just make your popcorn in a regular toilet bowl op
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