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want to peer into the subconscious of goons. any sucky dream. Here's a few of mine. I had been condemned to be tied into the "last year of ww2 hitler simulator" where at the end they kill you IRL. If you don't kill yourself in the fuhrerbunker (they retrofit your room to be the fuhrerbunker) they send in "soviets" (dudes in outfits) to kill you. Entire thing was like downfall but stupid. Just pacing my tiny rear end room, looking at my PC, commanding the shreds of the wehrmacht I had to go burn down a walmart (i depicted this act by burning down a walmart in minecraft, made of blue wool) and they shook their bald heads up and down as though they understood. I knew the end was coming and I kept pacing until my mother informed me my father and her had conducted a plan- an elevator lead to a parking garage, where he was to smuggle me to my favorite fish and chips place (of which I have none- I like fish and chips but I dont have a "spot"). The paranoia was palpable, I kept thinking I would get away, but the dream suddenly ended. I assume I was shot in the back of the head. such is life. another one I had was my mother coming into my room and telling me nuclear warheads were coming and all we could do was sit and wait. she did some pagan prayer, my brother came in, and the dream ends with a rumbling sound coming ever closer 
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This is a pretty good trhead. First one was when i was stuck in a steamboat Willy world for two weeks. (My vivid dreams last long time). The other was every time I fell asleep hypnotizing myself to “the sphinx of hypnotica”.
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I just stopped taking Hydroxyzine after a year in August cause out of nowhere it started giving me these bizarrely lucid dreams that didn't feel at all like I was dreaming, they were extremely vivid and I would actually be confused upon waking and not able to tell if I was still dreaming or not. Most of them were interesting or even pleasant but one was me getting a new job at some sort of huge bar/restauraunt and getting to know the people there (although I had no memory of my first day working there or what happened to my actual job which was already weird in the dream) after our shift was over and everyone seemed really cool. They were all doing this big after party thing in the bar but I said I probably had to get home to my boyfriend and I'd take them up on them next time, so I'm walking to the parking lot and look over to see a group of like four of my coworkers talking in this alley way next to the lot and suddenly gun fire rings out and they just got mowed down by semi-automatic gun fire. I just booked it to the right towards a tree line surrounded by residential houses and was running past them when I heard what must have been someone who got shot in the lung or something inside one of the houses from a stray shot and they were making this increasingly loud and horrendous gasp/moaning noise until I woke up with my vision in a line from sheer panic I literally just flushed the pills down the toilet cause that was ridiculous
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Sep 15, 2024 06:41
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I used to dream in IRC back in 2004. Like loving typing text. In a dream. 
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Usually my loved ones dying. For a more interesting one, I had a very vivid dream where I was a little boy who just moved to Japan. I remember being entranced by the sunlight coming through autumn leaves outside and hearing a motorcycle passing by in the distance. Really detailed stuff. I was chilling in my room and stepped over to the balcony to check out my view. Suddenly, something started crawling out of one of the pots on the balcony. I didn't want to wait to find out what it was and I ran to my door, but was fumbling with the door knob. I glanced into my open closet and saw a pair of dead feet standing behind the clothes, and a little voice in my head whispered "Don't go to the closet for help." The thing had fully crawled out of the pot revealing itself to be your standard little Japanese girl ghost and she was coming into the room. I finally got the bedroom door open and ran down the hallway. I spotted my (dream) father sitting in the hall closet in a Buddha pose. I begged him for help, but he remained still. It was then the little ghost girl rushed into the hallway and grabbed me around the waist. I woke up and could still feel her holding me. Spooked me good! Also I think the closet ghost was warning me my dream dad was an unhelpful dick. Shoulda kept running. gently caress you, dream dad.
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Das Boo posted:Usually my loved ones dying. Do you think any of this has impacted your affinity for Toe Rings?
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Sep 15, 2024 06:57
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Do you think any of this has impacted your affinity for Toe Rings? I haven't worn them since 6th grade, so you may be onto something!
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This one was from a very long time ago, but I still remember it clearly. It was based on actual events. My mom had punished my little brother for something, and made him go to his room. He got out his crayons and made a card for her. Then he ran out of his room, threw it at her and, tears in his eyes shouted "I love you mean, mean mommy!" and ran back into his room. The card had a heart and those words, as well as he could write them as a five year old. It really messed up my mom, who cried buckets after he did that. She kept that card for decades. The other event was something that happened a little later. I was at an air show and a skydiving team jumped out of a plane. One of the skydivers had a chute malfunction and I had a front row seat to watch him plummet to the ground and die. It was traumatic and memorable for me. My dream combined these two items, and it was my brother who was in that parachute malfunction, yelling "I love you, mean, mean mommy" in his five year old voice as he fell to his death. Not sure why I dreamed this. But it has stuck with me all these years. I've had many other nightmares, but most of them fade with time. This one still stands out.
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paralyzed as a man strips my flesh always wake up screaming since I can't speak during the dream
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Blow posted:I used to dream in IRC back in 2004. This, except instead of typing text I'm writing code that fails to compile. It also seems to be the only type of dream my stupid brain will let me have these days. The worst part is I don't even get paid for it.
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Sep 15, 2024 08:54
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Nightmares are one thing, but sometimes I have dreams where I'm just doing chores. Like I clean all the dishes in the sink and then do some vacuuming and tidying up, and it feels just as boring and stressful as it does in real life, then I wake up and none of that poo poo is actually done. Honestly I'd rather get chased by a ghost or something. Even with the "loved ones dying" dreams, at least you wake up and are like "oh, that didn't actually happen  " but with the chore dreams it's just "oh, that didn't actually happen  "
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Genesplicer posted:This one was from a very long time ago, but I still remember it clearly. It was based on actual events. My mom had punished my little brother for something, and made him go to his room. He got out his crayons and made a card for her. Then he ran out of his room, threw it at her and, tears in his eyes shouted "I love you mean, mean mommy!" and ran back into his room. The card had a heart and those words, as well as he could write them as a five year old. It really messed up my mom, who cried buckets after he did that. She kept that card for decades. Deep.
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I had a dream about a sullen eyed, pale, featureless, lanky figure that lived behind a fire place in a home I once was a resident at. It would come out from behind the fireplace, stand over me when I slept, and would psychically insert the darkest visions, and scenarios into my mind. It was terrifying.
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Sep 15, 2024 09:21
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I should also probably mention that I was both aware of the psychic manipulations in my mind, as well as the presence of the figure over me close to my head. I don't live there any more.
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Sep 15, 2024 09:33
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I recently had a dream that one of my birds was sick and I held him in my hand and his little head crumbled off like a piece of cake
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Sep 15, 2024 09:51
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I used to have recurring dreams where someone in my life (friends, family, etc) was in horrible danger and I wanted to save them but couldn't do anything. The dream would be stressful but it wouldn't linger after? Idk, my partner sometimes wakes up from dreams really emotionally distraught but usually if I have a "bad dream" it's more like I saw a scary movie than anything.
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Paleface just wanted to share his favorite videos with you. Instead of establishing personal boundaries and telling him to knock it off, you moved to a different house. Typical goon move, lol.
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First day in GBS and I'm naked and girls are laughing at my posts
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Have you not ever had a dream that your teeth were falling out? Like you bite into a apple in your dream and your teeth break off?
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I smoke too much weed and rarely remember my dreams, but I remember one I had maybe 15 years ago that really stuck with me. I was in the front yard of our old house, a kinda ramshackle old 18th century colonial set about a 1/4 mile back in the woods. In the dream, a man in a suit walking a bloodhound approaches me, but the dog is rotting. Like, its flesh is sloughing off and it's decaying. I reach out to pat the dog and it bites my hand. Then I woke up. I've also had several pretty vivid dreams of usually kind of mundane but bucolic places that don't exist irl, and wake up wondering what amalgamation of actual locations I've been to that I built my dream out of.
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Sep 15, 2024 11:14
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I dreamt the other day I got a hair cut. Wasn't even weird or anything
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Not often but occasionally I have a dream where I'm in a place and everything is filthy. Not like visibly filthy but I just know on some level (like you do in dreams) that everything is somehow putrid and wrong, like contaminated with some horrible disease or something else gross. There was one where the place was a hospital. The walls were all a nasty green colour and everything was vile. A couple of years ago I had the grossest dream I can remember ever having. I think I posted about it before. In the dream I was tasked for some reason with making poo poo sandwiches. I think I was making them for a bunch of coprophiliacs who were really keen to have a bunch of poo poo sandwiches to play with and eat. Why was I associating with people like that in the dream and why was it me that had to make them their poo poo sandwiches? I don't know. The sandwiches were on white bread and the poo poo was like, diarrhoea consistency, so they were all soggy. I think I made them and put them in a tupperware box or something. And then once I'd made enough sandwiches I think I told them via a phone call "your sandwiches are ready, have fun I guess" and I was preoccupied with the need to wash my hands, which makes perfect sense I suppose. I am not a coprophiliac and I don't to my knowledge know any coprophiliacs in real life so the dream was totally out of left field and as bizarre as it was disgusting.
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Fine. I stopped smoking weed for a bit. Started dreaming. I dreamed that I was at party out in the sticks up Newcastle way with my ex-gf and my bff (dead). Bad people. Jetskis. Fire. Running through the bush to get help. Then I was in a deserted suburb. Like everyone just left. A child's tricycle on a lawn with a wheel spinning. A nice day. Then a loving black bear comes out of nowhere (I'm in Australia so idk). I climb a tree. The bear climbs up too. Then I wake up with my heart pounding out of my chest in a panic attack. Calm down. Go back to sleep. Back in the dream. Running from the bear. Wake up. Repeat.
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My run-of-the-mill stress dreams are all about logistics for some reason. Lots of people have stress dreams where they have an exam and they haven't studied for it. I was always really good at passing exams but I get dreams where I know I have an exam but I don't know where or when it is, so I might be missing it or already have missed it. Sometimes I have a dream where I'm supposed to be going abroad but I've travelled to my parents' house and realised that I left my passport back at my house and I have to rush to get it or I'll not be able to travel.
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Sep 15, 2024 11:34
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Sometimes I have dreams where I am in trouble with the police. They are the worst. Stressful.
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The ones where your teeth break also suck. It's gonna be so expensive and I gotta walk around with this pointy bone in my mouth until I can get in.
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Sep 15, 2024 14:54
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Blow posted:Have you not ever had a dream that your teeth were falling out? Yeah, this!
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Aesop Poprock posted:I just stopped taking Hydroxyzine after a year in August cause out of nowhere it started giving me these bizarrely lucid dreams that didn't feel at all like I was dreaming, they were extremely vivid and I would actually be confused upon waking and not able to tell if I was still dreaming or not[...] goddamn man. I was on hydroxizine for about a year too and I stopped cause I thought it was giving me acid flashbacks (turns out bad enough stress/certain visual input with a scrolling pattern will just cause that). I can't say it ever made my dreams weird.
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Aesop Poprock posted:I just stopped taking Hydroxyzine after a year in August cause out of nowhere it started giving me these bizarrely lucid dreams that didn't feel at all like I was dreaming, they were extremely vivid and I would actually be confused upon waking and not able to tell if I was still dreaming or not. Most of them were interesting or even pleasant but one was me getting a new job at some sort of huge bar/restauraunt and getting to know the people there (although I had no memory of my first day working there or what happened to my actual job which was already weird in the dream) after our shift was over and everyone seemed really cool. W A K E U P
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Stuck crawling through a never ending labyrinth that isn't wide enough to turn around in. Sometimes there are visuals, and sometimes it's just darkness. Really really blows.
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Sep 15, 2024 15:46
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The worst dreams are the ones you lived and have to relive on repeat.
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Free-falling in a defective elevator. I’ve had this recurring dream since I was a kid, and every time I wake up before I hit the bottom floor. And every time I’m jolted awake, my body feels like it hit terminal velocity and my nerves are destroyed.
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Sep 15, 2024 16:12
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Rap battle against my old geography teacher and I'm losing
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I don't really know why, but I've been mostly incapable of having real nightmares for my whole life. Like, I'll wake up & start writing my dream down, and then I'll realize that it probably SHOULD be a nightmare but I didn't feel scared or tense for the whole time. The "worst" dream I had was probably the one where my grandmother & I got carjacked at gunpoint by monks, but that was more surprise than outright fear/tension.Blow posted:Sometimes I have dreams where I am in trouble with the police. One time I had a dream in which my uncle & I were being accosted by this young trainee cop who could barely handle his gun & was kind of like a bumbly teenage Don Knotts character or something, but I realized it was a dream (but not lucidly somehow -- realizing it was a dream was just part of the dream  ) and reassured my uncle that we could ignore him.
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i shot a kid in a dream with a cheytac intervention then it switched to his perspective as he lay dying in the snow and i begged him not to tell anyone and i was like here you can hit me back we'll be even cmon cmon then made my way to escape town still with the intervention on my back. woke up and felt guilty the entire day
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Twenty some years ago I had just gone through a lovely breakup that ended with my girlfriend moving out. One of my first nights alone in the apartment and still missing her I had a dream she had died and I was at her funeral. As I peered in to the casket her gnarly corpse sat up and screamed in my face. I have a lot of dreams about plane crashes. Either I’m in the plane or watching it crash from the ground, sometimes both at the same time somehow. I also dream about the moon exploding or an asteroid hitting the earth. Mostly my dreams are just frustrating or confusing situations or I’m hopelessly lost. I wake up and can’t remember what it was exactly but the bad feelings stick with me all day. Dreams suck.
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I had a crazy lovely dream a couple weeks ago. Just a complete waste of a dream. I dreamt I was having trouble at work and my boss was my 5th grade teacher. And the whole dream was her calling me into her office to lecture me on what a lovely employee I was.
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Sep 15, 2024 19:37
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sometimes i dream that im trying to suck my own dick and my neck extends all teh way to my own rear end and i start slurpin turds and crying
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then i wake up and im actually doing that
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