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credburn
Jun 22, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 17 days!)

I'll resurrect this thread in a little over ten years and see how prescient any of you were.

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Worse than 2034 which was worse then 2033

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
In the year 2035, Gargoyles rule Earth. One man ... will ... kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzE4Mhn7pgI

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
OP will die in a car accident in the rain on June 18th 2025 (or at least that's what the GPS on the car says) and be unable to resurrect the thread.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 17 days!)

Funky See Funky Do posted:

OP will die in a car accident in the rain on June 18th 2025 (or at least that's what the GPS on the car says) and be unable to resurrect the thread.

On my mother's birthday no less :ohdear:

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
People are bitching that they're rebooting the MCU in 2033 and saying that RDJr's digital avatar is STILL young enough to keep playing Stan Lee's cameo appearances.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i will have robot arms and sweet tank treads instead of legs

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




by 2035 we will have entered the age of ethical capitalism

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I'll be like I am now but roughly 10 years older. Probably more attractive and gay too.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Is it gay if my gendered roomba sucks me off?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 17 days!)

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Is it gay if my gendered roomba sucks me off?

This is the Post Your Predictions For the year 2035 thread.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

credburn posted:

This is the Post Your Predictions For the year 2035 thread.

Roomba introduced the handsome boy collection in 2031 keep up

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 17 days!)

Here is my prediction: The Simpsons will still be on. Many of the voice actors will be replaced by AI, and when it initially happens we'll all be real upset about it but ultimately it just happens and we end up having the best season in decades.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Is it gay if my gendered roomba sucks me off?

By 2035 we'll know the answer to this.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Everybody on Mars'll be dead.

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Oh yeah, 2035. I know all the years, but the thing that really sticks out to me about that one is the Commander Keen movie was released. It bombed, but had a cult following (was actually a really good movie) and they AI generated a documentary about it that same year.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Improved and inexpensive drones coupled with AI targeting technology will drive us all into a hopeless dystopia where the powerful are untouchable, revolutions or uprisings are impossible and we are all monitored by programmes that will constantly glitch out and report us for poo poo we didn't do.
See the AI cameras watching people at the automatic check out and imagine that every time it makes a mistake and thinks you put something in your bag that you shouldn't have; instead of you waving the person watching the checkout over to override the computer it automatically calls the cops. Since it's cheaper to have 1 cop monitor 100 drones they just send a drone that will automatically tase or maybe even shoot you if it thinks you aren't complying with whatever it demands.

9600 Baud
May 7, 2002

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 27 days!)

I’ll probably be dead or at least really ill and about to die by then lol

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

EVERYONE DEAD

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


cumpantry posted:

EVERYONE DEAD

everyone?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Home Depot introduces the viral 300 ft tall skeleton for Halloween.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

A Fancy Hat posted:

Home Depot introduces the viral 300 ft tall skeleton for Halloween.

they begin to display it in january as christmas season now begins at the end of september

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
giant boobs

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

President Pencilhands

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
10% of the children of today's children won't be able to afford water, food, or other basic amenities. School shootings will have continued, and will probably have progressed into things like hospital shootings or even nursery fire bombings.

Due to the proliferation of homeschooling and book banning, the depth and quality of education will have deteriorated to the point where things like YouTube and social media are a more common source of education.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I will have a girlfriend who thinks it's totally cool and hot how much time I spend playing video games and refreshing internet forums

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

My prediction?


Pain

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
SIlicon Valley + billionaires get millions of people killed and multiple governments + countries destroyed, a la the Chicago School of Economics + Milton Friedman did in the second half of the 20th century.

All things work in cycles.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

ProperCauldron posted:

SIlicon Valley + billionaires get millions of people killed and multiple governments + countries destroyed, a la the Chicago School of Economics + Milton Friedman did in the second half of the 20th century.

All things work in cycles.

History is not a straight line. We live on a beach, and experience the same waves of events again, and again.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

cumpantry posted:

EVERYONE DEAD

so what

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

they begin to display it in january as christmas season now begins at the end of september

They pushed back the start of Christmas season?

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib
11 years? The SA Forums will be long forgotten by then. Looking forward to your thread so that I can be proven wrong.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

president baron trump

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

cumpantry posted:

EVERYONE DEAD

nah, there'll be an unlucky few stragglers in the cracks

theirs is a particularly cursed fate; knowing all what was lost and will never be again.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Rent is a million bux all you get is a coffin

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Jimmy Carter finally sheds his mortal form and becomes the prince of destined death

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Kissinger comes back to life

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Carter and Kissinger have a DBZ style battle over the fate of washington DC

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Donald Trump announces his plans to run for President in 2036.

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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

the mcrib will come back for the very last time

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