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"Hey guys check out this tattoo of my face on my face I got to beat the facial recognition tech" "oh god these drones, always zooming by , what a racket jeesus, can barely eat my ramen" "I mean his wife is a skinjob, not that there's anything wrong with that"
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turn on your monitor
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Oct 3, 2024 10:43
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anybody got any cyberweed
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Oct 3, 2024 10:47
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I lost my dick betting on NFTs, it wasn't much of a dick but now I have to use a straw to take a piss.
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Oct 3, 2024 10:53
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I'm going to get that new Megacorp brain implant. Some people don't trust Megacorp but I think they're on the level.
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Oct 3, 2024 10:55
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I'm going to sign a contract for the special military operation. Then when I get killed by a robot the close-up video of my death might get more digital kudos than the footage of Iranian missiles being intercepted in space.
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Oct 3, 2024 11:00
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Explains why being paid exclusively in the megacorp's cryptocurrency is better than fiat.
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Oct 3, 2024 11:22
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*Upgrades pet dog with BrynUpp(tm) implant* *Dog now realizes how much his master suck and leaves, becomes successful commodities trader*
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Oct 3, 2024 11:38
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That artificial heart looks really cool. But I can't quite afford it. Luckily, I've met this guy who does it for half price. Only downside is I have to pay in advance.
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cant cook creole bream posted:That artificial heart looks really cool. But I can't quite afford it. Luckily, I've met this guy who does it for half price. Only downside is I have to pay in advance. I went with the subscription model , I can't really see and issues
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Oct 3, 2024 11:50
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UPDATE: I couldn't quite scrounge up the money, but I found a this friendly guy who lent me the money. For some reason he and his bodyguards insisted on having a meal with my family at my home before the deal. The fella must be really into personal connections. I've got a good feeling about him. I didn't even need to read that tedious long contract he gave me before signing it. Ivgeny told me that it's all boilerplate anyway.
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Oct 3, 2024 11:54
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All you dumb techheads need to get on this new corporate ownership program, they gave me cyberteeth andd adrenalin auto-injectors and all I have to do is guard some biolab! Thinking of applying for the full K9 conversion plan.
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Oct 3, 2024 12:01
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I was promised a cyberpeen but that back alley surgeon just stole my dick instead. At least I got this coupon for a tube hotel. (Tube hotel turns me into nutrient paste)
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Oct 3, 2024 12:09
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slag deez nuts, choom
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Oct 3, 2024 12:10
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By popular demand posted:I lost my dick betting on NFTs, it wasn't much of a dick but now I have to use a straw to take a piss. you think that’s bad, i just bet my straw and lost
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Oct 3, 2024 12:10
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not advisable to visit the canals at night
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Oct 3, 2024 12:20
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I for one am strongly in favor of having these two biggest megacorps merge. I always hate to decide between their brands. And they will probably give their excess earnings to the customers. Their chief of lip service said so.
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Oct 3, 2024 12:30
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i dumped all my points into swimming
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Oct 3, 2024 12:49
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Some cybersamurai cut all the cables while they were throwing some execs down the shaft, and now I have to climb 38 flights of stairs to get to my desk.
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Oct 3, 2024 12:54
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All this moaning about the megacorps is just a liberal smokescreen. Capitalism is the real enemy. The megacorps provide electricity and filtered atmosphere for billions and if they do occasionally need to purge the unproductive regions then to be honest hello?? Everyone was safely relocated. Or if they weren't they were a liberal and deserved it. The megacorps will help us to smash capitalism.
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Oct 3, 2024 12:58
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Ah gently caress I *BUY MEGACORP, BUY MEGACROP TECH TODAY* think my wetware got *BUY MEGACORP, BUY MEGACROP TECH TODAY* adware spliced while I was *BUY MEGACORP, BUY MEGACROP TECH TODAY* Jacked into cyberspace, and now I *BUY MEGACORP, BUY MEGACROP TECH TODAY* can't stop loving yelling out Mega *BUY MEGACORP, BUY MEGACROP TECH TODAY* corp ads, every five seconds. *BUY MEGACORP, BUY MEGACROP TECH TODAY* I can't even sleep any *BUY MEGACORP, BUY MEGACROP TECH TODAY* more. *BUY MEGACORP, BUY MEGACROP TECH TODAY* *BUY MEGACORP, BUY MEGACROP TECH TODAY* SOMEONE loving CURE ME OR *BUY MEGACORP, BUY MEGACROP TECH TODAY* KILL ME ALREADY!!!
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Oct 3, 2024 13:10
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I gotta turn on my neuralizer to use this dead gay Web 1.0 forum apparently. Hand me a Med-Cola.
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Oct 3, 2024 13:15
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Coca cola was better before they reduced the flavour and added the synth-cocaine.
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Oct 3, 2024 13:18
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goatface posted:Coca cola was better before they reduced the flavour and added the synth-cocaine. Sjhut up you moutghparts! Ah sweet colaja!
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Oct 3, 2024 13:20
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goatface posted:Coca cola was better before they reduced the flavour and added the synth-cocaine. You’re right but check out this cyberpeen straw
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Oct 3, 2024 13:31
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krill makes your farts unbearable and the entire arcology reeks
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Oct 3, 2024 13:52
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These lowborn street-rats are always complaining but when they should be earning. Personally, I earned my place on the board of directors of this company through pure merit and superior intelect. Just like my father and grandfather did!
cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Oct 3, 2024 |
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Oct 3, 2024 14:01
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lie down with slamhounds, get up with nanofleas
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Oct 3, 2024 14:01
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Lowtechs stole my wallet, punched my girlfriend.
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Oct 3, 2024 14:06
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i went into serious, life-transforming debt buying gorilla arms so i can carry printers to womens houses more efficiently
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Oct 3, 2024 14:09
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Yesterday someone at work claimed they saw a bird. His social credit has tanked after telling such a dumb lie.
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Oct 3, 2024 14:09
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*warming hands at fire* "You hear about those clowns on capitol hill? What a bunch of clowns!"
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Oct 3, 2024 14:10
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As a real music fan I get everything on vinyl, there's a warmth to the sound that you don't get having the sensations uploaded directly into your brain
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Oct 3, 2024 14:10
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My cousin named her kid a QR code, but they got a few pixels wrong when they registered it and now her kid's name links to a jenkem deaths memorial page.
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Oct 3, 2024 14:14
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Can we PLEASE listen to something other then 80s synth all the time? It's 2128 for Musk's sake.
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Oct 3, 2024 14:14
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By popular demand posted:Lowtechs stole my wallet, punched my girlfriend. thought that guy killed himself years ago
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Oct 3, 2024 14:23
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*unzips cyberpants to show you cyberpenis*
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Oct 3, 2024 14:31
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cumpantry posted:thought that guy killed himself years ago He flatlined himself, you mean
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Oct 3, 2024 14:32
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Toxic Mental posted:He flatlined himself, you mean yes right. and please put your cyberdong away
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cumpantry posted:yes right. and please put your cyberdong away That's how some people get a re-charge. Don't energy-source shame.
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