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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Relationship deal breakers
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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
What does your potential/current/former/ideal bad relationship have to do/be in order for you to call things off?

For me, one of the big ones is being dead.

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Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006
 Having a Something Awful account.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
If you hate animals, I hate you.
We don't have to be dating, I hate you.

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Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
 If they're a cop.

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

 If you're dumb enough to date me, you're too dumb for me to date.

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Trump Voter
Tobacco use
Ultramarines player
Pepsi drinker
Murderer

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Refusing to haggle.

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

 I wouldn't join a club that'd have me as a member and two people peacefully coexisting counts as a club

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 Refuses to listen to me talk about the giant poo poo I just took

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 Case of the "ick"

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Rubber Chicken posted:

Pepsi drinker

It's the greatest taste around, OP.

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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


 Getting trolled into dressing up as garbage by an 80 year old who can barely talk

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statim
Sep 5, 2003
 Fat.
No, not chubby, no, not large.

Fat like the whale :/

Great vibe, great! convo, had herself an amazing house, wealthy, connected, were close in age.

But fat, as in 'your between my thighs-- it in now? up a bit'

Extremely good woman but uh yeah.

statim fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Nov 1, 2024

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statim
Sep 5, 2003
 In retrospect I should have had some viagara and sucked it up. gently caress.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
That was quick. Nice job OP.

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Das Boo posted:

If you hate animals, I hate you.
We don't have to be dating, I hate you.

Bingo started it by stealing chicken fingers. She drew first blood.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

 People who gently caress my brother. I'm just not okay with that. You can do better, he's a piece of poo poo, have some self respect.

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Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



 Voting. That's a big nope. Not even once. Political opinions are fine but if you vote you need serious help. Jesus christ voters suck.

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

 Sleep farts

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peachy...
Jan 15, 2020

~hey~
Sleep shits

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
poo poo farts

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Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
Indecisiveness. No, wait, tardiness.

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Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
Actually indecisiveness.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Smugworth posted:

Case of the "ick"

Uses the term “ick”.

Sorry smugs, this just isn’t going to work out. It’s not me, it’s you.

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

 smarter than me
sexier than me
funnier than me
cooler than me
:c00lbert:

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ZemblaRex
Sep 21, 2024

 Committing genocide would definitely lead to a serious discussion.

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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
If someone casually threw litter out the window of the car, it'd be over. I know a can or empty wrapper is nothing compared to industrial pollution but I'd still find the action a sign of incompatible world views.

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DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Unshaved legs. Sorry ladies, the patriarchy instilled this into me, and I cannot turn it off.
Littering
Mean to animals
Obesity
Only form of television is anime
Doesn't wipe
Doesn't let me wipe

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

 needa bitch thats a brute to animals and kicks babies

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Anything less than exemplary treatment of service workers.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 A Protestant

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Is not an insanely wealthy widow on her deathbed.

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KadcoBeverages
Jul 22, 2024

It's 6 PM somewhere
Being into any woo or superstition. Gods, crystal healing, faith. Believing in something without any evidence is pointless and making decisions from these places is dangerous.

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Bonerland Hitman
Jun 29, 2003


INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE

Introduction

1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Disco Pope posted:

tardiness.

you ableist piece of poo poo

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Albino Broccoli
Aug 5, 2022
This avatar brought to you by the thickest skinned poster on the site :v:
Smoking

Also if they admit to murdering someone that's probably a red flag

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
 queefing too loud or too quietly

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

redshirt posted:

A Protestant

loving a!!!

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

 too many eyes

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Finding religion

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sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
Big cock and/or large clit

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