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Sy Borg
Sep 20, 2007




Grimey Drawer
First, I really appreciate the monthly current event threads. Compared to others, these operate at a reasonable pace and are pretty thoughtful. So as a long-time lurker, I decided to contribute to the new monthly thread.

To kick-start the conversation and look beyond the next few days: Does anyone any fun Thanksgiving plans? Personally, my wife and I are visiting friends who own a Bed & Breakfast nestled deep in the woods. It'll be nice to get away for a few days; hopefully, the temperature begins to drop.

Also, I just wanted to share timely song, which is a personal favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI6MWZrl8v8

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ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

The only thing I am worried about this month is deciding to either smoke a turkey at home or order one and be lazy.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Planning to smoke a turkey breast as doing a whole turkey is annoying and only feeding the two of us

Nephzinho
Jan 24, 2008





Nick Soapdish posted:

Planning to smoke a turkey breast as doing a whole turkey is annoying and only feeding the two of us

I'll be smoking the smallest turkey I can find while sous vide'ing and then searing in butter a couple of breasts to slice for the platter.

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 28, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


Big turkeys are hard to cook, we have a crowd at thanksgiving so my dad always does like a 12# turkey and then a whole breast. The couple people who really like the dark meat can have some and then there's lots of breast leftovers for sammiches.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Nick Soapdish posted:

Planning to smoke a turkey breast as doing a whole turkey is annoying and only feeding the two of us

I am also planning on just two people. No way we are eating a whole turkey.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
I would prefer it still be spooky season rather than christmas.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

M_Gargantua posted:

I would prefer it still be spooky season rather than christmas.

I would like the execution of spooky season with the idea of xmas. People can participate if they want and not feel bad for not participating, just a chill day for kids and adults don't have to feel obligated to mess with it or not.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Turkey is overrated

Behotti
Apr 30, 2008
Fun Shoe
My wife and I moved at the beginning of this year to the same city as my family. It'll be the first time in many years that I'll be able to have thanksgiving with my side of the family. My sister is a great cook and my mom is too, I'm super excited.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


lightpole posted:

Turkey is overrated

Be careful saying that or Erdogon is gonna come after you

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
I'm driving back to my parents' place this year for the first Thanksgiving there in a good while. Roasting a turkey breast is definitely the way to go for a 4-person dinner, way easier and faster.

And anyway, turkey is turkey, it's the sides that really make the meal.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


My wife is working and then flying to Laos the next day for conservation work. So I'm gonna go by my dad's for dinner then go home, spend the evening with my wife and then proceed to get baked for the rest of the weekend once I drop her off at the airport Friday morning.

Actually, serious question, anyone here ever been to Laos? She's got some pretty basic questions and I figured I'd ask people here before venturing to reddit or something.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!
you silly geese, thanksgiving is over

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

Nick Soapdish posted:

Be careful saying that or Erdogon is gonna come after you

No it's fine it's Türkiye now, you can baselessly slander turkey without fear

Wingnut Ninja posted:

IAnd anyway, turkey is turkey, it's the sides that really make the meal.

I'm not saying that Thanksgiving is an excuse to eat half my body weight in mashed potatoes. But if I did want to eat half my body weight in mashed potatoes...

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


tuesday cannot be over fast enough

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Kith posted:

tuesday cannot be over fast enough
Just can't wait for the last gasp of all the lovely ads during my usual 12 hour orgy of NFL watching on Sunday. Going to have to keep my finger on the mute button the whole time.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Kith posted:

tuesday cannot be over fast enough

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Discussion Quorum posted:

No it's fine it's Türkiye now, you can baselessly slander turkey without fear

I get the idea of not liking the eagle as a national icon because it's a trash bird scavenger rear end in a top hat that sounds stupid, but I will never understand the idea of the turkey being its replacement.


Though now that I type it out a trash bird scavenger rear end in a top hat is actually pretty on point as a representation of the country so I guess it can stick around.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/01/health/texas-miscarriage-death-propublica/index.html

Horrible story about a woman who died as a result of Texas' abortion ban. The article states that she is one of two women that they've found lost their lives because doctors delayed treatment pertaining to miscarriage. Just really sad stuff.

The article goes on to examine similar cases in other states and the muted political response that these deaths have garnered.

Grip it and rip it fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Nov 1, 2024

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!
i wish legislators were responsible for the laws they pass.

your law is directly responsible for an otherwise preventable death, you catch a murder beef

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

bird food bathtub posted:

but I will never understand the idea of the turkey being its replacement.
I dare you to name a more majestic bird :mad:

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009
Going to my aunt and uncle's house for thanksgiving, and will be seeing one of my friends from the boat while I'm there. I quit talking to my parents a little over a year ago, but found out they will be out of country, so it should be a fun time while I'm there.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB
Family is joining me in Hawaii so I need to find a lua or something to attend for Thanksgiving.

Sy Borg
Sep 20, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Cugel the Clever posted:

I dare you to name a more majestic bird :mad:

My friend, have you considered the peacock? Adopting it as our new national bird would finally allow the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to produce actual colorful currency.

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

Cugel the Clever posted:

I dare you to name a more majestic bird :mad:

The F-16 Fighting Falcon

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Sy Borg posted:

My friend, have you considered the peacock? Adopting it as our new national bird would finally allow the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to produce actual colorful currency.



I too was thinking the peacock. They’re majestic rear end in a top hat birds.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
There are neighborhoods in the Tampa area that have flocks of peacocks that roam around. They'll hang out in people's yards and on their roofs.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Sy Borg posted:

My friend, have you considered the peacock? Adopting it as our new national bird would finally allow the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to produce actual colorful currency.


Look at all those eyes, this is clearly a biblical angel given flesh. If you see one, flee!

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.



Cugel the Clever posted:

I dare you to name a more majestic bird :mad:

The American woodcock.

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003

My wife’s aunt and uncle have passed the torch to us after having hosted Thanksgiving for over 50 years.

We’re on the hook for the turkey and a few sides. Good thing the family is good about bringing food to contribute to the meal. Should be a good time.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!

Nystral posted:

I too was thinking the peacock. They’re majestic rear end in a top hat birds.

when i think of america, i think seatbelt extenders, type 2 diabetes, and deep fried butter. majesty isnt an american trait

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


We switched over to doing a chicken or getting a rotisserie chicken the day before and then reheating it with a maple or garlic butter glaze. Not an unreasonable amount of food for two, still have a bit leftover to go with the other leftovers, and there is some variety in terms of light/dark meat, breast, wing, thigh, drum.

I don't know if it is just me, but it feels like turkeys are absolutely insane sizes now. Last week the grocery store had a cooler with them in the meat department and I legit don't think any of them would fit in our oven. Unless maybe the bird was on foil and there was a pan under the rack at the lowest position. If they had like a petite or small turkey it would probably actually sell really well for as many people just do a breast or something else like a ham or brisket. If I had the option and had to serve 4-6 people, I think I would rather do two small turkeys than one loving huge monster. Cooking time would be way more reasonable, amount of food would probably be similar enough, and now you would have four drums. Could also change them up and have one traditional and the other like a teriyaki or something a bit too weird if you only have one bird.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

My Spirit Otter posted:

when i think of america, i think seatbelt extenders, type 2 diabetes, and deep fried butter. majesty isnt an american trait

nah America is lousy with majesty. Its why so many people take it for granted.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Grip it and rip it posted:

nah America is lousy with majesty. Its why so many people take it for granted.









But yeah, absolutely nothing but deep fried butter.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:









But yeah, absolutely nothing but deep fried butter.

almost as if the people spoil the majesty

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

Mustang posted:

There are neighborhoods in the Tampa area that have flocks of peacocks that roam around. They'll hang out in people's yards and on their roofs.

We have them in pockets of Houston, too. Had no idea until one crossed the road in front of me like it owned the place.

Robert Facepalmer posted:

I don't know if it is just me, but it feels like turkeys are absolutely insane sizes now.

Not just you. Everything is being bred and raised to be bigger, sooner (and with a bias towards white meat). I used to have no trouble finding ~4lb chickens, and now I feel lucky to find anything under 5.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!

Discussion Quorum posted:

We have them in pockets of Houston, too. Had no idea until one crossed the road in front of me like it owned the place.

Not just you. Everything is being bred and raised to be bigger, sooner (and with a bias towards white meat). I used to have no trouble finding ~4lb chickens, and now I feel lucky to find anything under 5.

yea, theres something wrong with commercial meat and im not here for it. luckily i live in the land of hutterites so theres good meat for reasonable prices abound. anyone who lives near a hutterite/mennonite/whateverite colony should definitely check it out and see if they sell fresh meat

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

We're going to be doing Thanksgiving day with my family (5 minute drive) and Saturday with my wife's family (4 hour drive).

I wish I got to cook on Thanksgiving, but my mom refuses to let anyone else participate. A few years ago a cat broke her wrist and I got to do the turkey, which I smoked on my Traeger, I did a few beforehand to get the technique down, and it turned out amazing.

Crab Dad posted:

Family is joining me in Hawaii so I need to find a lua or something to attend for Thanksgiving.

A Thanksgiving Lua sounds awesome.

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Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


We don't have any family out here and traveling back to the mainland isnt in the cards this holiday season. Last year we did a small friendsgiving with some coworkers here in Hololulu, deciding whether to do the same this year. We found an amazing turkey recipe last year and it was completely delicious. I'd never have considered wrapping the bird in cheese cloth to help hold the butter and basting liquid p against the skin. It was a lot of work but god drat!

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