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I did a turkey last Christmas and just brined it before smoking and it turned out incredible Would turkey again
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My Spirit Otter posted:almost as if the people spoil the majesty at least in the grand canyon one there's nobody crawling over the railing to get sick pics for the gram
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Nov 1, 2024 19:28
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:I did a turkey last Christmas and just brined it before smoking and it turned out incredible This is the way. Brined then hot-ish smoked, finished in the oven if it’s one of those mutant Godzilla turkeys. Comes out deli quality.
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Nov 1, 2024 20:54
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I'm gonna be loving working the whole time like I do every holiday
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Nov 1, 2024 21:56
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This is the first Thanksgiving I'll have off in like 10 years. Feels weird.
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Nov 1, 2024 22:08
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:I did a turkey last Christmas and just brined it before smoking and it turned out incredible I brine overnight and then deep fry. the skin is loving incredible.
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Nov 1, 2024 22:15
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The Pope tweeted out a message for All Saints Day and it wound up wrapped up in the NFL tweets (specifically New Orleans Saints tweets). https://x.com/Pontifex/status/1852319690871226808 Someone replied to him "Your holiness, they are 2-6" gently caress twitter for making it impossible to read replies.
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Nov 1, 2024 22:18
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As a Saints fan,  Paper bags are BACK, baby!
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Nov 1, 2024 22:22
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Discussion Quorum posted:As a Saints fan, They have the Pope's blessing now, and by extension, God's. Can't lose now, baby!
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Nov 1, 2024 22:23
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orange juche posted:They have the Pope's blessing now, and by extension, God's. Can't lose now, baybee! Of course they can. They're the New Orleans Saints.
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Nov 1, 2024 22:24
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I want to vote this thread “1” for making me hungry, but I won’t because OP seems so earnest.
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Nov 1, 2024 22:28
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Mr. Nice! posted:I brine overnight and then deep fry. the skin is loving incredible. jesus how much oil does that take? i should try the chinese style of heating the gently caress out of the oil then pouring it over the skin
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Nov 1, 2024 22:34
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orange juche posted:The Pope tweeted out a message for All Saints Day and it wound up wrapped up in the NFL tweets (specifically New Orleans Saints tweets). ....are they especially prone to turnovers?
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Nov 1, 2024 22:35
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Quackles posted:The American woodcock. You're supposed to *find* the worm, not *avoid* the worm! In other news, Constitution Originalist Sam Alito managed to do the *one thing* the Founding Fathers explicitly didn't want office holders to do: https://abovethelaw.com/2024/10/sam-alito-got-knighted-just-like-the-founding-fathers-explicitly-made-unconstitutional/ quote:The Intelligencer has a story today that actually happened several years ago but — not unlike Alito’s Upside-Down Flag nonsense — didn’t register with the public at the time. As we noted last week, Alito has been taking expensive gifts — as the conservative Supreme Court justices are wont to do! — from a right-wing German princess, but it turns out he’s been cultivating more ties to the European aristocracy.
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Nov 1, 2024 22:36
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:jesus how much oil does that take? 3-4 gallons depending on the size of the bird.
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Nov 1, 2024 22:39
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OddObserver posted:....are they especially prone to turnovers? They once called it Passovers.
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Nov 1, 2024 22:40
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Mr. Nice! posted:3-4 gallons depending on the size of the bird. well i certainly can't afford that lmao but i have heard great things about deep fried turkey so i look forward to my invite to the Nice Thanksgiving
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Nov 1, 2024 22:42
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:well i certainly can't afford that lmao but i have heard great things about deep fried turkey so i look forward to my invite to the Nice Thanksgiving https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZHCBHflTBw If you ever do find enough money to try deep frying a turkey, this is how you do it. I don't think that NZ has the rather specialist frying implements to deep fry a turkey (giant propane burners, hook & stand for the turkey, etc) orange juche fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Nov 1, 2024 |
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Nov 1, 2024 22:46
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The best way to deep fry a turkey is to have someone else do it for you imo
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Nov 1, 2024 22:59
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Terrifying Effigies posted:You're supposed to *find* the worm, not *avoid* the worm! The Order of St. George was something I remember a lot of Armor officers getting if they had a successful command. I didn't think it was a foreign thing--is it?
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Nov 1, 2024 23:00
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I'm going to a friend's for Thanksgiving itself. But I'm tempted to use Kenji's sous vide approach to make some turkey breasts for my girlfriend and I to have for dinner and then sandwiches the next week. https://www.seriouseats.com/sous-vide-turkey-breast-crispy-skin-recipe-thanksgiving
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Nov 1, 2024 23:00
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Trying out making eggnog for the first time. Also the first time I've ever made a recipe that calls for an entire liter of bourbon. Now to let it age for 30+ days. 
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Nov 1, 2024 23:04
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Itchy_Grundle posted:The Order of St. George was something I remember a lot of Armor officers getting if they had a successful command. I didn't think it was a foreign thing--is it? Alito's appears to be French-Spanish: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Military_Constantinian_Order_of_Saint_George Could be a different one for armor people as St George was also legendarily famous for killing a dragon, so I could see there being a much less formal tradition also named after him.
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Nov 1, 2024 23:07
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Trying out making eggnog for the first time. Also the first time I've ever made a recipe that calls for an entire liter of bourbon. Now to let it age for 30+ days. Recipe?
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Nov 1, 2024 23:14
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Discussion Quorum posted:The best way to deep fry a turkey is to have someone else do it for you imo True facts
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Nov 1, 2024 23:17
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lightpole posted:Recipe? https://ruhlman.com/30-day-eggnog/ quote:Equipment I went with pint jars instead of one huge gallon for easier gifting. Made just about exactly 7 pints.
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Nov 1, 2024 23:18
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lightpole posted:Recipe? https://altonbrown.com/recipes/aged-eggnog/ e: Wingnut Ninja posted his recipe, it's pretty much the same, aged twice as much, but I'd bet Alton Brown's has a more complex flavor due to using multiple different spirits. e2: actually, I think Ninja's nog will knock you stupid, while Altons will be more drinkable, that's a fuckload of bourbon, 4 loving cups of bourbon orange juche fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Nov 1, 2024 |
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Nov 1, 2024 23:22
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orange juche posted:https://altonbrown.com/recipes/aged-eggnog/ Like I said, it's the first time I'm trying it, so we'll see how it goes. But to be fair, Alton's recipe claims 8-10 servings, while this is definitely a lot more than that. You wouldn't want to drink a full cup of this mix. Pouring a full liter of bourbon into a bowl was definitely a new experience though.
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Nov 1, 2024 23:42
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:well i certainly can't afford that lmao but i have heard great things about deep fried turkey so i look forward to my invite to the Nice Thanksgiving A startling number of burn injuries and house fires happen from frying turkeys. A still slightly frozen bird will do horrible things with oil, and misjudging how much oil is in the pot can lead to overflowing oil and big 5 gallon grease fire. Wingnut Ninja posted:Trying out making eggnog for the first time. Also the first time I've ever made a recipe that calls for an entire liter of bourbon. Now to let it age for 30+ days. e: I have done similar to alton brown's recipe. It's incredibly, dangerously drinkable. I have occasionally added more booze so I taste the booze and remember this will get me drunk. A splash of some nice brown sherry or tawny port or marsala when you serve it gives a really nice nuttiness too. Kaiser Schnitzel fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Nov 1, 2024 |
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Nov 1, 2024 23:55
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orange juche posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZHCBHflTBw While this guy is obviously concerned with safety, he's still too close to flamable and meltable things. Please just do not deep fry turkeys. Also you can rent tripod burners pretty cheap if you wanna do things like a crawdad boil.
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Nov 2, 2024 00:08
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Midjack posted:Alito's appears to be French-Spanish: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Military_Constantinian_Order_of_Saint_George It's specifically awarded by one of two competing Bourbon claimants to the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies (both have their own version of the Order they award, this is apparently from the Castro branch) Yes, of course Alito is also indirectly involved in slapfights between inbred exiled European royals.
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Terrifying Effigies posted:Yes, of course Alito is also indirectly involved in slapfights between inbred exiled European royals. We already know that he’s on the Supreme Court of the United States of America.
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CainFortea posted:While this guy is obviously concerned with safety, he's still too close to flamable and meltable things. Please just do not deep fry turkeys. Yeah I was looking at that giant plastic table with suspicion.
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Nov 2, 2024 00:23
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:5 gallons of frying oil is like $50 here, but maybe things are different down under. ayup. even slightly damp can do awful things when dumped into boiling temperature oil. it's something i'd like to try mostly as a challenge but not this year at least
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Nov 2, 2024 00:37
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Deep frying a turkey is pretty easy; grease fires and third degree burns are intimidating, but as long as you're not an idiot about it, you should be fine.
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Nov 2, 2024 01:00
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Leave posted:Deep frying a turkey is pretty easy; grease fires and third degree burns are intimidating, but as long as you're not an idiot about it, you should be fine. So, I definitely shouldn't do it.
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Nov 2, 2024 01:01
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Once again:Discussion Quorum posted:The best way to deep fry a turkey is to have someone else do it for you imo One time a friend of mine who is a chef deep fried turkey for everyone for a friendsgiving, and first he fried up a batch of jalapeño poppers in the oil. They were great and kept us drunk fuckers happy until the turkey was ready. Turkey that had a hint of jalapeño and bacon to it, it was the best.
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Nov 2, 2024 01:07
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Leave posted:but as long as you're not an idiot welp
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Nov 2, 2024 01:09
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orange juche posted:https://altonbrown.com/recipes/aged-eggnog/ I have rum and Madeira so I'm going to see this this goes when I get home. Leave posted:but as long as you're not an idiot about it, you should be fine. Um
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lightpole posted:I have rum and Madeira so I'm going to see this this goes when I get home. Here is the eggnog thread they know more about this stuff: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3869227
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