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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Saying Imploded is missing a lot of the much more fun context that led to the thread being goldmined.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Drake is down so bad that he's accusing Kendrick Lamar of RICO.

https://www.billboard.com/pro/drake-umg-spotify-schemed-boost-kendrick-not-like-us/

quote:

Drake Accuses UMG & Spotify of Scheme to ‘Artificially Inflate’ Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’

In a legal petition, the star's company accuses UMG and Spotify of serious wrongdoing -- a stunning twist months after his high-profile feud with Kendrick.

Drake has initiated legal action against Universal Music Group and Spotify over allegations that the two companies conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.”

In a filing Monday (Nov. 25) in Manhattan court, Drake’s Frozen Moments LLC accused UMG of launching an illegal “scheme” involving bots, payola and other methods to pump up Lamar’s song — a track that savagely attacked Drake amid an ongoing feud between the two stars.

“UMG did not rely on chance, or even ordinary business practices,” attorneys for Drake’s company write. “It instead launched a campaign to manipulate and saturate the streaming services and airwaves.”

Drake’s attorneys accuse UMG of violating the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, the federal “RICO” statute often used in criminal cases against organized crime. They also allege deceptive business practices and false advertising under New York state law.

Edit: Popehat has been notified by a married couple in the gallery of the Onion bankruptcy proceedings:

https://bsky.app/profile/kolyin.bsky.social/post/3lbsj6ggles23

quote:

‪Jennifer Raff‬ ‪@jenniferraff.bsky.social‬

@kenwhite.bsky.social I request a lawsplainer on your next podcast episode! #bankruptcydate

‪Colin‬ ‪@kolyin.bsky.social‬

I took my wife on a nice date to bankruptcy court and the TART went behind my back for a lawsplainer WHAT THE gently caress KEN

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Nov 25, 2024

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'm beginning to think Drake was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm beginning to think Drake was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was

Really beginning to wonder about his victory over the Spanish Armada

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



ASAPI posted:

Not nearly as cool as a folding microscope, but we seem to have transformed a quantum computer into a time crystal. Those words were real.

https://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-transformed-a-quantum-computer-into-a-time-crystal

I'm not sure I fully understand what is happening here, but am hoping it brings us one step closer to the hover boards that were supposed to show up nearly a decade ago.

Hoverboard mass production is indefinitely delayed with design flaws.

Those boards don't work on water.

Need somebody with agile experience to maybe jumpstart the development again.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Arc Light posted:

Hoverboard mass production is indefinitely delayed with design flaws.

Those boards don't work on water.

Need somebody with agile experience to maybe jumpstart the development again.

What if we add POWUH?

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

The Onion is really firing on all cylinders with this one

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

It's from a year ago. Still accurate though.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Man I'm good at checking dates.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Arrath posted:

Man I'm good at checking dates.

Don't worry, it is evergreen

The Eyes Have It
Feb 9, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Article on homelessness, through the first-person lens of a former reporter. His writing is readable, thought-provoking, and forthright. He suffers from mental illness and is disabled, but there's nothing really wrong with him intellectually.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a62875397/homelessness-in-america/

quote:

The officers are civil, but every encounter causes me apprehension and stress. I’m innocent of any wrongdoing, but the interaction between a citizen and law enforcement is unbalanced by nature. They are part of an apparatus that can take away a person’s freedom. I know it, and they certainly know it. When you’re homeless, you are even more vulnerable. You have no place to go, no kitchen table to sit at while you drink your beer, invisible to them. You’re always on their turf. It’s unnerving.

[...]

The toughest parts of homelessness have been surviving the poverty and the marginalization, discrimination, and hostility from the non-homeless population. It’s usually subtle, this hostility. People pull in to visit the lighthouse or the beach or wherever I am, see me, and immediately park somewhere else. All day long.

[...]

“Thank you,” I say.

She walks for the beach. Does she know I’m homeless? Maybe she’s seen me here before. She will be the only person in six months to offer help.

I sit in the driver’s seat and eat. I chew carefully. Four teeth hurt too much to chew solid food. The sub comes with potato chips. I try to eat them but can’t take the pain. I’ve lost nearly half my teeth since I became disabled twenty-seven years ago. I can’t afford dental care. When a problem has arisen, such as when I needed a root canal, I’ve had the tooth pulled at a clinic that charges patients on a sliding scale. One of my essential medications, gabapentin, has been linked to tooth loss.

e: I hadn't realized there was a strata of homelessness that amounts to "too poor to get assistance (because you don't have a dwelling) but also too poor to exist sustainably". And I can see how people might decline any kind of shelter stuff.

The Eyes Have It fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Nov 27, 2024

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
This poo poo is just beginning, and they know they don't even need to hide it anymore.

US drone firm appoints Trump Jr as adviser and sees stock price soar

quote:

A little-known Florida-based drones company said on Wednesday it had appointed Donald Trump Jr as an adviser – then saw its stock price surge.

“Don Jr joining our board of advisors provides us unique expertise we need as we bring drone component manufacturing back to America,” said Allan Evans, chief executive of Unusual Machines.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
That seems almost quaint, considering the scope of the other things Trump is going to break or corrupt.

I don't think it will influence voters much either, swing voters in particular already assume every politician is corrupt and rotten to the core.

Trump might be corrupt, but he promised to make people's lives better if they voted for him. He will almost certainly not deliver on this front.

Imagine if a politician not only promised those things, but then also fought to deliver them.

I doubt the establishment would ever allow such a person to progress that far, but it's clear that the people are hungry for a populist leader that will fight for them.

Trump merely offers standard pro-wealth policies wrapped in populist messaging.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006

I HAVE A MICROPENIS AND I WON'T REST UNTIL YOUR CHILDREN DIE FOR IT
Fun Shoe

bird food bathtub posted:

This poo poo is just beginning, and they know they don't even need to hide it anymore.

US drone firm appoints Trump Jr as adviser and sees stock price soar

Just out and out corruption. Plain as day.

And these gently caress face maggots complained about Hunter Biden.

If hypocrisy was fatal they'd all be dead.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

It’s time to get over hypocrisy being a topic anybody cares about

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Would Americans care that the administration was corrupt if their material needs were being met?

It's not that I think it's entirely trivial and unimportant, but it is compared to the things that motivates low information voters.

And to be perfectly honest, if some corruption was the cost for actually passing some policies that benefited the average American, I'd be willing to look the other way.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I could stomach some FYGM from an administration that got us better wages and healthcare

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Tiny Timbs posted:

It’s time to get over hypocrisy being a topic anybody cares about
Like...a generation or two past time.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

:worship: :sun:

PRAISE THE SUN

Ultra Carp

Mustang posted:

Would Americans care that the administration was corrupt if their material needs were being met?

It's not that I think it's entirely trivial and unimportant, but it is compared to the things that motivates low information voters.

And to be perfectly honest, if some corruption was the cost for actually passing some policies that benefited the average American, I'd be willing to look the other way.

That was pretty much Huey Long's MO - extremely corrupt and autocratic, but wrapped up in a genuine and fervent desire to help the poor and gently caress the rich. Hell, adjust the numbers for inflation and his "Share Our Wealth" proposals would get a lot of support today.

e:

quote:

His plan was to minimize wealth inequality, via Federal tax and spend policy.

An individual's right to wealth would be restricted to:

a maximum INHERITANCE of $5 million ($118.6 million in 2024);
a maximum annual INCOME of $1 million ($23.72 million in 2024);
and an individual's private WEALTH/FORTUNE to $50 million ($1.186 billion in 2024).
The taxes raised would guarantee every family what Long called a "Household Estate" of $5,000 (a Basic Household Grant worth $118,600 in 2024) and a minimum annual income of $2,000–$3,000 (a Universal Basic Income to each household of $47,450–$71,175 per year, 2024), or one-third of the average family home value and income.

free Higher education (including degree-level study at a college,[9] and vocational internships/training required to enter professional organisations);
a mandatory 30 hour (four day) working week and a minimum of four weeks paid vacation per year [9][10]
a Pension of $30/month, $360 a year ($711.73 and $8,540.76 in 2024) paid to every person from the age of 65;
for direct Federal assistance to farmers;
public works projects, including a $10 billion ($237.2 billion in 2024) land reclamation project to end the Dust Bowl;
specific to the WWI veterans, benefits would increase, and World War I veteran's adjusted Compensation certificates, due in 1945 would be issued immediately.
free medical services for all citizens, and what he called a "war on disease" led by the Mayo brothers.[9]

poo poo I don't think there's a single poster on this forum who wouldn't vote for this.

Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Nov 27, 2024

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

Mustang posted:

Would Americans care that the administration was corrupt if their material needs were being met?

It's not that I think it's entirely trivial and unimportant, but it is compared to the things that motivates low information voters.

And to be perfectly honest, if some corruption was the cost for actually passing some policies that benefited the average American, I'd be willing to look the other way.

I mean, of course not. On balance, americans don't care about anything (e.g. sweatshop labor for cheap clothes, foxxconn suicides for iphones, the entirety of climate change) so long as their wants and needs are met. Corruption from administrations who keep that train going doesn't even register as a blink for most people.

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.



It'd be better than corrupt and screwing everyone over.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

Acebuckeye13 posted:

That was pretty much Huey Long's MO - extremely corrupt and autocratic, but wrapped up in a genuine and fervent desire to help the poor and gently caress the rich. Hell, adjust the numbers for inflation and his "Share Our Wealth" proposals would get a lot of support today.

e:

poo poo I don't think there's a single poster on this forum who wouldn't vote for this.

Just have to make sure the next one keeps any judges in laws away from them.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
My campaign pitch on the wealthy would be "I don't want to put a limit on how much you can earn as long as you're spending it on poo poo. Build a bridge, build a library, build a whole goddamn city, repair a state highway, build the world's largest statue of a middle finger, hire 10000 dudes to dig a county-sized hole in the middle of the North Dakota grassland and then fill it up again, whatever, just keep that money circulating."

I read a book on the Roman Empire last year that made the point that the constant coups in the later years acted as a kind of wealth redistribution mechanism: the rich and powerful losing side were killed and their property ended up getting passed around the winning faction, who of course usually had to bribe the soldiers who helped them overthrow the previous regime. I don't recommend it as a system of government but it has a certain appeal.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Nov 28, 2024

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Companies can deduct every dollar of salaries and wages of non-executive staff from their tax burden but their base tax rate is 90%

Executive salaries and wages cannot be deducted from a company’s tax burden.

This seems like a simple fix to a lot of problems but I’m also an idiot

boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Nov 28, 2024

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

My campaign pitch on the wealthy would be "I don't want to put a limit on how much you can earn as long as you're spending it on poo poo. Build a bridge, build a library, build a whole goddamn city, repair a state highway, build the world's largest statue of a middle finger, hire 10000 dudes to dig a county-sized hole in the middle of the North Dakota grassland and then fill it up again, whatever, just keep that money circulating."

Just repeal the tax cuts to the rich back to pre-reagen, a new glass steagle that includes a corporate death penalty (all decision makers/majority holders get the same punishment and any attempt to delay, delay, delay gets a judge dredding.)

Any dem who resists gets brought before my golden porcelain throne, berated before jumbo and seven years exile.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
You don't have a jumbo, we've all seen the pics

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

It’s really not all that complicated, a steeply progressive wealth tax (including on unrealized gains) takes care of most problems. Make it 0.1% under $1m ramping up to 10% over $1b and rich people still get their unlimited consumption and net worth competition while any wealth that isn’t earning well above normal returns gets whittled away by default.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Sorry but even that will be too much and will only cause billionaires to move to such tax havens as, uh, South Sudan

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Tiny Timbs posted:

Sorry but even that will be too much and will only cause billionaires to move to such tax havens as, uh, South Sudan

Every 100k of wealth they move out of the country is a day they're banned from being here?

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Tiny Timbs posted:

Sorry but even that will be too much and will only cause billionaires to move to such tax havens as, uh, South Sudan
Here's a better idea: Tax breaks for luxury submarines with the bonus of no safety standards.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

Milo and POTUS posted:

You don't have a jumbo, we've all seen the pics

No, you haven't all seen them and if you keep this up I'll post them again.

At this rate I'm wondering how long till musk falls down a set of stairs. Hes talking poo poo about fighter planes now. I look forward to a tesla drone running someone over, failing to take off and then catching fire. Not necessarily in that order.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Steezo posted:

No, you haven't all seen them and if you keep this up I'll post them again.

At this rate I'm wondering how long till musk falls down a set of stairs. Hes talking poo poo about fighter planes now. I look forward to a tesla drone running someone over, failing to take off and then catching fire. Not necessarily in that order.

You left 'adopted by presidential decree' off the list.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

IPCRESS posted:

You left 'adopted by presidential decree' off the list.

I dont think trump wants another failson.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Happy Thanksgiving to those of you celebrating the holiday today

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Current event: I have a blackberry pie and a mince pie cooling at the moment.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
I'm going to require a slice of that blackberry pie while it's still warm. A la mode, of course.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Had pecan pie with vanilla ice cream. It was good.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Had pecan pie with vanilla ice cream. It was good.

I call it corn syrup pie.

Because that’s the primary ingredient.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Pie filling is cooling and the turkey is in the oven, repeat the turkey is in the oven

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LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Pumpkin cheese cake and chocolate pudding pie.

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