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someone needs to whip up that "these should never be made, we will not help you make them" sign, but slap it on a deep-frying and/or combusting turkey
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I will confirm that the best way to experience deep fried turkey is have someone else make it who knows their poo poo, because it is infact dangerous if you're even slightly an idiot. Deep fried turkey remains the best way to eat turkey though. All other styles of turkey are weak imposters before the deliciousness that is a deep fried turkey.
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Nov 2, 2024 02:10
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Think of how many Thanksgivings could be saved if local fire departments offered up their parking lots to host safe frying spaces, kind of like how many police departments offer up theirs for safe Craigslist/Facebook Marketplace transactions.
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Nov 2, 2024 02:12
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My secret is injecting a garlic butter mixture under the skin in key strategic points, allowing that flavor to fry within the skin.
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Nov 2, 2024 02:31
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Think of how many Thanksgivings could be saved if local fire departments offered up their parking lots to host safe frying spaces, kind of like how many police departments offer up theirs for safe Craigslist/Facebook Marketplace transactions. your av wants turkey
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Nov 2, 2024 02:37
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Leave posted:My secret is injecting a garlic butter mixture under the skin in key strategic points, allowing that flavor to fry within the skin. Thanks, I'm drooling.
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Nov 2, 2024 02:42
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Every year, millions of Americans fry turkeys and only like five people and one thousand houses are destroyed. If you’re not your town’s biggest idiot, you’ll do fine.
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Nov 2, 2024 02:43
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Is there any excitement for doing a secret satan this year?
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Nov 2, 2024 02:44
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stinkypete posted:Is there any excitement for doing a secret satan this year? always i'm happy to run it again, my life is less insane than last year
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Nov 2, 2024 02:46
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Zamujasa posted:someone needs to whip up that "these should never be made, we will not help you make them" sign, but slap it on a deep-frying and/or combusting turkey This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no juicy dark meat with crispy, herb-rubbed skin is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous but delicious to us. This message is a warning about danger.
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Nov 2, 2024 03:35
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The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, on the kitchen counter. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can make you fat. The form of the danger is delicious deep fried turkey. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited. orange juche fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Nov 2, 2024 |
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Nov 2, 2024 03:45
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Discussion Quorum posted:This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!
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Nov 2, 2024 03:46
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:always Great!
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Nov 2, 2024 07:08
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The Eclub and Popeyes aren't doing turkeys to order at Osan because of bird flu killing their suppliers? What the hell America?
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Nov 2, 2024 07:49
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nullscan posted:The Eclub and Popeyes aren't doing turkeys to order at Osan because of bird flu killing their suppliers? What the hell America? Huh. Kadena's Eclub is still taking orders for turkey meals. It's not like they could come from anywhere else. I guess we're just going to get the sickly ones. E: but I avoid turkey in general, because I like meat to taste good. So I'm safe.
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Nov 2, 2024 09:17
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:your av wants turkey Who doesn't want turkey? Arc Light posted:E: but I avoid turkey in general, because I like meat to taste good. So I'm safe. 
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Nov 2, 2024 13:11
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Why would I eat turkey when I could instead eat chicken or beef or ham or horse or alligator or basically any other superior meat.
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Nov 2, 2024 13:19
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We've discovered who doesn't season their food.
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A.o.D. posted:We've discovered who doesn't season their food. I guess if the food is naturally bad enough, I might need to cover up the taste with seasoning. But I try to avoid that.
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Nov 2, 2024 14:19
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Making it sound like you eat unseasoned beef and chicken isn't making you look how you want it to
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Nov 2, 2024 14:24
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I shall deep fry 1 or 2 16 lb turkeys this year, as i have every year for the past 20. The 1 vs 2 decision will be made in the next week once we have a firmish headcount for dinner. Its how i get peaceful me time during a somewhat tumultuous week.
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Nov 2, 2024 14:33
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Turkey is nasty yall - its true. Thats why everyone's favorite part of Thanksgiving are the sides. But there is always Turducken if you want to step your game up a notch.
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Nov 2, 2024 15:01
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Turkey breast is a gravy delivery device.
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Nov 2, 2024 15:04
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gently caress it I'm smoking a Wagyu brisket instead of some dumb bird. E: Also prime rib is garbage and a waste of good sear-able ribeye.
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Nov 2, 2024 15:21
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I'm a dark meat kinda guy because that usually remains edible no matter how dry and bland the rest of the bird is. But I am thoroughly convinced everybody bitching about turkey being a poo poo bird is because they've not had it decently cooked or seasoned. Much of my life I believed "Thanksgiving is about the sides" until I finally had turkey done appropriately whether smoked, baked or fried.
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Nov 2, 2024 15:40
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My mother-in-law makes the best turkey. I love Thanksgiving.
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Nov 2, 2024 16:36
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I love Thanksgiving, but any other time of the year if someone suggests we make Turkey I ask what my other options are. Without all the fixins its not a real crowd pleaser. I mean it can be done well but that's probably like 1 in 5 of Turkeys I've had lifetime. It's also the worst cold-cut meat.
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Nov 2, 2024 16:46
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all yall not having lasagna on Thanksgiving instead of turkey, I weep for.
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Nov 2, 2024 16:49
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again, thanksgiving is over. you guys are talking about a holiday thats already happened in 2024 and wont happen again until 2025
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My Spirit Otter posted:again, thanksgiving is over. you guys are talking about a holiday thats already happened in 2024 and wont happen again until 2025 Canadian Thanksgiving is fake.
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Nov 2, 2024 16:56
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Flikken posted:Canadian Thanksgiving is fake. you cant just repeat back to me what i said about your fake holiday. thats some kindergarten level bullshit
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Nov 2, 2024 16:58
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I have pretty much taken the reigns of cooking Thanksgiving for the family. We do turkey because that’s what dad wants, and everything else is vegetarian because my sister went veggie a few years ago. Honestly, the only change I really had to make to our traditional spread is now I use (really good) vegetable boullion to make the stock for the stuffing instead of turkey broth and I leave the giblets out.
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Nov 2, 2024 17:14
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Coasterphreak posted:I have pretty much taken the reigns of cooking Thanksgiving for the family. We do turkey because that’s what dad wants, and everything else is vegetarian because my sister went veggie a few years ago. Honestly, the only change I really had to make to our traditional spread is now I use (really good) vegetable boullion to make the stock for the stuffing instead of turkey broth and I leave the giblets out. stock for stuffing??? stuffing is cooked inside of the bird, anything else is a goddamn food crime
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Nov 2, 2024 17:21
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My Spirit Otter posted:you cant just repeat back to me what i said about your fake holiday. thats some kindergarten level bullshit Pilgrims didn't land in Canada. Checkmate Canucks.
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Nov 2, 2024 17:24
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My Spirit Otter posted:stock for stuffing??? Crispy dressing pieces are the best part, gently caress that soggy half-assed impending food poisoning stuffing bullshit.
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Nov 2, 2024 17:33
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Flikken posted:Pilgrims didn't land in Canada. remind me, is 1610 before or after 1620? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupids
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Diarrhea Elemental posted:Crispy dressing pieces are the best part, gently caress that soggy half-assed impending food poisoning stuffing bullshit. what. the. gently caress. this post is so wrong that its downright american
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My Spirit Otter posted:stock for stuffing??? If you're not making this you are loving up: https://www.marthastewart.com/1040386/sausage-pear-stuffing
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Grip it and rip it posted:If you're not making this you are loving up: https://www.marthastewart.com/1040386/sausage-pear-stuffing BREAD CRUMBS. BUTTER. SALT AND PEPPER(ARE HERE). SUMMER SAVOURY. SHOVED ALL UP IN THOSE GUTS.
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ill cook a bird and throw the meat in the trash just to have that fuckin stuffing, goddamn is it good.
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