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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


man if the habs are gonna play like this gently caress them, go blue jackets

jesus christ

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fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



hahaha what a finish. I didn't know it was possible to award a shootout goal retroactively, although it was certainly the fairest thing to do.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:laffo: Blue Jackets still alive

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008

after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
drat near 80% chance to win on moneypuck down the drain

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

Edward Mass posted:

:laffo: Blue Jackets still alive

With games against Philly and the Isles to go against Montreal getting Carolina. :unsmigghh:

Big Leg
May 22, 2020

a corpse is talking

CBJSprague24 posted:

With games against Philly and the Isles to go against Montreal getting Carolina. :unsmigghh:

i love that the games are staggered too so i get to have a heart attack every day this week

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
OK, follow me on this. If Columbus wins their last two games and Montreal lose their last game in regulation, they are tied on 89 points. First tiebreaker is regulation wins, and Montreal currently leads Columbus by a mark of 29 wins to 28. Should Columbus win in regulation only once and have the other game go to overtime, we would go to the second tiebreaker, regulation + overtime wins. Montreal leads that as well, but by 37 to 32.

For Columbus to make the playoffs, they HAVE to win both their remaining games in regulation. This means the wackiest way a game can end might happen should the Blue Jackets be tied late.

Mr. Kite
Aug 28, 2004

THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN MY POLITICAL OPINIONS AND MY HOCKEY OPINIONS IS MY ABILITY TO PREDICT THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!

Mind_Taker posted:

How do all the refs miss that
I was watching the game on half my screen while playing a game on the other half. And even I noticed something off. Like you expect the puck-on-glass sounds or crowd noise if it goes into the stands.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


What fun would it be to do it the easy way and just beat one of the worst teams in the league? You get bonus points for doing it the hard way, right?

CBJSprague24 posted:

With games against Philly and the Isles to go against Montreal getting Carolina. :unsmigghh:

To be fair, based on their showing against the Leafs the Canes don't seem to think winning is very important any more.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


I'm in Minnesota for today's game and am going to meet up with an old friend and take him to his first hockey game :buddy: "Why don't you take him to see a good team?" my first game was seeing the Kraken shut out the Pens. he must suffer as I have.

Also since I've started watching hockey I've had a few people ask me why I picked the Wild as my favorite team and I literally cannot remember. Cool logo? Kirill Kaprizov? The Curse? who knows, GO WILD

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013
Have fun! Let’s go Wild!

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008

after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Okay Flyers, I don't ask you for much, but I'd really like you to win this game

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west
:siren: Thanks again for the free offensive defenseman, Nashville! :siren:

Zach Werenski tied Nash for 3rd on the all-time CBJ single-season scoring list with 79 points. He could possibly catch 2nd (Bread, 82).

e- gently caress OFF LINESMAN, KJ'S OFF TO THE RACES IF YOU DON'T RUIN IT. :ramsay:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Apr 16, 2025

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
Leafs in fine playoff form already

bub spank
Feb 1, 2005

the THRILL
Ottawa with 2 goals on 25 shots, Chicago with 3 goals on 5 shots. Must be a Forsberg game.

Big Leg
May 22, 2020

a corpse is talking
i've seen enough, give jet greaves a billion dollars

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west
:siren: KJ :siren:

Big Leg posted:

i've seen enough, give jet greaves a billion dollars

The snap and followthrough on that one save was lightning quick.

I'm wondering why they didn't bring him up sooner.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Go lumbus

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
lol the jackets are really gonna force the habs' hand here

Big Leg
May 22, 2020

a corpse is talking

CBJSprague24 posted:

The snap and followthrough on that one save was lightning quick.

I'm wondering why they didn't bring him up sooner.

he has the curse of being 1 inch too short so management hates him i think

bub spank
Feb 1, 2005

the THRILL
:siren: Forsberg has made back-to-back saves for the first time today, Blackhawks down to 3 goals on 7 shots. Ottawa up to 3 goals on 32 shots.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

Big Leg posted:

he has the curse of being 1 inch too short so management hates him i think

Somebody mentioned that he gets that bad rap even though Saros and Joseph Woll are even shorter.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west
:siren: Did you know down the stretch hockey watching is much better on zoloft? I discovered this in 2020 :siren:

Big Mo = Big pick.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:siren: 100 for Marner! :siren:

e: :siren: and 400 for Matthews! :siren:

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Apr 16, 2025

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



lol Sabres.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



CBJSprague24 posted:

Somebody mentioned that he gets that bad rap even though Saros and Joseph Woll are even shorter.

Woll is 6'3, you are thinking of Dustin Wolf.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


100 for Marner
400 for Matthews
Back to back shutouts for Stolarz
Division title

Little Nicky not wanting to come out of the lineup for the playoffs. The Holmberg-McMann-Robertson line looking pretty good the last couple games.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

Precambrian Video Games posted:

Woll is 6'3, you are thinking of Dustin Wolf.

Got 3 of 4 letters right.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



pseudodragon posted:

100 for Marner
400 for Matthews
Back to back shutouts for Stolarz
Division title

Little Nicky not wanting to come out of the lineup for the playoffs. The Holmberg-McMann-Robertson line looking pretty good the last couple games.

Best possible game result? I’m thinking so :toot:

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Koopa Kid posted:

Best possible game result? I’m thinking so :toot:

Missed 30 for Knies and 39/40 for JT but that's probably too much for one game.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
well blues are probably gonna win and the flames are getting smacked around. wonder if the wild will come back against the ducks or squander 7th

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Mike_V posted:

well blues are probably gonna win and the flames are getting smacked around. wonder if the wild will come back against the ducks or squander 7th

By the skin of their dang teeth. Bring on winnipeg i guess

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Mike_V posted:

well blues are probably gonna win and the flames are getting smacked around. wonder if the wild will come back against the ducks or squander 7th

They came back. Cya soon Vegas.

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013
I think Fleury is going in net!

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013
win #575 for MAF

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


oh my god that surpassed all expectations I had of everything. I thought for sure they were going to eat poo poo and miss the playoffs by one point but they made it!! yes I know they'll lose in the first round!!! shut up and let me have this!

Also I don't know how that game looked on the tv but it was amazing in person, especially the overtime period. My friend who was there for his first hockey game is now a fan. :buddy:

fancy stats
Sep 9, 2009

A man's man, wears a lot of denim, tells long stories and has oatmeal saved from this morning.

don't gently caress this up montreal please

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

fancy stats posted:

don't gently caress this up montreal please

What are we not loving up here? Getting into the playoffs or forcing the final playoff spot to be determined in the last game for the last contender of the season?

Because there's objectively one right answer.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

CBJSprague24 posted:

What are we not loving up here? Getting into the playoffs or forcing the final playoff spot to be determined in the last game for the last contender of the season?

Because there's objectively one right answer.

The Hurricanes avatar is a bit :crossarms:

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I hope the offer sheet guy scores 4.

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