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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

PoY0
When you’re walking towards someone and they’re in your way and you say excuse me and instead of moving out of the way they just keep backing up.

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Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Shut up OP

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

PoY0
when goons bully me in my threads

Mr.Acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Political biases

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

In the aftermath of the last two storms I’ve been out to the barrier islands to restore the rodent control systems and each time I had a loving disaster tourist in front of me driving 15 mph and gawking at peoples’ ruined lives and I have to refrain from ramming them off the causeways into the sea.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Rock Tumblers!

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Not using the clutch

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
How half of the USA is STUPID

LIKE WTF

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Flocks of tourists dragging massive suitcases behind them, walking side by side so it blocks up the train platform/standing directly in the train doors with their massive suitcase in front of them and not even attempting to make room at sops when people try to get on at stops. That and the ones that take up a block of seats then proceed to have some kind of screamed conversation with each other for over half an hour.

Pretty annoying IMHO.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Also people on the freeway in the right lane endangering everyone trying to get on by refusing to touch their precious effing cruise control.. ..

Mr.Acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Spinz posted:

How half of the USA is STUPID

LIKE WTF

It's alot more than that I assure you

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





middle aged folk spending 8+ hours a day posting about video games. like, really, wtf people

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Mr.Acula posted:

It's alot more than that I assure you

There's regular stupid and there is RWORD STUPID

I think its microplastics maybe, dunno

But it's something unprecedented, it's worse

I'm old, It did not used to be this bad trust me on this

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Spinz posted:

Also people on the freeway in the right lane endangering everyone trying to get on by refusing to touch their precious effing cruise control.. ..

Hmm. Please explain how this is upsetting. Isn't it good they're using CC over in the right lane?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

Hmm. Please explain how this is upsetting. Isn't it good they're using CC over in the right lane?

I think they mean people who won't slow down at all or speed up to allow people to merge.

Driving sucks I don't miss it at all.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015





The mere existence of deer, OP.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

redshirt posted:

Hmm. Please explain how this is upsetting. Isn't it good they're using CC over in the right lane?

Being an on-ramp blocking dicknut.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Not having enough oil in the system OP.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Szyznyk posted:

Being an on-ramp blocking dicknut.

Technically, it's up to the vehicle entering the highway to figure it out.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


when you fart and its not a fart!

its a POO

Mr.Acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Spinz posted:

There's regular stupid and there is RWORD STUPID

I think its microplastics maybe, dunno

But it's something unprecedented, it's worse

I'm old, It did not used to be this bad trust me on this

The fact that even saying the ~Rword~ anymore is frowned upon is in itself telling because now there's clearly more people around to be offended by the word because they fit the description too well or they have had children who do.


I think it's probably best if doctors don't use it as a medical diagnosis anymore but as a word... it's fine?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

redshirt posted:

Technically, it's up to the vehicle entering the highway to figure it out.

It’s a courtesy thing rather than a legal thing. I hit the middle lane.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Spinz posted:

How the USA is STUPID

LIKE WTF

:hmmyes:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

"Bunnies."
-Ben
The wrench YOU threw in there, OP! :argh:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
clownin

not clownin when you need a clown

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Private Cumshoe posted:

clownin

not clownin when you need a clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rowkJcfv5ks

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

having bad music as ringtones

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

oh wow a crunched 120kps cover of Katy Perry shooting out from your rear end pocket thats just what i wanted to hear! die bitch!!! :blastu:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

cumpantry posted:

having bad music as ringtones

I'll never stop!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Private Cumshoe posted:

clownin

not clownin when you need a clown

You specifically requested a clown, ma'am.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
When you don't shift at the right point and the transmission shudders.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

granny shifting, not double clutching like you should

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

great thread PH. Id like to see the haters come up with a better one!!

What grinds my gears? When you pull away from the fast food drive thru and realize they forgot to give you catsup

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Non Blinker Users, but somehow even more so the idiots who only turn on their blinkers when the entire act of committing to a turn is done.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
You, OP.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

People who litter

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
the fact that nobody has made an independence day: the musical yet, op

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

When I bust and only a cough come out!!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Troll Bridgington posted:

the fact that nobody has made an independence day: the musical yet, op

WELCOME TO EARF!!!!!!!!!!

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Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

redshirt posted:

WELCOME TO EARF!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Hiller: I'm a captain in the Air Force, with dreams of going to space, lil do I know that I'll be saving the human race. I have a wedding ring for Jasmine, but I'm feeling kinda bitter
*Best friend Jimmy slides into the room like Kramer*
Jimmy: because he will never get into NASA if he marries that stripper!
*Crowd laughs*

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